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[EihTooms]

Last night I strolled beach road Pattaya. School Girl would have been 2nd from the Bottom in terms of Hotness. OMG, there was an obese dark skin shortie trying her Luck.

On the bright side there were a few that were Attractive. I was surprised. Not that I'd pay my 500 baht though-. I'm scared of them. LOL.

I spent 5 days and nights in Pattaya last month. A Thursday through a Tuesday. I cruised down Walking Street and along Beach Road almost every night, down Soi 6 only on the Saturday night. Being merely fit, slim and relatively well proportioned, the Bkk Schoolgirl FL's body would blow away 95% of the girls I saw on Beach Road on any day or night I was there. She would easily rank among the top 25% I saw that Saturday night on Soi 6. And it was packed.

The weird clothing and weird demeanor on interacting with her aside, I am just talking about basic body fitness and proportions. Add to which her skin is light and there is absolutely nothing standout "ugly" about her face. No giant chin, no bug eyes, no big nose, no monster scars or bizarre cosmetic surgery results. She has perfectly average, even facial features. I'm not touting her incomparable beauty or head turning Hotness. LOL. Although, I believe many punters, even experienced ones, might see her that way. I am just stating the facts about her physical appearance.

Now let's add another factor contributing to my assessment that she would be quite popular and busy on Beach Road or Soi 6 in Pattaya; the general customer demographic.

You think she would stand around for hours with nothing to do, no approaches, no offers and no takers in those two locations where the going rate is somewhere from 1,000 to 1,500 baht, room included? I don't.

You do realize she is actually not hurting for customers in Bangkok, right? That's why she can ignore most of the men who approach her without looking up from her smartphone screen, an observation I believe you made about her way back when if I remember correctly.

I have met her, have had a nodding, smiling and brief chatting acquaintance with her since before Covid. Seen her working as a Nana Plaza greeter just pre-Covid. Seen her working onstage, bottomless, in Crazy House. Seen her working as a door girl in various lower Sukhumvit bars. And I see her virtually every night I go out, many times with a customer. I see her engaged with, leaving with a customer or sitting with one in a restaurant in any 5 day period more than I saw girls on Beach Road engaged with and leaving with a customer in that 5 day period I was there last month.

Mind you, I did not say "that is what you get in Pattaya. " I only suggested she would be very popular and busy if she worked on Beach Road or Soi 6 in Pattaya, where there are tons of fat, squat, sloppy, ugly ladies for rent. There are also tons of fat, squat, sloppy, ugly ladies on Soi 4 and Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok for rent. Sorry, but that Schoolgirl FL is not one of them.

Again, that is not an assessment of whatever weird demeanor a potential customer might or might not sense about her before he agrees to her terms and takes her. LOL. That is a different issue from her looks. And some punters might be intrigued by and attracted to that aspect of her while others are repelled by it.

[Tomasb]

Anyways, I heard through the grapevine smooci didn't pay their police fines or something, so the site doesn't appear to be working currently. Nevermind. Out of my room I go!

Yes, news reports in Bangkok Post and other media sources confirm that Smooci, at least for the time being, has been drummed out of business. It's unclear if this is due to not paying tea money or due to some other factors. I used it a few times when I did not feel like going out and dealing with the bars, bar fine, bad weather, etc. So it's a pity that they are no longer in business.

[MongerHunger]

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[Raj Patela]

Oh dude you are a master but she is so wierd and ugly. You are correct though, rolling off a plane all crazed and rampant after dreaming for months and months even I might grab her after a doobie and a few 7-11 beers. Thank god I am not like that anymore.

I guess if she is what ya get in Pattaya these days, I'm glad I haven't gone in years and years.

Last night I strolled beach road Pattaya. School Girl would have been 2nd from the Bottom in terms of Hotness. OMG, there was an obese dark skin shortie trying her Luck.

On the bright side there were a few that were Attractive. I was surprised. Not that I'd pay my 500 baht though-. I'm scared of them. LOL.

