Mombasa

[Mombie75]

Thanks for the info. Would you happen to know where most English-speaking retirees live in Mombasa and in Nairobi or anywhere in Kenya? I was thinking maybe in Nyali and Diani.

I stayed many years in Nyali and there were a handful of retired UK ex pats but not as many these days. Some went to other countries like Thailand or back to UK. Mombasa has had its day in the main.

There are some in Bamburi and Mtwapa but again not as many as 10 years back as rent is cheaper in these places.

Most rent apartments as they are safer, albeit it noisier but never live in a single compound is my advice, too open for robberies or worse.

Diani I do not know. Nairobi there is a big spread of ex pats, I stayed in Kilimani but the vast majority are working not retired.

[AttilaTheHun]

Mtwapa was and is a sh. Ithole. What made it bearable in the old days was cheap pussy. But the caravan since moved on long time ago. Now the remaining wazungu fall in different categories. The destitute too old to move anywhere and the few remaining Sex tourists who avail themselves to the last remaining hard core hookers. I wrote previously that Mtwapa had changed dramatically. The old days of the Kenyan Sin City are long gone. For me it's just nostalgia and visiting old friends. But I've outgrown Mtwapa long time ago. As you say. The problem are the illegal Somali mosques. They're everywhere and a pain in the ass. The official 2 sunni mosques are well known and not a problem as long as you don't live close to them. Never ever book a AirBnB in Africa. I prefer to stay in cheap guest houses. Food is available anywhere. To live with about 10 African tenants. Have fun. Of course you can live rent an unfurnished appartement in. Mtwapa for 70 to 120 $ a month. With all associated problems. Electricity. Without a working fan you're not going to survive. Water if you have a borehole was not a major problem.

But as I said.

Mtwapa is finished.

Mwalimu.

Thanks for the info. Would you happen to know where most English-speaking retirees live in Mombasa and in Nairobi or anywhere in Kenya? I was thinking maybe in Nyali and Diani.

[Neddy69]

Neddy. Where did you stay, what streets and buildings in Mtwapa when you used to live there? What was your experience with the rentals there? Neighbors and noise etc. What about morning prayer calls. I really hate to wake up 5 in the morning hearing Allahu Akbar on the speakers.

Mtwapa was and is a sh. Ithole. What made it bearable in the old days was cheap pussy. But the caravan since moved on long time ago. Now the remaining wazungu fall in different categories. The destitute too old to move anywhere and the few remaining Sex tourists who avail themselves to the last remaining hard core hookers. I wrote previously that Mtwapa had changed dramatically. The old days of the Kenyan Sin City are long gone. For me it's just nostalgia and visiting old friends. But I've outgrown Mtwapa long time ago. As you say. The problem are the illegal Somali mosques. They're everywhere and a pain in the ass. The official 2 sunni mosques are well known and not a problem as long as you don't live close to them. Never ever book a AirBnB in Africa. I prefer to stay in cheap guest houses. Food is available anywhere. To live with about 10 African tenants. Have fun. Of course you can live rent an unfurnished appartement in. Mtwapa for 70 to 120 $ a month. With all associated problems. Electricity. Without a working fan you're not going to survive. Water if you have a borehole was not a major problem.

But as I said.

Mtwapa is finished.

Mwalimu.

[Crow2]

If you want longe term then choose Luhya. In my experience they don't get angry or confrontational as Luo girls but stay polite and accommodating without being snobbish and all the BS you could expect from Luo girls. They won't be as confident and well-dressed, though.

In my experience Kampa are the softest most submissive girls.

[AttilaTheHun]

I have my own approach which won't be for everyone but will put it here.

Once I end it some girls do get angry especially Luo and Luhya who have a lot of pride but I stay online friends with some of them which I prefer.

An.

I really don't get any man saying girls are hard to find in Kenya. That man needs to look at his own attitude. Kenya is a sex playground for a white m.

I agree with characterization of Luo girls. Not all, but most of them have some pride and superiorly complex. They view themselves as superior and rich and educated vs other tribes. Yes, they speak better English and have superior sense of fashion and social skills. I base my limited experience in Mombasa and Nairobi, and also on Badoo and interestingly my Luhya and Kikuyu girls all agree with me. If a girl cold approaches you on the street, chances are she is a Luo. However, expect most of them to be rude and entitled eventually, who will always move the goal post. She will try to squeeze you to pay the tourist or beyond rate. They are good-looking, and they know it and use it well. They are good at making you feel comfortable at first. Likewise, they are perfect for most short term or fast tourist lifestyle and budget, those who just wants short term. You can actually be expected to be upfront with the price, and she will give you a good sexual performance. If you want longe term then choose Luhya. In my experience they don't get angry or confrontational as Luo girls but stay polite and accommodating without being snobbish and all the BS you could expect from Luo girls. They won't be as confident and well-dressed, though. If you don't want argumentative masculine women with zero accountability, avoid Luo girls. I think they have some kind of mental health issues, or they get damaged early. I don't know what to expect in Kisumu or other parts of Luo land. Maybe those girls are different.

