Bangkok Reports

[Mdemde]

Did you tell her you were going to post nude pictures of her all over the internet?

Of course. We each brought a lawyer to the meet and I had her sign a 15-page legal contract giving me permission to take and post her photos.

Next question.

[UglyAzzMan]

Buying a drink for a girl you want no part 0 f?

Sounds like ET Strategy. Hahaha.

[JoshAllen]

OK an update. Tonight (Monday) I noticed less action on the streets (as I had read) but certainly not dead. I was tempted by a few encounters but nothing that made me pull the trigger.

Walked into Geisha, was seated in front of the soapy girls (2 thumbs up for that situation for sure) and bought a drink. This time when randos or mamasans were approaching me to buy drinks etc, I said "Thanks, a little later. " That seemed to work. After about 15 minutes there was a stage rotation and a girl on stage with whom I had exchanged smiles a few times swooped in. Actually her and her friend.

I was not complaining. Both had very tight little bods and we're plenty cute. It was a little crazy how much they were grinding and grabbing me, making me touch their tits and pushing my hand into their panties. They were clearly a little drunk. I ended up getting them both 2 drinks. A while later the waitress too. It was a solid 30 minutes of this. Both gave me some light tongue action.

Other girls were trying to join the party LOL. I just laughed and said no just 2 for now! With a grin. They tried their darnedest, also grabbing at me, but finally gave up.

In the end I bar fined the first girl, named Ja. The whole thing certainly wasn't cheap but dang it was good. Beyond the bar experience, my time with her was excellent. She was very pliant. After a little weirdness (her wanting to shower alone in privacy. Okayyy) all was good. After the towels came off, immediate DFK. Very responsive. DATY was very fresh. Plenty of BBBJ then 69. Next she was on top of me, we're kissing, and I gently slide in bareback. She seemed into it. Not the slightest talk of condoms.

Finished on her belly although maybe she would have been OK with something else? It didn't come up and I just made a game time decision haha.

I really feel the alcohol is a key factor as I think I read ET mention once.

I definitely want to see her friend too (#302).

Price was 3000 to her, 1000 bar fine, 1200 for drinks, 500 tip for her friend, 500 tip to mamasan. I never felt overly pressured for the tip amounts, but made the choice myself. They were good people. I decided I was going to barfine this girl and decided to totally go with the flow about cost and tipping.

After the deed Ja and I connected our LINE accounts and I walked her to the elevator. 5 minutes later I realized I had forgotten to tip her. Messaged her. She was still downstairs. Came down and gave 1000.

Maybe if I were a BKK resident I would balk at what I paid. Compared to my current situation it's insane though. Having 2 hot strippers all over you (would have to be in VIP), drinks, lap dances x 30 min, taking one home OTC, BBBJ, BBFS. You are talking $1500-2000 in USA major cities these days no lie. So no regrets.

Once I have some Thermae success I will report on that as well.

[Nyezhov]

Yes I did check it.

Did you tell her you were going to post nude pictures of her all over the internet?

[Mdemde]

Did you check her ID?

Yes I did check it.

[Werqweq]

Thanks, having gone through these two MP experiences (1 w / o a line up, 1 out of 2 with iPad a bust), I don't think I am likely to let them happen again. I like the idea of demanding the line-up instead of the iPad.

If anyone can explain how they handle clinging gogo bar girls that you're not interested in, I would appreciate that. I am not a seasoned strip club pro.

Yeah, ask for a line-up, and don't pay until after you've chosen a girl. A few shops refuse to give a line-up, but lets help keep those in the minority by walking out if they refuse.
Shops often also try to get newbies to pay before they've chosen a girl, which makes it more complicated to simply say "I come back another time" if you don't see anyone you like.

Go-go girls: just tell her clearly and politely "no, thank you". If she's still there after that, turn away from her, even move away a bit if she's sitting on a bench next to you, and ignore her completely. Look for other girls. Other girls will pick up with no problem that you are not interested in the girl sitting next to you and join you if you wink them down, by which point even the most obtuse of other girls will get the hint.

That said, if the girl is nice, just not attractive to you, there's no harm in offering her a drink just to be nice. I sometimes do that, and as long as you can handle things well (simply making it clear to her you're not interested in barfining her or anything like that, but you can talk and joke and even squeeze a boob or two for fun), there's no problem asking another girl you actually do want to bang to join you. They may even think you're a good-hearted sort of fellow for buying a drink for their more ugly sister, and like you more for it.


