Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Combo]

I've been in Rio the past few days visiting friends. The only chance for fun has been to sneak out for some early evening action at the Monte Carlo. I'm staying a few blocks away. The current lineup is looking very nice with lots of different types and most very doable. Don't sleep on the MC.

My last visit MC was very solid. That said, any termas can vary significantly from week to week. If you come back in a few weeks, MC might be mediocre, but 4 x4, Solarium, et al great.

[CatBert55]

I've been in Rio the past few days visiting friends. The only chance for fun has been to sneak out for some early evening action at the Monte Carlo. I'm staying a few blocks away. The current lineup is looking very nice with lots of different types and most very doable. Don't sleep on the MC.

[Explorer8939]

I've never had and issue with Bradesco in either Rio or SP. Itau has given me problems before, but since Bradesco is so common, it's never been a hassle getting cash.

Sometimes I get the dreaded Communications Failure.

[Chicago85]

It's your money. That makes it your decision to determine what level of risk you're willing to accept when spending it. As for me, if I know I want a massage with BBBJ / CIM and anal sex, then I'm going to ask about that to make sure it's on the menu before going to the room.

Goddamn, I love it! You ask for A through Q LOL. I will say that Brazilian girls have offered me far more than I've ever asked for or agreed to. That tells you something. Some Brazilian dudes are into some wild sh*t.

[HumbleHal]

I went upstairs with 5 girls, 4 of them were great. One not so great... now I'm on my to Perola Negra to see if it's any good.

Wow, so you fucked 5 girls in one session? And are still looking for more at another club? My hats off to you dude, and also to Viagra / Cialis!

[WonderWhy]

I just successfully withdrew from two different cards at a Bradesco bank in a small town in the country. FYI.

[CatBert55]

I've never had and issue with Bradesco in either Rio or SP. Itau has given me problems before, but since Bradesco is so common, it's never been a hassle getting cash.

[Lalabo]

Year ago, three ATMs from different banks refuses to accept my debit card.

I called my bank and they told me that, they did not declined anything.

It was declined by local ATM.

I, too, have experienced declined cash withdrawals at Bradesco ATMs with Schwab card in multiple cities (SP, Rio and Campinas) during one of the trips last year. I used Santander ATMs instead. I haven't had any such issues with Bradesco ATMs this year.

[ShooBree]

I went upstairs with 5 girls, 4 of them were great. One not so great, twofaced, and I managed to get in some problem with the management after telling a guy from the US that she was the worst pick I had made in all of Rio. I believe he went with her anyways, hopefully she got her act together or just appreciated the guy from the US more than she did with me.

Anyways, the manager scolded me and said it was none of my business. He's kinda right and as he said, not everyone has the same experience.

After getting lectured I paid my bill and went to get a burger at Clan BBQ and now I'm on my to Perola Negra to see if it's any good.

It's weird how the club was full and the best girls were already taken when I arrived at 17:30 to 4 x4.

[ShooBree]

Just go to Eden Spa, just pick Nicole (25) or Luna (23), 250 reais for one hour and they are both good in the bed. Luna asked for a 60 reais tip for BBJ and after the session she asked for a propina, but she was still great in bed with a pretty face and for me the best ass. And that says a LOT considering how all women in Brazil have terrific behinds.

[Guest19]

TBH, I don't understand why so many people still bring cash and exchange it. Use a debit card. There are plenty of ATMS. As long as you decline the offered conversion rate, which is always a rip-off, you're going to get the best exchange rate. I recommend the Charles Schwab debit card because it reimburses ATM fees.

Year ago, three ATMs from different banks refuses to accept my debit card.

I called my bank and they told me that, they did not declined anything.

It was declined by local ATM.

Hopefully, I had cash.

[Lalabo]

TBH, I don't understand why so many people still bring cash and exchange it. Use a debit card. There are plenty of ATMS. As long as you decline the offered conversion rate, which is always a rip-off, you're going to get the best exchange rate. I recommend the Charles Schwab debit card because it reimburses ATM fees.

I mostly use ATMs and occasionally exchange cash. Some guys use cash to avoid leaving a digital footprint.

[CatBert55]

TBH, I don't understand why so many people still bring cash and exchange it. Use a debit card. There are plenty of ATMS. As long as you decline the offered conversion rate, which is always a rip-off, you're going to get the best exchange rate. I recommend the Charles Schwab debit card because it reimburses ATM fees.

