Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

If you are in Pattaya for a long time, it's not a bad idea to have a night alone for recharging.

Fucking multiple times a day can wear you down.

[Banana Boi]

It's 11:30 pm and I'm home writing on ISG again instead of being out. Why? Cause gogo bars have been mildly disappointing since that wondrous first night I had about 10 days ago.

XS was the winner tonight. I liked model 433. Didn't do the 100 baht trick because I figured she'd come to me after me making her LOL on stage. Well it wasn't for her lack of trying she did try to make her way over until she was grabbed by mamasan to sit with this Japanese guy. He never let her out of his sight after that. I also liked a kind of unique looking girl non model 148. She didn't look very Thai. More Indo or Burma. I like unique looking girls. But what got me on this girl is she had a perfectly shaped yet not too big butt on a skinny frame (and I'm not a butt guy).

Like I said 11:30 pm and I'm home. No big deal. Tomorrow is another day. I'll likely be hitting the lesser reviewed gogo bars tomorrow. Do have one regret. There was a beautiful girl standing in street clothes alongside the dancers at Okeanos. She had a huge smile on her face as I walked by. Not sure if she's a hostess but I didn't see her last week. Likely the best looking girl I saw on WS tonight.

[Banana Boi]

Finally hit Soi 6 this afternoon. Lots of different opinions on Soi 6 and I'm sure I'll just add more fuel to the fire. Arrived after 3 pm. Needed 2 full lengths of the Soi to finally choose a bar with more than one potential girl. Walked back up to Foxy Bar. My friend is a Soi 6 expert and he was frustrated how long it took me to pick a bar. I didn't say it but cmon now we're not dealing with top gogo girl quality here by any means. We eventually moved to the back of the bar since I wasn't too interested in me being on YouTube with my tongue down a girl's throat. A couple minutes later Mamasan brings every girl in the bar (maybe 20-25 girls?) and had them stand in front of us until we chose a girl. I chose the one I walked into the bar for my friend who said he's not buying LD today chose another girl sadly prettier than mine! Hate when that happens. I wasn't having too much fun with my girl as she didn't speak much English. Why I much prefer gogo girls who all speak English well. I hate conversations through Google Translate. On the positive, lots of DFK, lots of mutual groping since talking was not in the cards with my girl and I. I was ready to leave after drink 1 but my friend bought his girl a 2nd drink so I went with the flow and bought my girl a 2nd drink too. Not sure how long we were therefor but it felt like a while. One thing for sure you don't have to train these girls to drink their drinks slowly cause they couldn't have drank their drinks slower than our girls did. Sorry I didn't ask for room prices I just had no interest, even after she asked me to boom boom. Took a final stroll along the entire Soi around 6 pm. Definitely a bit more life at that time.

Are there decent girls on Soi 6? Sure you can find them. Takes 2 or 3 strolls up and down the Soi. Then you have to race for them cause if you them that Korean guy 100 feet behind you saw her too!

[Mr Enternational]

I am just trying to understand why people choose to do what they do. You say go-gos are good for tourists with limited time. So how does that work? How do go-gos save you time compared to Soi 6 or any short time bar, or any beer bar?

I think it involves some sort of relativity or space time continuum that is impossible for us mortal mongers to understand. It is impossible to say Hello, beautiful to a pretty girl during any of the 24 hours that you may be out and about at any other place in Pattaya due to time constraints. But if you can manage to wait until that slim 8 hour window that the gogos are open time works differently. It tends to stand still until you can go into dozens of gogos looking at countless lineups, allowing you to find one Eureka before it snaps back to the passage of time that we are all used to.

Thats right! And I don't have time to go searching through every 7/11 to find it.

I went to dozens of go-gos on my last trip and looked at countless lineups and to me this is the result of that legwork.

[SubCmdr]

Gentleman, this is the Pattaya Report not the Pattaya Debate thread over prices and sourcing of prostitutes.

Grown men should spend their money how they like..

No understanding is needed of why I like Blow Job Bar, Gentlemen's Clubs, Massage Places, Thai Friendly and Beach Road. They all are different. It is like asking, why are you paying more Steak, than you do for chicken.

Usually I find that people that have a problem with what someone else pays fall in to two categories:

Elitists: They want to say "my prostitutes are more attractive and wholesome than your prostitutes" because the amount of money I pay for them.

