Pattaya Reports

**Kibuu** · 05-10-25 20:31

Originally Posted by MasterMonger [View Original Post]

Hey bro, long time no see! Unfortunately I am in Pattaya right now.

The solution to Thailand is to Boycott Thailand. Nothing is good about Thailand anymore. Even the food is pretty lousy now.

Well, its not true that nothing is good in thailand but I agree, that the redlight is a joke and Pattaya the top of a joke but men all over the world love to be joked, so Pattaya will survive.

Men love to be spend money to "girls" who are 50+ instead of asking for the number of their granddaughters. And, they feel good, anyone happy. Ok, almost anyone.

**Master Monger** · 05-10-25 17:12

Originally Posted by BeachDrone [View Original Post]

Agree. I have been going to Thailand for 13 years in the high season. As I get to know it better, I like it more. Food still good, and the pussy excellent! I'm looking forward to being back in the Kingdom in November.

First off Thailand sucks in comparison all other surrounding countries. Second I only had really nice pussy in Bo Win which is now racist. The only way anyone thinks Thailand is good is because they haven't been anywhere else. This place is ten scams on top of each other filled with lies and spite. Boycott Thailand and try Vietnam or the border cities in Cambodia or Laos. Then you will understand what $40 should get you.

GFE. Standard.

Multiple positions. Standard.

No rushing. Standard.

If a girl is so disgusted by you she doesn't give you these she should no be able to survive in this business. Those of you who allow this need to go broke and be punished for destroying the market!

MM.

**BeachDrone** · 05-10-25 16:20

Originally Posted by Explorer8939 [View Original Post]

I am sorry that you are suffering in Thailand right now.

I am sure you can find a cheap air ticket to a better location. Meanwhile, I am happy to be giving pussy massages every day.

Agree. I have been going to Thailand for 13 years in the high season. As I get to know it better, I like it more. Food still good, and the pussy excellent! I'm looking forward to being back in the Kingdom in November.

**Explorer8939** · 05-10-25 06:04

Originally Posted by MasterMonger [View Original Post]

Hey bro, long time no see! Unfortunately I am in Pattaya right now.

The solution to Thailand is to Boycott Thailand. Nothing is good about Thailand anymore. Even the food is pretty lousy now.

I am sorry that you are suffering in Thailand right now.

I am sure you can find a cheap air ticket to a better location. Meanwhile, I am happy to be giving pussy massages every day.

**Explorer8939** · 05-10-25 06:02

Originally Posted by PhilipMarlow [View Original Post]

There are many things linked to prostitution in Thailand that are illegal, including in certain cases, the act itself. As shown in ETs posts on this, pimping in illegal. (Section 9 below) Soliciting prostitution is illegal, IF it is done in "an an open and shameful manner or causes nuisance to the public. " (Section 5).

Advertising it is illegal. Certain acts in prostitution establishments are illegal. And on and on.

Those are things the police are looking for. The arrests are, presumably, for violations of these sections.

This is not what the discussion is about. Many people like to parrot other people, who themselves are wrong. They're not interested in whether or not what they say is actually true. Everyone who makes the blanket statement that prostitution is illegal in Thailand is wrong.

If prostitution itself was illegal, the law would just say that, as the law in my home state does.

The following is the Thai law regarding murder:

TITLE X.

OFFENCE AGAINST LIFE AND BODY.

Details.

Chapter 1: Offence Causing Death.

Section 288. Murder.

Whoever, murdering the other person, shall be imprisoned by death or imprisoned as from fifteen years to twenty years.

That's it. Is the act of murder illegal in the Kingdom? Yes it is. See Title X, Chapter 1, Section 288. Now somewhere in the penal code murder will be defined, but notice there are no qualifiers, nothing about- only if done in a certain manner in a certain place, committed upon a person of a certain age, etc.

Is the act of prostitution illegal in the Kingdom? Show me the statute that declares it is.

Geez, not this again.

RTFF, this comes up once a month.

Bottom line: it's up to the police.

**Master Monger** · 05-09-25 22:31

Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]

I have only been saying this for almost 20 years. But the usual responses: They are ugly. Why would they do that when they could get more money in the club. Etc. There is nothing special about getting them from the gogo bars except for paying more money. Regardless of where they work, they are still prostitutes like all the rest around town. Right time and right place then you are paying 1000 baht instead of what you have to shell out inside of one of those clubs.