[Vagabundo1]

In discussing any hoaring venue, the reader should ask what is the CPF PM A.

It has come down to that in short hand because Vagabundo lives here and his annualized numberator is 365 days per year.

The reader should be asking, where is the writer when he is writing, and how many days per year is he writing about.

Yesterday, for example, again, I was in centro, went to central to get some sim chips which cost 15 r registered, then hit a prive before muay thai, skipping one of the two hours unfortunately with the hotter gringas. Another negative factor in prives is second hand smoke, or later the tia (manager) said maybe it is cleaning chemicals, which just feel toxic if not cancerous, which negated my cumming. I did cum at about minute 60 after 45 or 50 minutes, so the formula is.

250/45 cPF PM.

Vagabundo is a purist. F means dick in pussy, penis in vagina fucking. It is cardio cross training, which pumps my dopamine. I like the pussy more than the ass. She sucks good, but she knows it is the kunt, the pussy, I want, and get.

Now maybe there were other factors like hydration (it is a very warm humid, wet heat now in Rio, though it is the best time of year. Carnaval is over. Many though not all gringo tourists have gone. I live in a building with zero gringos, though Argentinians are gringos to the cariocas, and I guess euro hot women are gringas, and there are some of those, but there are zero Americans, which is good. I am at posto 3, barra, like 1600 meter walk to perola negra, it is safe, the locals do not tolerate crime, which is why I live here), maybe it was riding in a metro packed, no I don't roll with uber though I am glad to take an uber if a wingman wants to, and will spiit the costs.

OK, so that is CPFPM.

Now, here's the quant twist.

A.

Annualized.

Vagabundo's multiplier is 365. Because I live here. I have for 6 years as of Saint Patricks Day, and since I don't drink (much), I get drunk on pussy as much as possible. It may as well be 60 years.

When you, dear reader, read this board this forum, ask yourself, how long has that writer been in Rio over the last year, so what is his multiplier?

Let's say, he is writing about paying 1500 r for a girl for an hour. Let's say he gets it covered for the vaginal or anal sex. Let's say, he fucks for say 40 minutes.

1500/40 or CPFPM of 37.5 r per minute or like 7 dollars per minute of fucking with a condom on.

Let's say he gets to Brazil for 21 days a year in 3 trips of 7 days each or 42 days in 3 trips of 14 days each. Let's call it 30 days.

So, then take the 1500 x 30 and you get 45,000 r or 9000 United States Dollars.

Then, you dear reader, should ask: What does that writer do the other 330 days per year, and why is posting, and what does he get out of posting? Maybr a little dopamine hit out of publication, see the book The Anxious Generation by Haidt, which was written about kids, but applies to adults. I understand. On my 27 trips to Brazil, I have been there, since 2008, just speaking for myself, as a writer on ISG for most of that time from 2008 to 2020, I was self medicating for the real disease of.

Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome which is real because of TDS.

TDS is caused by the feminization, feminazification of society, by women cutting off the literal and figurative balls, testicles of men to make their fucking world perfect for fucking feminist idiots, and all Vagabundo can say is fuck that. I mean, I like strong empowered women IF And only IF my dick is in their pussy, bareback. Actually, I like submissive women.

Who is Vagabundo's dream women? Like a 18 year old Rihanna or Stevie Nicks or Madonna, a FInnish Madonna who looks exactly like the pornstar Elsa Jean (by the way, if you think my porn star references are obscure, go fuck yourself you overworked simp, many readers love my porn star referendes). I want a Annette Schwarz who ties up the porn star Sammie (a woman) Rhodes, an American blond with huge tits on a lean body, and American girl who never did interracial, never took a black real penis, but who did take a black strap on dick from Annette Schwartz, a hot as fuck German dominant and submissive woman. In fact, for 15 minutes of fucking my favorite prive girl in my apartment on Monday, I played that very scene on one of three screens. Her pretty face, pretty Germanic eyes locked on Annette Schwartz fucking the American Sammie Rhodes in her blonde kunt.