They have a problem with their disposable income so they talk about what other people are paying.

I personally think everyone should pay what they want. I don't need any understanding of why. What I do not like is if I give prices on the costs of going to Beach Road that I got to hear it from someone who does not like Beach Road so they talk shit.

Everybody has preferences. Because I am eating some Khao Man Gui (50 THB) today for lunch does that mean I cannot afford to have a ribeye at my favorite restaurant for (1000 THB) tomorrow. The corollary of that is why someone needs to understand why I paid 1000 THB for my ribeye. The only reason some might have that question is if they don't like steak or have some other personal preference.

I like agogos. It was pointed out to me by Banana Boi that you can sit in them and have a drink for yourself, take in the sights and enjoy. For a very reasonable price. You do not have to buy Lady Drinks. I don't take girls from agogos because I simply cannot stomach the pricing structure. One girl from an agogo is a full night on the town with my ATF complete with bottle service with for friends. So far in my visits I have only met one girl that I considered worth those numbers. I almost pulled the trigger but I didn't. Maybe if someday I have money to burn I would. But I can take the money I would use on taking agogo girl out and rent a hotel room for the night and fuck three girls off of Beach Road or Thai Friendly.

That might not be your personal preference But it does not mean that I cannot afford to take the agogo girl. It just means I choose to spend the same amount of money in a different manner. No one needs to understand it. Why? Because I am a grown man.

]Grown men should spend their money how they like..

[JustTK]

Again, the point was to demonstrate the role and purpose of a go-go for a tourist with limited time, not to claim go-gos are exclusive to the best of the best. Go-gos would not exist if everyone just wanted to fuck the cute thai girl from 7/11 or the receptionist who checked you into your hotel.

Agreed, and well stated. I mean might as well close all those expensive and endless beer bars, soapy massages, go-go bars, discos, LK metro, and soi 6. Who needs that stupid stuff?

I am in no way telling people how to spend their money. If they want to pay peak tourist prices, that's up to them.

I am just trying to understand why people choose to do what they do. You say go-gos are good for tourists with limited time. So how does that work? How do go-gos save you time compared to Soi 6 or any short time bar, or any beer bar?

Over the past few weeks here I have heard many complaints about the quality of girls going down, about how difficult it is to find good looking girls in go-gos, how one can find good quality girls in any location, how you got to simp badly when visiting go-gos. With all this in mind, how does a go-go save you time?

[Turgid]

..........You've never hobbied in Las Vegas strip clubs then.

The difference being nobody ever lends a Las Vegas hooker money.

[SubCmdr]

Pin Up - Loads of pretty girls tonight. Out of the top gogo bars this is the one where the girls seem to enjoy being there and having a good time. They're in general all happy and flirty. Problem is I know too many girls from the past who work here now and it's full on attack once they see me.

File that under worse problems to have.

The iPhone girl, Since I was curious I wanted to know the story of this girl getting an iPhone 2 nights ago. She's pretty good looking too so it wasn't hard to decide to get her a LD. I asked if she knew this guy for a long time. She said she just met the guy a couple of nights earlier. Clearly this dude is infatuated with her. Nice slender happy girl I can see why he likes but a new iPhone? Cmon!

May I ask which version of iPhone that she had? Because they are not that expensive. They start at 429 USD. Grown men should spend their money how they like..

[LittleBigMan]

I have said it many times before that chicks do not ask for this stuff. Guys just buy it and force it on them. These are down home country folk. They are not materialistic in the least. But for some reason guys like to create the same monsters that they are running from back home. Instead of being in Rome doing as the Romans do, they would rather make Rome just like home, then later point the finger at the women. Own worst enemy.

Here is one for you Mr. E, of course it true. Several years I would say 10, my cousin brought a friend we grew up but there were lots of years in between in which I never spoke or saw but did know he had to retire early from his job due to obtaining a injury which put him on disability he was barely able to get around then. We worked him in slowly but everything he picked end up misses one from Soi 6 and another from a top GoGo from W. S. I couldn't understand why the misses, Soi 6 girl came to his room 15 minutes took off, same with the GoGo. I was curious so we made a visit to his hotel which was across from the International Hospital just to chat. The guy was a real heavy smoker the type that would fall asleep sitting with a cig in his mouth on the table was a basket of medicine minimum 20 bottles I told him he needed to put that stuff away it is scary. I later confirm from the GoGo girls that was the reason she left.

