Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

Alright, listen up, you merry band of degenerates. I take a little break from the forum because, you know, some of us have lives and I come back to this dumpster fire. What do I see? One dude, the goddamn gift that keeps on giving, now doing meet-and-greets in Siam Reap like he's hosting a TED Talk for broke-ass expats.

Meanwhile, the gym rat's back on his dorm room dreams nonsense. Buddy, no one cares about your fantasy of being a swole college freshman again. Let it go.

Oh, and what's this? A truce? A failed one? Of course! Because the lot of you couldn't negotiate peace between two stray cats, let alone anyone with an ounce of testosterone.

But the cherry on this sad little sundae? The know-it-all giving lectures about the secret lives of bar girls, Thai boyfriends, and, wait for it. Thai taxes! Like he's some sage advisor to the Pattaya Chamber of Commerce. Spoiler alert, Einstein: you're not.

You people make me look forward to tax season. Now, someone get me a drink.

Reminds me of this:

Im back in the ring, same clowns, new act,
MFs out here with his backpack tact.
Siam Reap stories, meetups galore,
Like anyone cares bro, close that door.

Gym rat dreams, still stuck in his head,
Truce blown apart, forums hanging by a thread.
Bar girl wisdom? Taxes on blast?
Youre playing professor, but youre failing class.

This aint Snoop Dog, but the style still stings,
Im the king of this mess, pulling puppet strings.
And let me tell you, the first to reply?
Always the loser dont even try.

ET, Out.

[ElMexicant]

Geez, these chicas are a handful. Who goes to the movie theater nowadays when it's all free. Buying large popcorn and only eating a few pieces. They want dates, but a few gave it up on the first one. Don't even shower before hand like a FL. Nasty.

That was easy but they expect me to be like a sugar daddy to them. No can do. Also their immaturity is something else. Messy. Farting. Don't clean up their hair in the shower. Clothes on the rack in the shared bathroom when they not even using it.

Seeing them in their pajamas and nighties on a daily basis was nice, but I rather just pay than deal with their shit.

Got my gym personal trainer to give me daily massages, so fuck them teeny boppers. They've been watching too much Tik Tok. Thinking they can snag a SD but their skills match slightly better than a Starfish. Rather bang a 800 baht island girl on BR.

Bowling like Pro 16.

[Explorer8939]

Any one may so arrange his affairs that his taxes shall be as low as possible; he is not bound to choose that pattern which will best pay the Treasury; there is not even a patriotic duty to increase one's taxes.

Helvering v. Gregory, 69 F. 2 the 809,810 (CA2 1934) (citations omitted), AFF'd, 293 USA 465 (1935).

The only people who worry about taxes are those that do not seek out good competent tax advice. Like this person:

This statement is absolutely stupid on it's face. If you have a gain that means it is a profit.

If you know that your earnings are going to be taxed in a unfavorable manner you simply do not remit them into the tax jurisdiction that you are concerned with. Holla!

My statement before this one above renders this about the difference in Tax Liability in The country named Uncle Sam and Thailand irrelevant. Why didn't you think of that? Because you don't know shit about taxes. I been paying taxes on my income for 47 years in jurisdiction where I hold tax residency.

Here Allover is just showing that he is dumb as fuck.

There is a reason most International Tricks are poor as fuck. It is more important for them to look good on the internet than it is to acquire knowledge to learn how to generate a flow so you can stack it. On top of that you need to know how to keep most of your flow using methods that are completely legal in order to pay the least amount of tax under the law.

Dont be this guy:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/early...cryptocurrency

A perfect example of someone who did not seek out competent tax advice. ROTFLMO! Now the mother fucker is going to do two years in Club Fed. That is a LONG TIME to go without pussy. Holla!

It's great that you can live in Thailand, but not remit any money from your home country into Thailand.

It's the dream of all Farangs to live in Thailand for free.

[Nyezhov]

I won't be looking over my shoulder worrying about you at all Anytime that you want. Anyplace that you want. Anywhere in this mother fucking world that you want. But instead you choose to hide behind your computer screen beating on you keyboard. Your old, fat, ugly, poorly dressed farang ass wouldn't know what do with this Farang dam. Step to me and test my fear, ya *****!