[Nyezhov]

By comparison, the Schoolgirl FL a couple of posters here seem to be obsessed by might start to look pretty good as an option when you arrive. First of all, she is fit, slim, has light skin, even features and is not nearly as ugly as the obsessed posters let on. She would definitely be a Super Star on, say, Beach Road in Pattaya and likely rank among the more popular choices on Soi 6 there as well. LOL. He'll, she can and does get placed as a Greeter / Door Girl or an onstage gogo dancer in Bangkok just about any time she wants a more structured work environment for a while.

And even if she only provides the same limited services those 11 Smooci ladies provide, it would probably cost far less overall.

Oh dude you are a master but she is so wierd and ugly. You are correct though, rolling off a plane all crazed and rampant after dreaming for months and months even I might grab her after a doobie and a few 7-11 beers. Thank god I am not like that anymore.

I guess if she is what ya get in Pattaya these days, I'm glad I haven't gone in years and years.

[MissionAsia]

Hi all,

I'm back in Bangkok and here's the damage.

1. Smooci.

Smooci, although always overpriced, is a convenience thing for me. (usually) hassle-free girls sent to your room. If you click, some are pretty happy to give you their LINE as well.

Anyways, I heard through the grapevine smooci didn't pay their police fines or something, so the site doesn't appear to be working currently. Nevermind. Out of my room I go!

2. WOW Massage. Zara.

I returned to WOW after a pretty good experience there last time. It's location walking distance from Asok, and it's themed rooms are really fun for me, and I like the general vibe of the place. I also like that you can choose ladies in a lineup.

-reception and girl.

In the past, WOW's issue was not enough girls, but they seem to be putting some effort into fixing that. I picked a girl I saw last time named Zara. 23 years old, which is a sweet spot in age for me.

Her face is beautifully stern, she could easily be a model at her namesake store. Tall svelte body with honey skin. Good English as well.

-massage.

I opted for the longer relaxing 120 m nuru massage, with a 500 THB discount for VIP room (Thai Room). Usually, you want a more buxom girl to do a nuru, because the body-to-body feels better, but something about Zara's long legs and smooth skin felt really divine on the mat. I love a good nuru it's often better than the sex for me LOL! As she was sliding all over me, hard to tell where she ended and I started, we 69'd each other and I came in her mouth.

-bath.

We talked and relaxed in the bath as I recovered before moving to the bed for a cursory massage.

-sex.

After we had so much time on the mat buildup, sex with Zara felt sensual and passionate. Typical spinner sex, with multiple positions and end in doggie.

3. Vodka. FiwFans.

FiwFans is super hit or miss. I'd say riskier than nana because picking a photoshopped girl sight unseen is a huge gamble.

-room and girl.

Vodka's room is a studio in a hotel at the top of Thonglor. I was her first customer of the day at 4 pm, she looked very tired and not too excited to see me. I think in general she's just a very quiet shy girl.

Her looks are pretty close to the profile photos, very skinny and young face. Black hair instead of blond, which I prefer anyway.

-Shower.

Vodka hopped in the shower with me and gave my cock a cursory washdown.

-Bed.

Started as usual with a decent massage. Better than you expect a young cute girl to be. Blowjob also not too bad, with some 69 as well.

Sex, cowgirl and doggie pretty good, but it was sort of up to me to make the effort.

-Overall.

Vodka was an extremely nice girl. I reserved 90 m 2 shots, but it was pretty obvious we wouldn't get the 2nd one, so she offered I pay the lesser amount.

Overall WIR? Probably not, but the experience wasn't bad. Just not mind-blowing.

[EihTooms]

Prep is done, research finished, hotels and flights booked. Hopefully have a good plan of attack for both tourism and TOURISM. However, getting in on a 9 pm flight from Inchon, figure by the time I get to my hotel by Nana Station, it will be between 11 and 12. I imagine I'll be ready to just lay down and relax, but if looking for a bit of company for the night without a lot of effort, what would be the recommendation? Smoochi? FiwFans? Or just walk down the street for a few minutes to Thermae, or hit up a BJ bar?