In search we hit a number of GoGo's, he enjoyed the atmosphere the ping pong throwing he set his eye on one nothing special a bit older. In conversation I did the interview for him price but most important can you play nurse and he is a heavy smoker if he can't get it up, give him a ball massage any kind of massage will do. All agreed. A few days later I hear he BF her for a month during that time he lavished her moved her into a new apartment completely furnished to top off purchased a Rolex. Funny the MF wouldn't even buy me dinner or do anything like that back home. Another prior to leaving he complain about all the money he spent on her " pointing the finger " talking about own worse enemy!

[Paolo99]

ALSO; Stop paying Soi 6 girls double what the going rate is. The price is 1,000 thb to the girl, and 400 thb for the room upstairs for 1 hour.

A few girls have asked for more, but I always stand my ground at 1,000 thb and 90% of the girls accept it.

You're only getting the girls that nobody wants for that price.

Stop kidding us man.

[LittleBigMan]

Palace. The models were looking good tonight. Much better than last night. Still not so many girls in Palace compared to the Good Old Days. Place was packed. 10,000 baht VIP area was empty.
Here's something I have never seen in a gogo bar before. Japanese (possibly Chinese) guy sits down. He immediately sees a model on stage he clearly can't wait for. Not even a nice one. She just got on stage. He tells the waitress he wants her. Waitress holds up 5 fingers. I couldn't hear clearly but I thought she said 500 baht for the girl to come down immediately. Waitress grabs girl and she comes down right away. Next thing I see is she has 5 shots in front of her so maybe the 5 fingers were he had to buy her 5 drinks to get her off stage. Then I hear the girl saying something about 500 baht to the guy. Really weird. Someone who knows the current Palace system let me know. Before if the girl had a drink she would dance 1 or 2 songs then whine at mama to get down.

Opium. I don't usually lose my cool in gogo bars but tonight I sort of did. One of the Tomboy waitresses I don't know comes up to me and says I need to order another drink, buy someone a LD or leave. I just ignored her. Grabbed my bill back and put it back in the cup. I said I'll buy LD's when I want to. Over comes running the head waitress. Apologizes to end to me and says sorry we they know I'm a very good customer. I can sit there and not order drinks as long as I want. Then she chews out the Tomboy waitress. I left anyways since my girl wasn't there. On the way out Tomboy says something nasty to me and I let her have it in Thai. Bet she didn't see that coming. On the bright side I finally saw the second decent looking model at Opium #326, albeit flat.

Sensations. Walked in for old times sake. Haven't been for a couple of years. Girls are not good and I'm being nice.

Pin Up - Loads of pretty girls tonight. Out of the top gogo bars this is the one where the girls seem to enjoy being there and having a good time. They're in general all happy and flirty. Problem is I know too many girls from the past who work here now and it's full on attack once they see me.

The iPhone girl, Since I was curious I wanted to know the story of this girl getting an iPhone 2 nights ago. She's pretty good looking too so it wasn't hard to decide to get her a LD. I asked if she knew this guy for a long time. She said she just met the guy a couple of nights earlier. Clearly this dude is infatuated with her. Nice slender happy girl I can see why he likes but a new iPhone? Cmon!



You've never hobbied in Las Vegas strip clubs then.

Several years ago before Covid, I was at Bacarra even then there were Chinese from the Mainland going to the place. I've seen old school Chinese do this in H. K. , Mainland, one night I was sitting in the second road, in front several Chinese talking Mandarin could have been HK, this habit I've seen growing up being around my pop, Uncles, older cousins and brother, they see something they like immediately calls them regards of the routine they are suppose to follow. Them days if you like the girl dancing just signal to waiter tell them the girl and they will break protocol tell the waiter what type of drink and down they come. This moment while the girl was sitting with him started to inspect her like a race horse, checking out the teeth, face, ears as if the Asian guy was planning to marry her in a arrange marriage or something. LOL.