Also make sure you stay away from the arab's bar on soi cowboy: Deja Vu, Kiss, Midnite, Rio and Spice Girls. Known rip-off bars where you have to be very careful, and who will get violent with you too.

[JoshAllen]

Did you ask for a lineup and were denied? Or were you too shy / non-assertive to ask? Massage places that make you choose through iPad are already a red flag for me, the photos are almost always severely photoshopped. I'll call for a lineup instead, and if they refuse, I'll walk out. Unfortunately the mama-sans & owners in the popular areas of Bangkok know that farang tend to be pushovers when it comes to girl quality (particularly age & looks) so some will attempt to pawn their uglies off on you or try things they wouldn't with Asian clientele. Got to be assertive or at least learn to fake it.

Thanks, having gone through these two MP experiences (1 w / o a line up, 1 out of 2 with iPad a bust), I don't think I am likely to let them happen again. I like the idea of demanding the line-up instead of the iPad. No, not shy with a business owner haha, just hot women. I think in general I have been a bit on sensory overload here so a few times things have just caught me by surprise. Things that definitely in the US I would have handled differently. I have straight up demanded my money back after a provider took off her clothes and I got a whiff of her stench from 5 feet away LOL. Also from MPs where 2 girls in a row were giving a lackluster massage. Just need to get me legs under me here I guess. I will return to Thermae nightly until I settle in.

If anyone can explain how they handle clinging gogo bar girls that you're not interested in, I would appreciate that. I am not a seasoned strip club pro.

[Ats91]

I will be in Bangkok end of may for 24 hours only, staying on Sukhumvit 24. Wanted to know members recommendations for nearby places which are best bang for buck so to speak.

[PgReal]

Did you ask for a lineup and were denied? Or were you too shy / non-assertive to ask? Massage places that make you choose through iPad are already a red flag for me, the photos are almost always severely photoshopped. I'll call for a lineup instead, and if they refuse, I'll walk out. Unfortunately the mama-sans & owners in the popular areas of Bangkok know that farang tend to be pushovers when it comes to girl quality (particularly age & looks) so some will attempt to pawn their uglies off on you or try things they wouldn't with Asian clientele. Got to be assertive or at least learn to fake it.

Sounds like the staff mixed up Josh and the Asian guy, thinking he already had his lineup?!

[Larbmoo555]

A weird incident: an Asian gentleman was seated as I entered. After I paid suddenly I am rushed upstairs. As I head to the stairs I see that he is getting a line of girls. Whereas I was tucked in a room and assigned one. Kinda sucked. I determined to go with the flow though. Mai pen rai.

Did you ask for a lineup and were denied? Or were you too shy / non-assertive to ask? Massage places that make you choose through iPad are already a red flag for me, the photos are almost always severely photoshopped. I'll call for a lineup instead, and if they refuse, I'll walk out. Unfortunately the mama-sans & owners in the popular areas of Bangkok know that farang tend to be pushovers when it comes to girl quality (particularly age & looks) so some will attempt to pawn their uglies off on you or try things they wouldn't with Asian clientele. Got to be assertive or at least learn to fake it.

[HorseTrader]

I tend to ramble and get introspective. Fair warning.

Ok I've been in BKK 3-4 days. Here are my ups and downs as a first timer to Thailand.
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P. S. Forgive typos. I am not going to edit this whole thing.

Great report, thanks for writing!

[Nyezhov]

Made contact via the Jaumo dating app, I later found out that she also has a profile on thaifriendly! She is 18, and will be 19 in July. I offered her 2k for S/T and she readily agreed.

Did you check her ID?

[DeepThoughts7]

So I am just back from a short 3 day holiday in BKK...

They both knew I am from the sub continent because of my previous visits there yet they were asking me about my nationality. I tried dodging the question. I easily pass off as a Turk or Iranian but unfortunately my accent gives it away. The next morning another girl from Tulip who I visited in the past texts me asking me if I'm in BKK. She wasn't present this time when I was in the shop but she came to know of my visit. These women are all friends and gossip a lot!
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Hi, thank you for your detailed report. I wanted to politely and diplomatically ask a question. Does your background (if you are non-Thai / non-Caucasian) affect how, or if you are given service at a particular establishment?

I remember in a previous post / reply, one gentleman from India, mentioned he had no issues at massage parlors and had a wonderful time at La Belle. I want to highlight that I am in no way trying to start any type of flaming thread. Thank you.

[JoshAllen]

I tend to ramble and get introspective. Fair warning.

Ok I've been in BKK 3-4 days. Here are my ups and downs as a first timer to Thailand.