[AttilaTheHun]

Don't scare the poor fellow. LOL. I never heard of malaria cases in Mombasa either. In Dar es Salaam yes. Upcountry around Lake Victoria yes. If you got it a few times like most Africans it's like the common flu. Doesn't kill you outright. Dengue yes. That exists but I never heard it being widespread. The difference is Tiger mosquitos are also active during the day. Friend of mine spent 6 days on the dripper hospitalized for dengue. Set him back 600 $ in Aga Khan. For someone who's afraid of tropical disease. Best stay at home and watch National Geographic TV.

Mwalimu.

Who avails himself still to the balmy climate of Madagascars high central plateau. Zero malaria there. But. Typhoid Plague Cholera STDs LOL.

Neddy. Where did you stay, what streets and buildings in Mtwapa when you used to live there? What was your experience with the rentals there? Neighbors and noise etc. What about morning prayer calls. I really hate to wake up 5 in the morning hearing Allahu Akbar on the speakers.

[Crow2]

Please comment on my Mombasa piece. I wamt your opinion.

[Crow2]

I have my own approach which won't be for everyone but will put it here.

I use afrointroductions and put in preparation. I will take one girl for 10 days, normally two for one trip, one after the other. I chat them before I travel for a few weeks. The only difficult bit is finding time to chat the second girl when with the first. I am in my mid 50's and very average looking but I have no problems finding very good looking girls in their early 20's. I would put my success rate on afro at over 80%. Only thing in my favour is I am quite good at talking to girls.

I am very direct with girls what I will want from them. I tell them directly I will fuck them at least three times every day and Kenyan girls love this and live up to it without a problem. I tell them no condom and contraception is their responsibility but I still have to make sure they take it seriously, emergency pill is a great friend. I have them wear short dresses or skirts with nothing underneath and almost every girls like doing this. What is a little more difficult is to find a girl who will swallow your cum. Some will just refuse and even if a girl agrees sometimes you can tell she doesn't enjoy it. I prefer it when the girl is enjoying.

In my experience anal sex is a non starter in Kenya but its not really my thing anyway.

I don't pay the girls but I do support them and buy them sexy outfits. I also generally send them a little money before I arrive so that they can do there hair and nails and get their pussy shaved. This is not for my benefit a girl is more sexy when she thinks she looks good although I do like shaven pussy.

I prefer this approach to a different girl every night. I am getting laid every moment I want it and get to know the girl sexually and what she likes. I keep her pussy wet most of the time we are home even when I feel spent and I talk with her about sex all the time which is another fetish of mine. Also she will cook and clean for me and do my laundry, Kenyan girls will just do chores when asked it feels natural for them. If you take them to nice places buy them little presents and don't raise your voice to them then they really appreciate. And they love to fuck especially when you make them feel special.

I go to Mombasa because I like the beach life. But it doesn't matter where the girl is from she will come to Mombasa with me. In many ways better if the girl is not from Mombasa but a little more expensive that way. In Mombasa I like Big Tree and Papa Raymos on a Saturday night but I don't go there looking for girls I have my girl already. Mama Sita's in Nyali does the best fish even though it looks very rough. I never stay in hotels only airbnb and can find a good apartment in Nyali with a pool for about £30 a night. Bamburi is cheaper and a bit grittier, I like it there too especially the bars at night. Am not a fan of Diani, too touristy and too expensive and too spreadout and the guy who owns Tandoori is the only Kenyan I have ever fallen out with apart from Police hunting bribes. Normally I only stay one night in Nairobi, always in Embakassi.

Once I end it some girls do get angry especially Luo and Luhya who have a lot of pride but I stay online friends with some of them which I prefer.

An.

I really don't get any man saying girls are hard to find in Kenya. That man needs to look at his own attitude. Kenya is a sex playground for a white man.

[Crow2]

I have my own approach which won't be for everyone but will put it here.