Hey bro, long time no see! Unfortunately I am in Pattaya right now.

The solution to Thailand is to Boycott Thailand. Nothing is good about Thailand anymore. Even the food is pretty lousy now.

**Mr Enternational** · 05-09-25 14:53

Originally Posted by Rocko20 [View Original Post]

- I was wrong for assuming walking street go-go bar girls would not be willing to meet after work or on their day off. In Pinup and Palace, none of the women I barfined were open to it but at Shark there were several women happy to meet outside of work.

I have only been saying this for almost 20 years. But the usual responses: They are ugly. Why would they do that when they could get more money in the club. Etc. There is nothing special about getting them from the gogo bars except for paying more money. Regardless of where they work, they are still prostitutes like all the rest around town. Right time and right place then you are paying 1000 baht instead of what you have to shell out inside of one of those clubs.

**Rocko20** · 05-09-25 12:01

Currently in Pattaya right now and enjoying every bit of it. A few observations after multiple years of going:

- The weather the past few days has been awesome for low season. Breezy, not too much rain, not too humid, far less traffic, lower prices, etc. I should've been coming to Pattaya during low season years ago.

- I was wrong for assuming walking street go-go bar girls would not be willing to meet after work or on their day off. In Pinup and Palace, none of the women I barfined were open to it but at Shark there were several women happy to meet outside of work.

- Soi 6 is a great place to hangout. The problem is you can't really evaluate each women while they're harassing you and grabbing your nuts, but if you can find a decent bar it will be fun to just have a beer and play se connect for.

- I've talked to multiple walking street gogo bar girls (and Soi 6 bar girls) and the consensus appears to be that Chinese and Taiwanese are the biggest customers. Not Koreans or Japanese.

- The fact that Pattaya sets the beach chairs and umbrellas out so you don't have to bring anything is so damn ingenious. I've been to so many beaches around the world that never did this (Spain, Hawaii, Dubai, Brazil, DR). The only issue is the harassment of endless solicitors but that's the case in any tourist destination.

- For discos, the only one worth going to right now is The Republic (ranked #90 in the world). Myst, Panda, Insomnia, 808, Lucifer, and the Indian discos suck. World House Pattaya is another high ranked disco but I haven't been to it.

- For WS go-gos, the only ones worth it are: Shark, Pinup, XS, and Palace. But as we know, the best value will always be a freelancer not a bar girl.

Overall, very happy I came to Pattaya during low season and will continue to do so moving forward.

**Newton York** · 05-09-25 04:34

Ouch, watched the whole thing, and if that's the quality of women we're talking about, then the place kinda sucks. And not in the good way either.

I've been saying it since the start, the whole basic premise is kinda off. Minimum stay of 2 weeks? Far from the beaches. The talent aren't attractive. I don't know dudes. I can imagine stopping by for one night just to see what the fuss is all about, but to waste 2 whole weeks of your precious Thailand time, tsk tsk. Unless of course you lucky bastards are living in Thailand, then by all means, spend time here. But do tell us, what's it like.

**Explorer8939** · 05-09-25 03:19

Originally Posted by Davey1965 [View Original Post]

If the available girls there are anything those shown in that video I'll pass. Totally substandard and probably try charging premium since they are at a "resort".

The ladies at Maggie Mays Resort today are not the same as last week.

**Davey1965** · 05-09-25 02:59

Originally Posted by NewtonYork [View Original Post]

I knew it! I've said from the beginning that this place has potential! I tell ya, there's nothing quite like this set up in all of Thailand. But are the girls actually nice though or are we talking about milfs?

If the available girls there are anything those shown in that video I'll pass. Totally substandard and probably try charging premium since they are at a "resort".

**Master Monger** · 05-09-25 01:56

So the secret place and Bo Win place stopped serving me. I would assume some guys from this forum went there and now they hate foreigners.

The rest of Pattaya is kind of BS you do have some action available, but the quality of the women for anything less than fifty dollars is ridiculous. The services offered you guys act like it's a special thing to have kissing in GFE. We control the market, but all of you just take whatever they give you rather than refusing and making them hungry again.