After 31 hrs of travel I arrived at 5 AM, wrapped up some online work, then went for a massage at Relax House Massage https://maps.app.goo.gl/9NtqjvUdn3rR5xzM8 x 2 hrs. Excellent massage, wouldn't have been against a happy ending but that vibe wasn't there so that was fine. Mostly wanted to relax after so much travel.

That evening I was feeling lazy, so I order a massage to my room from Tata Massage https://www.outcallbangkok.com/. I was texted a line up. My first choice was unexpectedly ill, so I just told send me someone petite and friendly. They suggested Jaidee and I said OK. I chose 90 min "full body massage (happy ending)" for 2600 baht. But when the girl arrived I knew wanted full service. She was mid 20's, on the petite side, in shape, be cups, face kinda cute. So FS was another 2000. OK fine. Sex was interesting. This was the first provider that has ever let me finger her pussy and ass to my heart's content, and seemed into that + DATY pussy and ass LOL. This the first time I was able to get down and dirty deep in a woman's business since my divorce, so a little deja vu there. Everything was pretty routine. Main negative was she was a little obsessed with the status of the condom (which she demanded prior to intercourse. For a one off random arrival to my room, she loosened up pretty well and overall I was quite satisfied. Not a super high value (gave 5000 total) but compared to ATL, ridiculously cheap.

Late in the evening I wandered endlessly, in awe at the veritable plethora of available street walkers peppered throughout Sukhumvit. The earthy African girls were getting in my head running serious interference on my Asian doll mongering plans. I discovered that hot lady boys grabbing at me strokes my ego despite my horror. And no mood lifting medication is ever necessary; just walk up and down the Nana Plaza street 3 times and you feel like a total, unstoppable Chad LOL.

In Nana Plaza I did not find a single place that didn't have girls that were plenty cute and fit for me at least. Yes, Billboard is next level but honestly this not my type. They are f-ing gorgeous but I am more a GND kind of guy. Got to say I didn't realize how unnerving it would be to have hot naked woman eye fucking me from stage. I almost had no idea what to do. That first night I just bought a drink at like 3 places, gave a fat tip a dancer in each place that I thought were hot, then yes, I high tailed it.

Anyways it's all well and good to read the forum (I have extensively) but there really is no way to substitute for experience. For me shyness is a big hurdle, even with a working girl LOL.

On day 2 I hit up Kokoro Massage, no reservation or specific girl in mind. Viewing the iPad there were 2 options I chose Apple and her pics seemed reasonably accurate. Mid 20's, natural Cs with some nice weight and hang to them, plenty of feminine curve in the hips and ass, a small bit of fat in the tummy. It's funny how once the girl is rubbing your balls, washing your ass, giving BBBJ and sliding her tits all over you, moaning in your ear, all the little imperfections seem to fade. Foreplay was a little brief for my tastes but overall a decent session for 2600 + 1000 tip. Nothing too extraordinary to report good or bad. I left very satisfied with the experience.

Later I wandered in and around the Soi Cowboy area. This time I went in to Baccarat, had a drink, kept staring and smiling off and on at this girl on staging being very flirty with me, then had her sit with me afterwards. I ended up buying her 2 drinks. For that I was able to enjoy what to me is my perfect 10 body (tiny, short, A or be cups, perfect little ass) with a fairly cute face bumping and grinding on me for maybe 20-30 minutes, grabbing my package endlessly, as I casually touched her tits, ass and pussy (no panties). I call that an extremely high value. That would require a serious output of cash in US. Anyways I'm a little torn about how it ended. She wanted me to take her to a short time hotel. I just had a funny feeling about her. A little emotionally unstable perhaps. I tried to negotiate what I wanted (DFK, BBFS) but she wasn't feeling it, and things sort of fizzled. Maybe I should have just gone with the flow. Or maybe my intuition was right. I moved on but enjoyed the experience.

I entered Shark and within 10 minutes had a bill 1000 Baht for my drink and 2 doubles for 2 girls I wasn't really interested in. 🙄 Frustrating because they were like octopi and just wouldn't release so I could pursue other interests. There was a girl on stage that looked like a TV star but with a Latina ass! #44. But I got a little rattled and annoyed. Just paid my bill and left. I need the right skills to shut down the ones I'm not interested in, and blockade their "oh! Hey this is my sister! Let's have her join us too!" moves.

All in all I am very impressed with the talent at the agogos in both locations. Yes there are plenty of meh girls, but plenty of options for my tastes. Only one place did I just walk out of because it was pretty bad (Rio). No I have not bar fined a girl yet.