I use afrointroductions and put in preparation. I will take one girl for 10 days, normally two for one trip, one after the other. I chat them before I travel for a few weeks. The only difficult bit is finding time to chat the second girl when with the first. I am in my mid 50's and very average looking but I have no problems finding very good looking girls in their early 20's. I would put my success rate on afro at over 80%. Only thing in my favour is I am quite good at talking to girls.

I am very direct with girls what I will want from them. I tell them directly I will fuck them at least three times every day and Kenyan girls love this and live up to it without a problem. I tell them no condom and contraception is their responsibility but I still have to make sure they take it seriously, emergency pill is a great friend. I have them wear short dresses or skirts with nothing underneath and almost every girls like doing this. What is a little more difficult is to find a girl who will swallow your cum. Some will just refuse and even if a girl agrees sometimes you can tell she doesn't enjoy it. I prefer it when the girl is enjoying.

In my experience anal sex is a non starter in Kenya but its not really my thing anyway.

I don't pay the girls but I do support them and buy them sexy outfits. I also generally send them a little money before I arrive so that they can do there hair and nails and get their pussy shaved. This is not for my benefit a girl is more sexy when she thinks she looks good although I do like shaven pussy.

I prefer this approach to a different girl every night. I am getting laid every moment I want it and get to know the girl sexually and what she likes. I keep her pussy wet most of the time we are home even when I feel spent and I talk with her about sex all the time which is another fetish of mine. Also she will cook and clean for me and do my laundry, Kenyan girls will just do chores when asked it feels natural for them. If you take them to nice places buy them little presents and don't raise your voice to them then they really appreciate. And they love to fuck especially when you make them feel special.

I go to Mombasa because I like the beach life. But it doesn't matter where the girl is from she will come to Mombasa with me. In many ways better if the girl is not from Mombasa but a little more expensive that way. In Mombasa I like Big Tree and Papa Raymos on a Saturday night but I don't go there looking for girls I have my girl already. Mama Sita's in Nyali does the best fish even though it looks very rough. I never stay in hotels only airbnb and can find a good apartment in Nyali with a pool for about £30 a night. Bamburi is cheaper and a bit grittier, I like it there too especially the bars at night. Am not a fan of Diani, too touristy and too expensive and too spreadout and the guy who owns Tandoori is the only Kenyan I have ever fallen out with apart from Police hunting bribes. Normally I only stay one night in Nairobi, always in Embakassi.

Once I end it some girls do get angry especially Luo and Luhya who have a lot of pride but I stay online friends with some of them which I prefer.

An.

I really don't get any man saying girls are hard to find in Kenya. That man needs to look at his own attitude. Kenya is a sex playground for a white m.

[Reiner Otto]

but I noticed that the ones that charge $100+ actually have good quality food t

Several times had a reasonable room at Cowrie Shells for $40-$60. Good food (BBQ) in Char-Choma; not for vegetarians.

Lunch in Big Tree, breakfast homemade. Never any problems.

[MwenByen]

They actually have plenty of cheap accommodation in this country and to be honest I strongly suggest staying somewhere that cost $70 and above in this fucking country. True story a mzungu stayed in a hotel off Dhurma Ave in CBD that place only cost 700 ksh a night they showed me a cctv footage it looked like all of Nairobi was beating his ass and going in his pockets. He stepped outside at 10 pm and that was the biggest mistake in his life. I think he was heading to Myunu lane, that strip have very cheap women that normally charge 500 bob for everything. Some hotel prices can be ridiculous but I noticed that the ones that charge $100+ actually have good quality food there that doesn't make you suffer from the dreaded black shit when you go to the toilet! I get good hotel rates in this country through booking if not that I make sure to book in advance when my credit card offers a good promo for a major brand hotel. It seems like you have to spend $100 + per night in order to get a hotel that has a elevator. And not only that the Airbnb can be a nightmare too. I once booked a room at apartment that had no elevators despite the fact it had 17 floors and I was on floor number 10 and the room was $80 per night. Now I could be wrong and generalizing but that's from my experience.

Yeah the hotel prices in Mombasa and Nairobi are pretty outrageous for a third world country (by global standards) for what you get.

[Leblon]

Planned to go scuba diving today and the guy asked me if I was taking malaria tablets. Never got asked that before. At the Sheraton in Nyali I had to sleep under the mosquito net. Here in the Diani Airbnb there is also a net, but seems there are no mosquitos in the house. They tore my ass up at that Manyatta club last night though where it is open air. Wearing pants there tonight.