Can't wait! Thanks for the feedback.

Smooci might be a particularly tough option in Bangkok if you are into young girls who will at least provide a BBBJ+CIM for the money.

Having just checked the site, I see 11 escorts available, only one still in her 20's. Claims to be in her late 20's at that.

Filter out for those who list a simple CIM as a service they provide and it reduces that number to 6. All of them are in their 30's or 40's. Their rock bottom quotes for ST range from 4,500 baht to 10,000 baht.

Mind you, that is for, at best for anyone hoping to experience something at least close to Real Sex with a female, a simple BBBJ+CIM.

Being stuck in the previous decade, Smooci does not even offer a "CIM+SWALLOW" or a "FS, NO CONDOM Ok" box in their escorts' services provided list for those 4,500 baht, 8,000 baht and 10,000 baht ST elderly ladies to check.

By comparison, the Schoolgirl FL a couple of posters here seem to be obsessed by might start to look pretty good as an option when you arrive. First of all, she is fit, slim, has light skin, even features and is not nearly as ugly as the obsessed posters let on. She would definitely be a Super Star on, say, Beach Road in Pattaya and likely rank among the more popular choices on Soi 6 there as well. LOL. He'll, she can and does get placed as a Greeter / Door Girl or an onstage gogo dancer in Bangkok just about any time she wants a more structured work environment for a while.

And even if she only provides the same limited services those 11 Smooci ladies provide, it would probably cost far less overall.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Prep is done, research finished, hotels and flights booked. Hopefully have a good plan of attack for both tourism and TOURISM. However, getting in on a 9 pm flight from Inchon, figure by the time I get to my hotel by Nana Station, it will be between 11 and 12. I imagine I'll be ready to just lay down and relax, but if looking for a bit of company for the night without a lot of effort, what would be the recommendation? Smoochi? FiwFans? Or just walk down the street for a few minutes to Thermae, or hit up a BJ bar?

Can't wait! Thanks for the feedback.

Skip Smoochi and FiwiFans your first night.

There will be more than plenty readily available in the bars near Nana BTS at midnight through 1 am.

Head down Soi 7, Soi 7 Alley, Soi 11, and even across the road to Soi 8.

On top of that the walk from Soi 7 to just past Soi 11 will be filled with freelancers at that time, just take care to weed out the LB's if that's not your thing.

[HorseTrader]

Prep is done, research finished, hotels and flights booked. Hopefully have a good plan of attack for both tourism and TOURISM. However, getting in on a 9 pm flight from Inchon, figure by the time I get to my hotel by Nana Station, it will be between 11 and 12. I imagine I'll be ready to just lay down and relax, but if looking for a bit of company for the night without a lot of effort, what would be the recommendation? Smoochi? FiwFans? Or just walk down the street for a few minutes to Thermae, or hit up a BJ bar?

Can't wait! Thanks for the feedback.

I can't sleep that first night until I get laid. In February 2022 I was climbing the walls in my hotel while I waited for my 24-hour COVID test results. Smooci, FiwFans, ThaiFriendly, etc are not recommended because they can all turn into a can of worms. Your timing is perfect for walking along the odd side of Sukhumvit from Cowboy to Soi 5 (including Thermae) and then across Sukhumvit and down Soi 4. You are unlikely to find the hottest girl in town, but it will be near effortless to find something available with minimum effort. Be on the lookout for many overly friendly ladyboys.

[PayForIt]

Patpong is the Worstest of the Worst known areas to play in.

In a line up of 6 girls. 2 are 7 out of 10. Okay Buddy.

I.

Totally disagree. See my recent report a few pages back. I much preferred Patpong to Suk / Cowboy / Nana. Thaniya is not just for Japanese. I am not. And I had a fabulous time there several nights running.