Or, like a Nia Nacci. Vagabundo is on like Nia Nacci 5. Estrella at Emporio is Nia Nacci 5. Nia Nacci 4 worked at Casa 13, a trash terma where Michelle Noemie Bilas Obama worked, and gave me her 19 year old negra pussy bare, pernoite for 300 reais, at my apartment, in love motels like Hotel Lips at Metro Cinelandia (guiadomoteis.com.br). The Tia at Casa 13 reports that Nia Nacci 4 is in jail. Which makes sense. That girl could fight. Strong legs. She would fuck wearing only high biker leather boots that would give her feet stability for kicking, strong, muscular toned legs and of course, big suckable black tits, and a willing wet mouth that deep french kissed really well, with tongue. She took it bare in her kunt, in the poorly air conditiioned rooms at casa 13 for less than 150 r to the house and 50 r for the bare kunt. Now, hearsay says she is in jail, proably from robbing some client in Ipanema.

There was Nia Nacci 1 who I had been fucking since 2015, and who I passed around, that was Lorena, go back to my posts in 2015. In 2015, I was in Rio for 10 months, happiest year of my life by far, which is why I came and stayed when Covid gave me cover to do so.

So, the reader of this forum should ask -- how many days per year is the writer actually in Brazil? That is the A, the annualized in the formula. CPF PM A.

What is the writer gaining? Some ego boost? Vagabundo pleads guilty. Show me a man without an ego and I will show you a loser every time. You know who doesn't have an ego, an ambition that the sperm collecting by the billions in my huge big balls will breed all the French Rothchild jewish virgins to project my greatness for another 5865 years, me included due to my wealth and all the doctors it buys to map my awesome brain into some large language model attached to my huge cock.

Ask yourself, reader, is that writer really sitting in a sexless marriage? Sitting in some land locked desert border city with a wife who will not fuck because of whatever reason with kids that suck out money you don't have. So for 21 or 30 or 42 days, you get to Brazil, and you get gringo-ed. Getting gringo-ed is getting charged the prices of a sex tourist by locals who laugh at you.

And then the writer goes back to pussy prison, and due to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome, while he maybe fucks 2 days a month through some seeking arrangement, and kind of gets by on asian massage parlor ugly old women who constantly ask for a tip otherwise -- he types up arguments about the details of that shining palace in the middle of a 20 million person megacity with prices that are pretty much the exact same as Vegas or Miami, though it is legal.

Long story short, Vagabundo's view is to be here for 179 days or ideally 365 days a year and make that your multiplier.

Could you be barebacking 2 hoars at Centaurus a day paying cash for 2650 r (with drinks) 365 days a year? Or is that Russian a once a quarter option?

Anyway, yesterday I had lunch at na brasa columbia at 12 h with a anon member who is shopping for a crash pad at posto 10 in Recreio, which is right where renzo gracie lives and Paris Cafe. Then I went and did some IT service at my university, decided to swap some defective sim chips and being in central did my aforementioned prive session to check that box.

I need to start checking out the aprecentacao at Prisma in Barra at Av das americas 500.

Word on the street is good talent is at Copa 583/302, that is a essential element of information in my patrol planning. The metro runs through all of it. Like the people mover in an adult disneyland. When I was a child, I would go to Space Mountain, the ride would penetrate space and stars would appear, now my penis is the car and it penetrates the pussy of a prive hoar, and I see stars, daily for 365. She is getting tested next week, so am I. The Monday fuck at my place was best because after 90 minutes of fucking for 300 r for a CPFPM of under 3 (not including uber which I bought her on my app of like 30 r) we went to my / our favorite sushi place, Temekeria at Olegario Maciel 373 exactly at opening at 18 h. We played out choice of porn, compilations we composed together, like Itanlian operas sung by castratos that we cultivated just for our listening and viewing pleasure, then we ate little seasoned strips of raw fish, some with just this salt, or just that garnish, all smoke free, all toxin free in my freshly cleaned apartment.

And then later, Monday night, I slept well, fed a healthy meal, and having fucked for 90 minutes which is not at the usual 120 minutes I was doing pre carnival, during which I largely avoided the crowds.

And I do this every day, I do this every week.

[Guest19]

So I'll be landing in Rio on March 13th and this will be my first time there. Just wondering, is everyone getting their money exchanged at the airport or is there somewhere else I can go for better exchange rates?

Also, outside of the establishments, where are good places to source providers? In some of the other countries I've been to, they'd approach you in malls, beaches and even the gym but I have no idea what the scene is like in Rio.

Never ever exchange money in the airport.

Just search for "cambio" in the google map around your hotel.

But, on Sundays some places can be closed. Anyway, it make sense to take uber to the open exchange and back, then to do it at airport.