Later in night more wandering, more arm grabs, where you go? I would not have bet it would happen, but a Kenyan girl tapped me on the shoulder and 3 minutes later we're in a tuk tuk to my place. Wasn't in my plans but she was just too hot to say no to. Perfect long slender body with a tasteful amount of extra booty. Probably the hottest woman I have ever had sex with. It was 4 AM. She wanted 3000, agreed to 2000, and I tipped 500. Agreed to kissing but not as GFE as I would have like. Regardless I railed her for quite a while in various positions and I think I wore her out. Covered BJ (after BBBJ for maybe 1 min) + CFS. Overall an excellent value probably best so far. BTW her name is Gift. I have contact info. She too seemed a little crazy. Despite her English she would make random comments that made no sense. Got kinda weird afterwards. But saw her the next night and we had a nice hug and chat.

Day 3 I tried out Thonglor One Massage https://maps.app.goo.gl/BS3zjxaytYZJaunQ6. Chose 90 minute gel massage for 2400. A weird incident: an Asian gentleman was seated as I entered. After I paid suddenly I am rushed upstairs. As I head to the stairs I see that he is getting a line of girls. Whereas I was tucked in a room and assigned one. Kinda sucked. I determined to go with the flow though. Mai pen rai. Can't recall my girls name. She was kinda OK, but slim but a little pooch. Slightly cute. Then we washed up and she gave me a decidedly unerotic massage. Lots of deep tissue work, fine but not getting me aroused LOL. I was wondering if it was a bust. Foreplay again pretty brief but she was very responsive during intercourse. Felt very GFE at the point with lots of holding and moaning and body responsiveness. Tipped her 1000.

BTW haven't gotten any legit DFK yet. And every women so far has been sort of obsessed with semen (as in keeping an eye out for it) and condoms. And no kissing at all with massage girls.

That night I was feeling old, tired, hot, and spent. I wandered around, saw a girl on a corner that was a doppelganger for a painfully lost ex-girlfriend. Basically that cute Chinese fair skinned girl you see at the mall with baggy jeans, chunky sneakers, cute face, shoulder length hair. I walked by and said hey, how are you. She smiled but didn't engage. Ooof. I had some weird feelings going on. Walked them off, did more people watching, scoping girls, called it a night.

Today was my first overall disappointment. Based on some reviews (from elsewhere) and it being a 3 minute walk from my place, I went to 10 Nuru Massage https://maps.app.goo.gl/jwPy63hK319kHZYw9. Supposedly a little pricier for girls that have that K-girl look. Chose from 7 options by iPad. Paid 3500 for 90 min nuru. Well, she was not the physique nor face of the girl in the pics. Very thick. A major turn off for me. In her favor, she had excellent BBBJ and rimming skills. She might have done it the whole time had I asked. During covered FS blood appeared. She wanted to continue, claiming she was just "hurt" from no sex in a while. Ummm. We went to more BBBJ then I ducked out. Just going to let it go and move on. Yes, I tipped her well. It's just a personal policy of mine. Keeps me humble I hope. It's not all about me, so to speak.

That brings me up to date. Oh yeah I dropped into Thermae at 930 ish tonight. Wow, whoever said there is low quality talent here, I am just very very confused. Had a smattering of smiles (I am 54, white, a little stocky, 6'2", average face). I felt tremendously shy. Like I was on stage. I do terrible at bars and clubs. There were some amazing looking women there. I really wonder though. Many had a high maintenance vibe (or I could be misreading). But there seemed to be some genuine, sweet ones too. I will hopefully work to courage to grab a kind mid 30's girl from there eventually. The 25 year old model types feel way out of my league.

A few observations:

These ladyboys fuck with your head. I start thinking. Well. Maybe? God she's so hot, right? It could be fun, right? Then finally I hit this threshold. No bro, it's a dude. Wtf.

Nana is really just the new Wonder of the World, nearly bringing me to tears with the beauty and magnificence of it all. I don't think there is anything like it anywhere else. Not even close.

After obsessing over Thai Friendly for months before I left, it feels terribly boring to just order room service when I can get out and see the woman, give a little hug, rub a butt, smell their sweat, scope options, hear the cat calls, etc ya know? I am all about the grit and hunt. So far I am fondest of the slutty little street girls.

P. S. Forgive typos. I am not going to edit this whole thing.

[Mdemde]

Made contact via the Jaumo dating app, I later found out that she also has a profile on thaifriendly! She is 18, and will be 19 in July. I offered her 2k for S/T and she readily agreed.