Stupid Shit in Brazil

[The Cane]

Try AI translation or ask a local, otherwise you won't understand. LOL.

What I understand is that after all of these years you still don't have a life and instead spend yours litigating ancient grievances by attacking people on the internet. What a loser! No, you're not a bully. Just a plain straight up loser bro! I would tell you to get a life, but after a couple of decades it's obvious that's pretty hopeless.

[Tavares]

Well guess what? You're still wrong as ever! I enrolled in a local school to study Brazilian Portuguese! Hahaha! I've been going to school for a couple of months now and will have several months under my belt before I get to Brazil the next time. I finally have the time to study now that I'm comfortably retired, and my knowledge of Spanish really helps. I've never had a problem communicating in Brazil and never will. So why don't you crawl back up under your turd ball you dung beetle and stop stirring up shit just like you used to do years ago? Nobody said a damn thing to you or about you in all of these years, and now you show up out of the blue talking shit to a senior member after you got humbled and ran off long ago! I now speak English, Spanish and Portuguese (ability growing every day). And I've always stood up to the bullies! Voc pode acreditar nisso!

Lá está você a insultar qualquer pessoa que o critica, muitas vezes com razão. Andão seja assim, homem! Goze a vida, divirta-se them vez de deitar seeá para fora todo esse fel. Andão morda a língua que morre envenenado! Try AI translation or ask a local, otherwise you won't understand. LOL.

[The Cane]

Voc pode acreditar nisso!

That's voce. I have a private tutor who I meet with several times a week. By the time I return to Brazil (early next year) I'm going to be in really good stead! Hasta luego! Oh, that's Spanish! With my multilingual self LMAO!

[The Cane]

Please let people write the way they feel like as long as they are polite and share valuable information as is the case with Vagabundo. You still pick up fights with other mongers as you used to do many years ago in other forums. You haven't tired after so many years? Relax, live and let live. You seem to have those same problems you criticise in others: Vagabundo has a big advantage compared to you: he speaks portuguese. Which is a must in Brazil. Something you simply don't.

Well guess what? You're still wrong as ever! I enrolled in a local school to study Brazilian Portuguese! Hahaha! I've been going to school for a couple of months now and will have several months under my belt before I get to Brazil the next time. I finally have the time to study now that I'm comfortably retired, and my knowledge of Spanish really helps. I've never had a problem communicating in Brazil and never will. So why don't you crawl back up under your turd ball you dung beetle and stop stirring up shit just like you used to do years ago? Nobody said a damn thing to you or about you in all of these years, and now you show up out of the blue talking shit to a senior member after you got humbled and ran off long ago! I now speak English, Spanish and Portuguese (ability growing every day). And I've always stood up to the bullies! Voc pode acreditar nisso!

[Tavares]

If you really only wrote for yourself as an audience, then you would be satisfied writing in a personal diary, as I have suggested before that you do. But, the truth is that you don't write only for yourself. You write to boast of your exploits in search of adulation from the uninitiated (because the old hands won't be fooled). And then you belittle the reports of others by saying it didn't happen if there aren't any pics. Interesting because I don't recall seeing too many pics lately to validate your own reports. I rarely read anything that you write anyway. Just scroll right past. Just like several other members do. But carry forth and monger bro! Do your thing. And I'm going to do mine. Going forward I will be taking at least one big trip a year to Brazil for the foreseeable future. And when I do my reports? They won't be just for an audience of one (me), but in the true spirit of this place, for the reading enjoyment and edification of the membership here. That's what this place is supposed to be about. The useful passing of information through the sharing of experiences. Not going on and on "writing for oneself" in a never ending boast. Scroll tide!

Please let people write the way they feel like as long as they are polite and share valuable information as is the case with Vagabundo. You still pick up fights with other mongers as you used to do many years ago in other forums. You haven't tired after so many years? Relax, live and let live. You seem to have those same problems you criticise in others: Vagabundo has a big advantage compared to you: he speaks portuguese. Which is a must in Brazil. Something you simply don't.

[Vagabundo1]

Belladonna, 12 Dec. 2021. My bareback 18 year old 25 x pernoite 9 and a half weeks hoar who brought all her 4 x4 friends in the middle of covid to sit on my face and reverse gangbang me almost to death because I had stacks of 100's in my electronic safe. My only regret is that I did not bareback fuck her ass, but her pussy was good enough for several loads a night and morning.

[Vagabundo1]

That is a solid operational technique that senor tochka outlines, worthy of being included in the Swiss navy manual for hoaring in the recent update.

Panda is always a good choice and inspires the best performance.

I attach for your edification photographic evidence of my experience as a swiss navy submarine commander, in which I am with my go pro taking pictures of the ass of a morena 4 x4 girl in December 2021. The nice ass in my lens was one of the better ones, who went on to centaurus. Off the the right is code named Bella donna who also was 4 x4 girl, I could give you her code name in 4 x 4. But I would have to think about that. She was giving it to me bare! What an ass! 18. Like a big, beautiful half negra ass. I slept with her 25 times over exactly 9 and a half weeks. She lived in Meier with her supposedly gay friend, who being a dude with a dick, I am sure was fucking her, or he should be relieved of his balls.