[AggieDad1]

Prep is done, research finished, hotels and flights booked. Hopefully have a good plan of attack for both tourism and TOURISM. However, getting in on a 9 pm flight from Inchon, figure by the time I get to my hotel by Nana Station, it will be between 11 and 12. I imagine I'll be ready to just lay down and relax, but if looking for a bit of company for the night without a lot of effort, what would be the recommendation? Smoochi? FiwFans? Or just walk down the street for a few minutes to Thermae, or hit up a BJ bar?

Can't wait! Thanks for the feedback.

Depends on you. I can't sleep on planes so I am always very tired when I arrive in Asia from the USA (not sure where you are coming from). I have learned the hard way to take it easy the first night. This is very true if you are taking any kind of sleeping medication. So I would choose the escort and then a good nights sleep.

[LR123]

Prep is done, research finished, hotels and flights booked. Hopefully have a good plan of attack for both tourism and TOURISM. However, getting in on a 9 pm flight from Inchon, figure by the time I get to my hotel by Nana Station, it will be between 11 and 12. I imagine I'll be ready to just lay down and relax, but if looking for a bit of company for the night without a lot of effort, what would be the recommendation? Smoochi? FiwFans? Or just walk down the street for a few minutes to Thermae, or hit up a BJ bar?

Can't wait! Thanks for the feedback.

[Banana Boi]

The bbq place you are referring to is probably Smokin Pug. They recently opened another location on Sukhumvit Soi 20. Good bbq food.

Thanks for that information! Much better location than Lumpini Park. I really recommend this place for any guy who likes a large portion of tender ribs. 1. 0 km from Soi Cowboy and 1. 3 km from Soi 24 Alley. I can see myself going after a nice afternoon massage. Damn it doesn't open til 5 pm.

[Raj Patela]

Looking forward to your reports 11 Bravo, it's awesome you get to go back later this year. Man, I wish I could go to Thailand again. Somehow I'm still employed and with this not so great job, and at my age, if they don't fire me soon, I might just have to quit anyway and then it's on the way to Thailand! I'm planning on sometime in 2024, but no rush. I'm trying to look at this with a silver linings outlook, if I can save up more cash, why not. Means I can stay longer and bang more chicks next time I'm in Thailand. We all know things change pretty fast in the Bangkok scene, so my experiences from a year ago are already outdated. If you've got time, I hope you'll visit and report on 'Butterfly Massage' and especially 'Bangkok Smile Massage' smilebangkak.com, they spell their website Bangkak instead of Bangkok, which ironically makes them even easier to find considering how many establishments in Bangkok have 'smile' in the name. Looking like there's some real good talent at that place, some of those girls I had good times with back when they were at Happy BKK. Man, I can't imagine how many new places and chicks there'd be by now in Bangkok. Have fun dude! I really miss all this, not even just the trips, but the weeks leading up to the trip, the anticipation, the excitement, the research on where you could go, what chicks you might bang. Man, if there's any reason to bother living life at all, this is it. Bangkok is it.

Chill. Things do not Change fast in Bangkok or anywhere in Thailand.

Other than BTS and Mrt expanded nothing changes.

[Newton York]

Pimp club, google allmighty says this is its site and location. Is this the right place?

https://www.pimpbangkok.com

Opposite PT Gas Station, 496 Rotchanamin Alley, Khwaeng Wang Thonglang, Wang Thonglang, Bangkok 10310, Thailand.

That's the place, a bit over-rated if you ask me. Not saying it's a place for dudes with more cash then sense, but then again if you can afford it, why not? Hell, if I had the cash I'd fly business class all the time. You can almost guarantee a good time if you tip the mamasan well when you ask her which of the chicks will fuck, because not all of them will. And she'll be pricey when you do bang her. You'll have fun drinking with them if that's your thing, but for me, at my age, I just got to get to the fucking cause I could keel over at any time. I don't know about you other fellas, but I ain't got the time to wine and dine no more, and the more I think about it, the weirder it seems especially when you've already paid and agreed to the sex, so what's up with the date? I totally did Bangkok wrong years ago, and I more than made up for it last year, and I can only pray to the Sex Gods that I will be alive long enough to go back and fuck my way thru Bangkok one last time, some time soon.