You can't even stay consistent on one page can you boy? One post is he's hiding from me, the next post is he doesn't worry about me finding him. Can't even keep his own bullshit straight.

Anytime, any place? We will meet you at Siem Reap, Temple Bar, Sivutha Rd, Tuesday at 23:00.

[SubCmdr]

My post count as of this post is 3888.

But UglyDumbAzzFarangMan does not know how to count. Nor dress himself properly. Or evaluate prostitutes.

Mother fucker, why don't you ever tell us the following: Where you hire a prostitute. How much you paid a prostitute. The social / sexual services that prostitute provided you. That son is a brief description of the most basic elements of a Pattaya Report.

That male bovine excrement that you be posting ain't it!

[SubCmdr]

Dude if I wanted to find you it wouldn't be hard.

I won't be looking over my shoulder worrying about you at all Anytime that you want. Anyplace that you want. Anywhere in this mother fucking world that you want. But instead you choose to hide behind your computer screen beating on you keyboard. Your old, fat, ugly, poorly dressed farang ass wouldn't know what do with this Farang dam. Step to me and test my fear, ya *****!

[SubCmdr]

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...ge-among-young

Thanks for sharing. Sadly, this is what happens when mongers brag about barebacking endless sex workers for endless years and think self diagnosing and self treatment of STDs is the answer.

Read the above article. Girls have to be 20 years old to work in an entertainment venue in Thailand. Can you explain the nature of this problem for the entire range individuals outlined in the article?

Now we have antibiotics that are worthless and STIs that are drug resistant, meaning one could live with it forever and share it to their girlfriend, spouse, etc.

https://gardp.org/stories/photo-gall...oea-treatment/

This issue can be resolved by not fucking around on your wife or girlfriend. If you must break your marriage vows or lie to your girlfriend then use a condom. Full Stop!

The idea that 99% of girls here in Pattaya will go bareback is absurd based on personal experience.

Your experiences do not invalidate the experiences of others.

Correct, but mongers watch creampie thais and think every single sex worker is willing to go bareback.

Really?! Well everyone is allowed to their opinion. You do know that a pornography film is planned and it is possible for everyone participating to be screened for STI's before filming? Well if you didn't know, now you do know.

Sure, if Im hunting through the bottom of the barrel beach road and beer bar ass and promising to pay extra, I can find plenty who will do it. But if Im cherry picking the best of the best at a top WS go-go, then no, theyre not all ok with that.

Let me get this straight you are paying 5000 - 8000 for Long Time, plus bar fine, plus Lady Drinks and you are telling me that you accept (and even prefer) to use condoms with those prostitutes?

Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call

Compared to beach road, discos, beer bars, LK metro, and soi 6? Yes! I would take a bar girl from Palace unseen compared to taking a freelancer unseen from beach road or anywhere else. One has a higher risk than the other.

Here is where you lose me, other than your opinion on the appearance of the prostitutes that don't work in your favorite Agogo Palace If you are using a condom EVERYTIME you are having vaginal or anal sex with a prostitute what is the risk?

And here we have yet another sanctimonious prick posting his male bovine excrement offering his opinion on the sexual practices of others in the Pattaya Reports Thread.

Rocko20 you are a little light on actual reports on having sex with girls in Pattaya. You know the ones where you tell us where you hired your prostitute, how much you paid your prostitute and what type of services your prostitute provided you. Personally I don't care if you use a condom or not. I have a One Dick Policy. I only worry about my own dick!

[Mr Enternational]

The only people that discuss and worry about taxes are people that have real money. You don't worry about taxes because the only flow you have is the bullshit flowing out of your mouth.

You forgot about the people that don't intend to pay any.

[SubCmdr]

Allover are you ok?

My post below really fucked you up didn't it? Talking all that shit about me being new. I took your words and pushed them so far up your ass that you started gagging like when you are deep throating the ladyboys you are so fond of. I then broke off up in ya!

Interestingly enough, I took Allover's information and used it for my benefit. So I have to give the (compound profanity redacted) his due.

My gik was so excited about our trip to Moo Chuu. She had a tough time deciding which style to choose and so because I am a straight baller and shot caller I told her to get two pairs. She was happy with the initial design and changed out of her pair that she wore into the mall to wear one of the pairs I bought her out of the mall. It cost me 550 Baht. That should be doable for even those experiencing severe resource scarcity. It is not like you have to compete with Koreans. The price are fixed for everyone. As they say, a picture is worth 1000 words. LOL!