The biggest problems of course, is with the Asians. They are overpaying the girls so that they can take the best for themselves.

But this has destroyed the entire market, and now they are also starting to realize this. If there is a Korean guy or a Chinese guy reading this, I hope you understand that nobody thinks you're cool for overpaying.

Many girls in Thailand won't even consider any foreigners but Asians now.

Me personally, when I read the posts I can tell. Most of you are either going with unattractive women, or you're paying more than a $100 US dollars in a country where they only make $450 UD dollars a month.

If I go to Europe, I will have no problems paying over a $100 but here it is just silly.

My opinion is no human should return to Pattaya under any circumstances and maybe even all of Thailand. It is much worse than any of you could imagine. Old women actually think they have a shot here. I see guys with women that make me sick inside.

Goodbye Pattaya,

Good luck Simps.

MM Out.

**Newton York** · 05-09-25 01:28

Originally Posted by Ddrd08 [View Original Post]

An update on this adult only resort I've just seen, looks like they have developed the rooms now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuFAJZYsgK8.

750 baht a nice for a jacuzzi room is not bad to be fair so looking forward to visiting in June.

I knew it! I've said from the beginning that this place has potential! I tell ya, there's nothing quite like this set up in all of Thailand. But are the girls actually nice though or are we talking about milfs?

**JjBee62** · 05-08-25 23:37

Needed a shave and decided to go for the full pampering session at Sharr Barbershop. It's located on 3rd road a little south of Central Pattaya Ave. They open at 10 am and I was the first customer of the day. The girls working there are very cute.

The 90 minute package is 800 b. It includes foot massage, body massage, manicure, blowdry. Shave, facial cleansing, cucumber mask, ear cleaning, hair wash and blowdry. There's no extras, no hint at them, and no place for them. However, my face feels great. Facilities were very clean, nicely furnished. Overall I was happy with the visit and cost.

Headed south from there to see more of Pattaya. I was looking for a massage, going purely by feel. I didn't try to look at reviews, or find the prettiest girl. I just looked for the one who seemed most interested in rocking my world. Found her at a place called Tulip Spa, on 2nd road directly across the street from Boy town. The only woman working looked to be in her early 30's with a GND face and an unknown body, although she was displaying nice cleavage.

Body turned out to be quite nice. 5'3", maybe 100#, nice curves not skinny, but no fat. Breasts were absolutely fine. Solid, natural handfuls.

Cost on the menu was 300 b for full body. Facilities are low tier. No air conditioning, just fans, lots of stairs, just a thin pad on the floor. Shower was decent and clean. No shower before, which surprised me, because I was sweaty. Straight to the mat and she quickly checked if I was interested in something more. Boom boom was offered for 1500 b and I took it. She was already showing signs of being a good choice.

From the start she was teasing and playing with me, even dived nose first into my sweaty taint to get a few seconds of BLS in on me. BBBJ, DATY, DFK, lots more DATY, went to CFS in CG, sitting, Mish, back to CG. She was riding hard and fast and rattling the windows with her screams. The few times I slipped out while changing positions she quickly got remounted and back to it. It was so much fun I didn't mind the sweat. Had her finish me by hand, when I felt like I couldn't drive any more. Eventually, I made my way to the shower then followed her downstairs so she could unlock the shop.

I figured 1500 + 300, handed over 2000 b and got 500 b back. From the look of things, she was either owner or manager.

**Ddrd08** · 05-08-25 07:03

Originally Posted by Ddrd08 [View Original Post]

OK. Not so much a report. Yet! But I wanted to try something different in Pattaya so have booked an adult resort - https://www.maggiemaysresort.com - a friend convinced me as they said it has no kids and a gentleman's club inside it for mongering, easy bar fining and taking to rooms, lots of girls etc. And a swimming pool and sexy girls in bikinis. Works out only 500 baht a night. Worth sharing in case anyone else is looking for something similar in Pattaya as I certainly haven't heard of anything similar.

An update on this adult only resort I've just seen, looks like they have developed the rooms now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuFAJZYsgK8.

750 baht a nice for a jacuzzi room is not bad to be fair so looking forward to visiting in June.