I also mentioned this several months ago things to come at popular places particularly at XS, I started to go because it didn't seem any girls knew me not being cheap not much of a drinker but use the happy hour draft beer thing to sit and check things out. I got a good seat, next to me was another Asian guy who had ordered the draft. Once my draft came it seem every few minutes any waiter who walked by with a draft they lifted the bin and took a look what they seem to be doing was looking at the time the bin was cut. Within 15-20 minutes I counted 7 checks I noticed a female waiter gesture to the Asian guy if he wanted another the guy just wave her off a few minutes later she walked up said something to him he pay the bin and left. Since same owner XS for Pin up I expect the same but didn't noticed it. You don't want to say Thais are stupid but it is a very common thing what the tom boy did as if no one could understand what they are saying. This is all about loss of face they got to get the last word in why because this is Thailand!

I checked out Opium last Saturday got a good seat in the middle but of course eye is in the eyes of the beholder saw lots of girls set up like XS and Pin Up but nothing that stood out for me.

[D Cups]

Agreed. Some believe its all about "bar girls vs freelancers" when, as you correctly stated, we all know cute thai girls can be found everywhere. At the end of the day, every monger has their own strategy, preferences, budgets, time constraints, and objectives after considering each option on the table.

None of us are new to Pattaya. So those trying to inform others on where to find the "the cheap beach road or cute thai 7/11 chick" don't realize that we already know they're out there.

Example, attached is a Insomnia freelancer I had back in 2017 multiple times but is no longer active (I have no idea what happened to her), I'm sure others had her back then as well. It illustrates the fact that yes, us mongers who enjoy go-go bars still understand there are cute freelancers in other places and we still actively look for them outside of go-gos.

She's the kind of girl I like to do, too, Rocko. Thanks for the pics, man!

[Mr Enternational]

The iPhone girl, Since I was curious I wanted to know the story of this girl getting an iPhone 2 nights ago. She's pretty good looking too so it wasn't hard to decide to get her a LD. I asked if she knew this guy for a long time. She said she just met the guy a couple of nights earlier. Clearly this dude is infatuated with her. Nice slender happy girl I can see why he likes but a new iPhone? Cmon!

I have said it many times before that chicks do not ask for this stuff. Guys just buy it and force it on them. These are down home country folk. They are not materialistic in the least. But for some reason guys like to create the same monsters that they are running from back home. Instead of being in Rome doing as the Romans do, they would rather make Rome just like home, then later point the finger at the women. Own worst enemy.

[Sofiy]

AGREED. Soi 6 is designed for 1,000 thb ST 1 Hour Upstairs. If guys want to take girls home before midnight, they should go somewhere else. The entire point of Soi 6 is having the rooms upstairs so girls can have multiple customers per night. I'm glad Nightwish and other bars make the barfine expensive before midnight as otherwise, all the hottest looking girls are gone.

ALSO; Stop paying Soi 6 girls double what the going rate is. The price is 1,000 thb to the girl, and 400 thb for the room upstairs for 1 hour.

A few girls have asked for more, but I always stand my ground at 1,000 thb and 90% of the girls accept it. I don't even ask the price before hand, I just hand them the 1,000 thb after and say thank you. The one time a girl demanded more, we involved the manager, and the manager told her if she wanted more than the going rate, she needed to tell me before going upstairs.

For those who are hung up on pricing, Soi 6 has become a a no go. Why? Because they want to take the girls out of the bar. If you want to fuck a soi 6 girl outside of the bar, they will get you for 2500 Barfine before 10 PM. It slowly goes down until closing time. If you don't want this, fuck them in the short time rooms above the bar. This is how the Nightwish group discourages taking the girls out of the bar early. They want them there drinking until midnight. I know managers there and they tell me if they didn't do this, all the girls would be gone by 10 PM and they may as well just close early.

Bar fine after midnight if the inflated price bothers you. Or just fuck them ST in the rooms upstairs.

[SubCmdr]

I don't ever have any problems with loaning money to girls / chicas because I simply don't do it. It would be a violation of a The Ten Chica Commandments. I wrote this in 2016 during my time living in the Dominican Republic. It has served me well.

Number six: chica want god damn credit, dead it. You think a chica be paying you back, shit forget it.

I have loaned money to chicas / girls before. Collateralized by gold. I do not charge interest. I get paid back every time.

I want to help a chica / girl out then I just gift her the money. If she is not appreciate of my "gift" then she does not get anymore of them.

This is a prime example of why I do not "loan" money to chicks. I had never done it before because I learned from other people's mistakes. But I decided to go ahead and undertake this experiment myself with it being such a meager amount.