I goto work!

Oh, the picture left no doubt did it. Wish I could have seen the look on your face when you read MY post. ROTFLMO!

Subcmdr aint no one to fuck with!

[SubCmdr]

Since you're an idiot I'll give you this sound advice. Don't even think of buying a condo. Just rent. Don't lock yourself into one location in Pattaya. You may later choose to move back to Jomtien after you figure out how to get there from Central Pattaya using the baht buses. Also you will lose money if you get deported for tax evasion.

Any one may so arrange his affairs that his taxes shall be as low as possible; he is not bound to choose that pattern which will best pay the Treasury; there is not even a patriotic duty to increase one's taxes.

Helvering v. Gregory, 69 F. 2 the 809,810 (CA2 1934) (citations omitted), AFF'd, 293 USA 465 (1935).

The only people that discuss and worry about taxes are people that have real money.

The only people who worry about taxes are those that do not seek out good competent tax advice. Like this person:

If you are profiting from short term stock gains,

This statement is absolutely stupid on it's face. If you have a gain that means it is a profit.

when you remit that money to Thailand, it's considered accessible income and taxable.

If you know that your earnings are going to be taxed in a unfavorable manner you simply do not remit them into the tax jurisdiction that you are concerned with. Holla!

Unfortunately, there is no Thai deduction for capital gains losses, so your Thai tax liability for capital gains may be higher than what Uncle Sam takes.

My statement before this one above renders this about the difference in Tax Liability in The country named Uncle Sam and Thailand irrelevant. Why didn't you think of that? Because you don't know shit about taxes. I been paying taxes on my income for 47 years in jurisdiction where I hold tax residency.

You don't worry about taxes because the only flow you have is the bullshit flowing out of your mouth.

Here Allover is just showing that he is dumb as fuck.

There is a reason most International Tricks are poor as fuck. It is more important for them to look good on the internet than it is to acquire knowledge to learn how to generate a flow so you can stack it. On top of that you need to know how to keep most of your flow using methods that are completely legal in order to pay the least amount of tax under the law.

Dont be this guy:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/early...cryptocurrency

A perfect example of someone who did not seek out competent tax advice. ROTFLMO! Now the mother fucker is going to do two years in Club Fed. That is a LONG TIME to go without pussy. Holla!

[UglyAzzMan]

Congratulations to Explorer8939 for writing 4000 plus posts of bullshit. That is quite the achievement!

You Same Same. Hahaha.

[UglyAzzMan]

I don't have a Thai "girlfriend".

As a clue, it is a tremendous loss of face for a Thai lady if her "boyfriend" fucks other ladies. Sometimes this results in violence.

Sounds like FUN.

[Nyezhov]

Why don't you think I am not smart enough to not actually report where I was living in enough detail that would allow one of these mentally disturbed mother fuckers that be posting up in here (like Neyzhov) to find me?

Just like when I fuck, I stick and move. If I say I was someplace and you go looking for me there you won't find me because I will have already left.

ROTFMAO!

Wow, lookie the big black dickhead is scared of me LOL.

Dude if I wanted to find you it wouldn't be hard.

[Explorer8939]

The only people that discuss and worry about taxes are people that have real money. You don't worry about taxes because the only flow you have is the bullshit flowing out of your mouth.

Since SubCmdr claims to be a day trader, and the market is at an all time high, he is probably flush with cash at the moment.

I randomly bought a bunch of RKLB stock in April when it was at $4, and it zoomed. If I can do that, anyone with a brain can make big money in the greatest bull market in human history.

[SubCmdr]

I don't have a Thai "girlfriend".

Neither do I!

As a clue, it is a tremendous loss of face for a Thai lady if her "boyfriend" fucks other ladies. Sometimes this results in violence.

If is coming for you it is no a clue it is idiocy at best and male bovine excrement at best.

Don't worry about my girlfriend. I don't have one anymore. Allover was right, she left me for a Korean who is now her sponsor. Funny thing about that. When he is not in Thailand, she still fucks me. ROTLMAO!

How you like me now, ya bitches?