Mosquito net over the bed is good solution if you have aircondition. However, if you are in cheaper apartments like I am always, there is only fan making air move. With mosquito net, air is not moving and then it is get so swetty that you can't sleep. So I ask to remove mosquito net usually. Also, mosquito nets have often mansized holes in them, apartment owners and hotels don't buy new nets if somebody breaks them, which happens easily. Air flow from fan prevents mosquitos a little bit.

Pants in the club is good solution, prevents mosquitos for biting. However it can be hot sometimes. I myself carry small green plastic bottle that has mosquito repellent, in lower pocket in my shorts. If I start to feel itsching, I put that to my legs, it helps for a few hours. It is odourless. You can buy it from Carrefour at least.

Now there is not so much mosquitos yet. But rainy season is near, I guess in Nairobi it is raining already. By the way, I have met mosquitos as much in Nairobi as in Mombasa, they are everywhere.

In Mombasa area, I think Ramadan is affecting now, making things quiet, local people don't go out so much. Two more weeks.

[Mr Enternational]

Forget Malaria, Mombasa is low risk. Cover up, sleep under a net.

Planned to go scuba diving today and the guy asked me if I was taking malaria tablets. Never got asked that before. At the Sheraton in Nyali I had to sleep under the mosquito net. Here in the Diani Airbnb there is also a net, but seems there are no mosquitos in the house. They tore my ass up at that Manyatta club last night though where it is open air. Wearing pants there tonight.

[Mr Enternational]

"With all the hookers around here, how could you not get laid? 11 pm and me and my dad are on the way to a horehouse that I found last night. Had a great time there. They are open 24/7. ".

Is this *****house in Mombasa? Can you share information?

Pam Breeze Apartments on 3rd Ave behind CityMall in Mombasa. Apartment B101.

When I went alone there were like 5 chicks. The chick that I came to see wanted to use oil for the massage portion but I did not want her to. She was confused and said she could not do it without the oil. I finally gave in to the and quickly found out it was actually a body to body massage. That shit was great. After we fucked she told me to come take a shower. About half liter of water trickled out. She said the guy must did not pump the water up? And she kept apologizing. I jokingly told her now you see why I didn't want all that damn oil? I was there 2 hours from 11 pm to 1 am. They are open 24/7.

When me and my dad went back the next day there were like 10 or 11 chicks. I do no understand the neighbors not complaining with music blasting from the place at all times of night.

So the girl I hit the first day made me pay a 1 k commission for the girl my dad got and the girl I got talking about because it was her ad. I said yeah that makes sense the first time, but after I already know about the place why should I be paying and extra 1 k for each chick taken.

I chose the chick that day because of her natural hair (she was fine as fuck too). I have a phobia of that fake hair shit. She did have fake eyelashes, but I made her take that BS off. Great time with her too!

P.S. They try to start at 7 K, but will easily go down to 3 K. When I was there the first night a guy called trying to get it for 500, talking about his dick is small. I was dying. She said the price is not dependent on the size of your dick. I was like damn, this mf is cheaper than me! She hung up on him, but he called back again. I told her next time he calls I am going to answer and cuss him the fuck out. Who calls these days anyway? I thought everybody only messages on whatsapp.

[Neddy69]

DUDE, you forgot Chikungunya-Virus (CHIK) fever, LOL. (alpha-virus). Which I got when living in Mombasa-town in 2006 for 2 months! A year later, I developed heavy joint pain in my hips. Up to now I suffer from Polyneuropathy which derives from these nasty mosquito bites. There is no healing from Polyneuropathy. I even can not keep that f*cking name for that fever from that nasty insect!

OK, I got a mosquito net, but these bastards were already hiding under the bed, and it took some time for me to recognize that they (asian tiger mosquite, Aedes albopictus and yellow fever mosquito Aedes aegypti ) were already within the mosquito net. The name "Chikungunya" means: "the buckled one walking" this name explains everything !!!

Auro.

https://www.ecdc.europa.eu/en/chikungunya-virus-disease

Don't scare the poor fellow. LOL. I never heard of malaria cases in Mombasa either. In Dar es Salaam yes. Upcountry around Lake Victoria yes. If you got it a few times like most Africans it's like the common flu. Doesn't kill you outright. Dengue yes. That exists but I never heard it being widespread. The difference is Tiger mosquitos are also active during the day. Friend of mine spent 6 days on the dripper hospitalized for dengue. Set him back 600 $ in Aga Khan. For someone who's afraid of tropical disease. Best stay at home and watch National Geographic TV.

Mwalimu.

Who avails himself still to the balmy climate of Madagascars high central plateau. Zero malaria there. But. Typhoid Plague Cholera STDs LOL.