So Bella donna also gives me the name and contact of the blood draw guy at 4 x 4 who will do a full blood panel for 80 r.

And, as I mentioned, she is 18.

So one Saturday, they are broke. As they always are. So I pay for their ubers to barra posto 5.

They, as in these two girls plus two negras, also 4 x 4 girls, mid level.

And they all fuck me.

In a large single room with a queen bed and a single.

Only bella donna bare.

In the background, there is surfgirl from my 2015 posts, who by that point was living in Transamerica too.

But belladonna is a perfect example. Get lots of numbers. Tell them 500 pernoite sem camisinha, and eventually, they will need the cash.

What a nice pussy. 18 year old negra super athletic pussy. And what a nice ass. Like a beautiful, round ass. Total crazy *****, obviously, should go without saying, but not without our moments of fun and enjoyment along with way with sex at night and the morning on all those pernoites, and in this particular weekend, 4 super hot girls out bitching the fucking hoar hotel of Rio de Janeiro.

I mean, they infiltrated the pool like charlies angels / kill bill and totally stuck their asses in my face in front of the entire crew at transamerica, cementing my reputation as the dude.

This is solid advice. It works many times with Monte Carlos, Solarium, 4 x4 , New York / Carribean termas garotas & their hottie lesbie girlfriend. Termas close at 1 am or midnight, offer to continue the party for 500 or 600 all night, music, plus good quality maraola maconha.

Uber them all directly to Panda motel in Botafogo so no fvcking excuses about going home to see the crianas, get. Large suite with the pool. Party fueled orgy all night. Order whiskey, drinks. Spring for the exotic sexy lingere on the menu. I cannot keep an eye on three or four garotas in the apartment. So prefer motels. For me sem camisinha only for deepthroat BJs. Everything else covered. I show them all of my negative test with recent lab dates, encourages the cum swallowers.

[Tochka]

True, and you can get tier 1 terma girls for 500 pernoite. You just need to get a lot of numbers, and offer them all 500 pernoite sem camisinha (show tests), and sometimes they even bring 3 other terma girls for 4 on 1 orgy where each gets paid 400 and they dominate the pool at your condo. Been there, done that.

This is solid advice. It works many times with Monte Carlos, Solarium, 4 x4 , New York / Carribean termas garotas & their hottie lesbie girlfriend. Termas close at 1 am or midnight, offer to continue the party for 500 or 600 all night, music, plus good quality maraola maconha.

Uber them all directly to Panda motel in Botafogo so no fvcking excuses about going home to see the crianas, get. Large suite with the pool. Party fueled orgy all night. Order whiskey, drinks. Spring for the exotic sexy lingere on the menu. I cannot keep an eye on three or four garotas in the apartment. So prefer motels. For me sem camisinha only for deepthroat BJs. Everything else covered. I show them all of my negative test with recent lab dates, encourages the cum swallowers.

In morning find myself self covered with tits, bundas, legs, arms. G-strings and cheiro de sex. A few times was refreshingly awaken by an early morning, double elevator blowjob, both slobbering away very quietly, muffled sounds so as to not awaken the other two garotas, order cafe de mañana to share, re-energized go one more round, pay all garotas in cash no pix, pay all of them same amount because I want to keep the peace to sleep for another hour. Uber to SDU, hop one hour flight to CGH. Repeat same with scandallo garotas.

[Vagabundo1]

Furthermore, Senor The Cane, my intent in referencing you is only to defend myself, as one of the principles of muay thai is to only use muay thai for self defense. Since we are discussing a beer / tequila summit (I should only consume tequila fresh off the kunts of these two dancers who are hot af), then my intent is not only peace, but also to compliment you on your extensive contributions. Vagabundo like Saint Augustine, author of City of God, the template for Cidade de Deus, is not perfect, and has many faults among them a bad temper, but being self aware, he can correct them in the interest of self improvement and betterment of our part of the world.

As Vagabundo writes this he is expecting a girl in the sala de espera for pernoite in a hotel with hidro, Sheik Hotel, 250 r is cost, entry to room possible at 17 h, where he has done many programs with Nina DePonca, Anne Amari, Noemie Michelle Obama Bilas, and which is the location referenced in many porta dos fundos comedy videos like Hetero Jesus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2mccgB3XIk

Logistics is always a challenge. As I have written, Amateurs study sex, professionals study logistics. If the long term monger gets are $500 a day from his government as a Retired Lieutenant Commander Swiss Navy, and he is paying are $200 at a apartment in Barra / Recreio, then he has $300 r on average a day to fuck, daily, which a man with a penis should do in Rio de Janeiro, each day, every day, preferably 19 or 20 year old bare pussy. So a pernoite covers two days, so a pernoite at a hotel with hidro that costs are $250 for the hotel, and are $400 BRL for the girl makes sense, just barely for the first few times because it comes in the are $1000 BRL budget for 2 days.

Better would be to get her back to Barra, but things are more expensive there.

