Pattaya Reports

[MohdirFan82]

Let me give you inside about thick women in SEA. It will help you understand.

There are many thick women in Thailand, lots of them.

You wouldent find any thick / very curvy women in most of high end places such as GoGos, High end massage parlors.

Lots of low end places like beer bars, low end massage parlors, Thai friendly, street walkers by Nana and Indian clubs.

Most Thick / Curvy women already have few kids, and they have hard time in Bangkok finding customers so they are cheap and easy to find.

Also if you follow Indian clientele's they normal look for fat / thick / curvy women.

Trust me you will find tons of thick / curvy in Thailand.

I've been debating about whether I should make a trip to thailand or not. Whats holding me back though is a lot of the women don't seem to be thick / curvy and are just skinny / flat. I went to Sosua DR twice last year and the women were stupid thick. Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general? Let me know fellas.

[Mr Enternational]

Don't go from March until September the weather will be brutal. There is a reason it's low season at that time and trust me you don't want to experience thailand's summer.

I thought high season was high season because that is the time Europeans, Australians, etc have their holiday. I did not think it had anything to do with the weather.

[BroComplex]

So the optimal time to be in Pattaya would be right after high season ends and low season is just beginning?

Don't go from March until September the weather will be brutal. There is a reason it's low season at that time and trust me you don't want to experience thailand's summer. September is when the weather will start to cool but it's also the rain season so it makes more sense to wait until October which is still rainy but at least the weather will be cool.

[Explorer8939]

No offense mate but if you are having to walk around barefoot like a monk at a time when the place is supposed to be full of puddles and whatnot, I think I am not being dramatic 555.

Carrying an umbrella sounds like good advice.

Do you know if there is any major difference in the number of girls working during Songkran?

One problem with Songkran is if you are in a bar that is not totally enclosed, you can be totally drenched at any time. Soi 6 is particularly bad.

The ladies don't mind, most are totally into water fights. They lose a lot of money because they aren't going with customers, but they don't care until the end of the month.

[Explorer8939]

So the optimal time to be in Pattaya would be right after high season ends and low season is just beginning?

All of Low Season is good and cheap. The later, the better, because the ladies are desperate in August. September is good, too, but that's when "boyfriends" come so that gives the ladies some hope.

Actually, Low Season correlates with the temperature in Europe. The first cold day of Autumn and people start booking tickets for Thailand.

[Shikhar10]

You and others complaining about Songkran are very DRAMATIC. I was there the entire Songkran last year in Pattaya and did not get wet.

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I walk around, wrapped in my bed sheets and bare foot, pretending to be a Hindu Sannyasi monk. So they all leave me alone. LOL.

No offense mate but if you are having to walk around barefoot like a monk at a time when the place is supposed to be full of puddles and whatnot, I think I am not being dramatic 555.

Carrying an umbrella sounds like good advice.

Do you know if there is any major difference in the number of girls working during Songkran?

[Shikhar10]

Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general?

Just watch a few Soi 6 walk videos on YouTube. That should give you an idea. No one apart from you can tell what you will like and not like.

[SubCmdr]

So the optimal time to be in Pattaya would be right after high season ends and low season is just beginning?

In my opinion there is no optimal time to be in Pattaya. I know you go HAM on Thai Friendly even more than I do. I can tell you that I have been posted up here in Pattaya during low season and I have been posted up here in Pattaya during high. I have experienced absolutely zero difference in my ability to hire a prostitute that was attractive enough for me spend some of my stack in order to fuck!

[JjBee62]

I've been debating about whether I should make a trip to thailand or not. Whats holding me back though is a lot of the women don't seem to be thick / curvy and are just skinny / flat. I went to Sosua DR twice last year and the women were stupid thick. Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general? Let me know fellas.

Stupid question:

If you went to DR, which is probably a short, cheap flight, and found just what you're looking for, why spend more money for a much longer flight, to look for something you already found?

On the plus side, there are fat women everywhere and you probably won't have to fight for them.

[SubCmdr]

I've been debating about whether I should make a trip to thailand or not. Whats holding me back though is a lot of the women don't seem to be thick / curvy and are just skinny / flat. I went to Sosua DR twice last year and the women were stupid thick. Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general? Let me know fellas.

Thai girls are masters at knowing which demographic their bodies appeal to. So if you want to find girls into the Hip Hop Culture (which to me is more important that their body style) you go and park yourself up in Club 808 and pull freelancers. Also Club Flex.

808

808: Only worth it if you like fat chicks. I've been going to 808 daily on the off chance I see something good, but more times than not it's not the case.

I like the music and vibe in 808. I never take anyone out of 808 because I don't like the format. I've been to clubs all over the world all my life. I have no use for a night club. I go with my friends. If there are not any bare breasts I have no use for the entertainment venue. That is why I don't understand Beer Bars. But to each your own! I prefer gentleman's clubs.

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[Mr Enternational]

I've been debating about whether I should make a trip to thailand or not. Whats holding me back though is a lot of the women don't seem to be thick / curvy and are just skinny / flat. I went to Sosua DR twice last year and the women were stupid thick. Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general? Let me know fellas.

How do you get that women don't seem to be that way? There is no shortage of those women. Look on Thai Friendly. Go to 808 and Flexx.

[Nyezhov]

I've been debating about whether I should make a trip to thailand or not. Whats holding me back though is a lot of the women don't seem to be thick / curvy and are just skinny / flat. I went to Sosua DR twice last year and the women were stupid thick. Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general? Let me know fellas.

No. See my response to your other question.

[Gabacho]

The ladies don't go home as quickly as the number of mongers diminish as High Season comes to a close.

And there's another factor: when ladies finally go home due to lack of customers, they tell their friends in the village how much they made during High Season, and some of their friends head for Pattaya. Arriving during Low Season.

So the optimal time to be in Pattaya would be right after high season ends and low season is just beginning?

[VloneCarti]

I've been debating about whether I should make a trip to thailand or not. Whats holding me back though is a lot of the women don't seem to be thick / curvy and are just skinny / flat. I went to Sosua DR twice last year and the women were stupid thick. Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general? Let me know fellas.

[ElMexicant]

I'm coming to Pattaya on 17 April. I did not read the Songkran warning posts before booking nonrefundable hotel. I know big mistake.

Can anyone guide how to monger without getting wet? I'm thinking if I should stay holed up in my room for a couple days with a TF girl or just suck it up and stay in Bangkok until 19 April. I was even considering walking around in raincoat but that feels like too much hassle. I understand many girls will not be working anyway.

You and others complaining about Songkran are very DRAMATIC. I was there the entire Songkran last year in Pattaya and did not get wet. Been in Thailand for 5 Songkrans and only my first was I soaked. Because I didn't know shit. There is only one day where it's an all out water fight and that's the last day. The other days build up slowly to that last day. Carry an umbrella and not a water gun. 99% people won't spray you unless you acting like a tourist who wants to play. Walked 1 km everyday to Coco Fitness and back home and was fine. If you see a fight on the street, take a detour. Don't go walking straight into it. Also don't go walking around places like Soi 6, Boo Cow, 2nd, or BR. You can still monger with TF, BR at night, Soapies, MPs, GCs, and WS bars and clubs most if not ALL nights. Just make sure you take a Bolt to your destination instead of walking around playin the victim card. Third road and beyond are relatively safe. Plenty of bars over there and on dark side. Nakula has their own separate water fight day too. It's just those first 3 roads that have the baht buses they like to spray. Don't take a fucking baht bus. I walk around, wrapped in my bed sheets and bare foot, pretending to be a Hindu Sannyasi monk. So they all leave me alone. LOL.