On the other hand, if you're just in town for a week or two, then this doesn't really apply. You go into tier 1 termas once a month to get numbers, and get the girls back to the apartment after making a market -- ie, "500 pernoite sem camisinha tenho isame de sange, sou limpio" for like 5 girls. 2 will say yes, eventually.

So, these are my great thoughts, waiting on a friend, as Mick says.

Every Thursday night of pole dance, perola Negra. Highly recommended. Better than elisa sanches. This is where I recommend the Cane and Vagabundo meet for*a*beer*summit.

https://www.instagram.com/perolanegraclub/

To paraphrase lost in translation, I don't drink tequila often, but when I do, it is off of the kunts of brazilian women dancers!

[Vagabundo1]

True, and you can get tier 1 terma girls for 500 pernoite. You just need to get a lot of numbers, and offer them all 500 pernoite sem camisinha (show tests), and sometimes they even bring 3 other terma girls for 4 on 1 orgy where each gets paid 400 and they dominate the pool at your condo. Been there, done that.

I have no clue why you posted this question in this thread. If 300 reals a session is your desired budget, then you need to stick to the prives spas, and trash termas. That's below what it will cost you at the tier 1 termas. Plus you also need to calculate in entrance fees. As he will gladly tell anyone who will listen, the prives and the way to get by cheap at around 300 reals or less is Vagabundo's expertise. Watch LOL!

[The Cane]

Hello gents,

I'm heading to Rio this Friday and working on my itinerary to make the most of my 8-day trip.

A little background on my experienceI've been in the mongering for six years, spending about half that time in various USA States and the other half abroad in Mexico and Dubai. Rio has been at the top of my list for a while now, and it's finally time to make it happen!

So far, I have Perola Negra planned for Saturday night and 4 x4 on my list. I'll be staying in Barra.

I'm looking for recommendations on the best experiences, particularly regarding the most freaky yet clean broads. From my research, it seems top-tier options go for around 500 BRL, but I'm aiming to keep it at or under 300 BRL per session. Also for a night cap how do I get girls back to my hotel for after hours fun.

Would appreciate any insights or tips to maximize my time. And if any fellow mongers want to grab a bite just hit me up!

Thanks in advance, gents!

I have no clue why you posted this question in this thread. If 300 reals a session is your desired budget, then you need to stick to the prives spas, and trash termas. That's below what it will cost you at the tier 1 termas. Plus you also need to calculate in entrance fees. As he will gladly tell anyone who will listen, the prives and the way to get by cheap at around 300 reals or less is Vagabundo's expertise. Watch LOL!

[WorldTravler98]

Hello gents,

I'm heading to Rio this Friday and working on my itinerary to make the most of my 8-day trip.

A little background on my experience—I've been in the mongering for six years, spending about half that time in various USA States and the other half abroad in Mexico and Dubai. Rio has been at the top of my list for a while now, and it's finally time to make it happen!

So far, I have Perola Negra planned for Saturday night and 4 x4 on my list. I'll be staying in Barra.

I'm looking for recommendations on the best experiences, particularly regarding the most freaky yet clean broads. From my research, it seems top-tier options go for around 500 BRL, but I'm aiming to keep it at or under 300 BRL per session. Also for a night cap how do I get girls back to my hotel for after hours fun.

Would appreciate any insights or tips to maximize my time. And if any fellow mongers want to grab a bite just hit me up!

Thanks in advance, gents!

[Vagabundo1]

Every Thursday night of pole dance, perola Negra. Highly recommended. Better than elisa sanches. This is where I recommend the Cane and Vagabundo meet for*a*beer*summit.

https://www.instagram.com/perolanegraclub/

To paraphrase lost in translation, I don't drink tequila often, but when I do, it is off of the kunts of brazilian women dancers!

[The Cane]

I'll never ruin the market for you. We don't go for the same kind of women. So cream pie away and pay them as little as you please!

[Vagabundo1]

My colleague The Cane, there is only one way to settle this. It is with a Elisa Sanches Swing Party.

I believe that also Ukraine, Gaza, and Taiwan peace can also be negotiated at the same event, at Paris Cafe, Saturday nights, starts at 01 h Sunday, the comedy routine of DJ Vagabundo Felipe Ret Bengala.

Look, I know we are all sensitive people. Vote Republican. Elon Musk for President.

Not everyone sees having bareback sex as a goal to be achieved. I like BBBJs but have zero interest in doing bareback anal with a tute. And although I have done bareback in the pussy it's rare, rare, rare for me to do that. To each his own. Enjoy life living in Rio as you will. I could have retired to anywhere in the world I wanted to. I chose to do that in my home country of the United States and to keep traveling the world. I do plan to put Perola Negra into my rotation when I'm in Rio (at least once a year going forward). If Elisa Sanches is there, then I would like to know if she remembers me getting up in her pink butt hole? And if you're there too then perhaps that would be time for a "beer summit". Take a chill pill bro. Relax. It's better for your blood pressure. We all realize that you know a lot about the Rio scene. We just wish you would stop bashing other people who like to monger in ways that maybe you don't. That's just not necessary. There's enough for everyone to proceed as they please. Do your thing. But let others do theirs as well without all the acrimony. There's more than one way to monger.