Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[ElMexicant]

These trip report nowadays be like me seeing visitors to Thailand taking pics of fruit carts and banana pancake stands. LOL.

I am reminded, even in my quick mentions of dormitory girls, recruiting Chulas, hostel chicks, gym girls, and popping balloons at Soapies, all seem above and beyond their grasp of comprehension.

Welcome to the Zona of Next Level Shit.

Please catch up because I'm sure by now 99.9% of posters know how to drink alcohol, buy alcohol, and play pretend VIP with strippers. LOL.

BTW: That's bad for the liver. Yellowing of eyes and skin is the tell tale. Sweet Samosas Scary. Thailand turning them all into banana bois.

[Oakie]

To the Ship Captain, WHWMF, AllOFnothing, UglyRajRajAzz man everyone else the identifies with the following statement because they don't have the flow to stack and a tiny penis (no matter what the color):

You can compensate for all of your deficiencies by simply generating a flow that you can stack that will allow you to be the International Trick of your dreams and hire the prostitutes that you like.

Just to set the record straight, I don't identify with your blanket statement "When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.".

I'm strictly a live and let live, to each his own believer.

What others do with their dicks and their hard earned money is their own business!

[Nyezhov]

To the Ship Captain, WHWMF, AllOFnothing, UglyRajRajAzz man everyone else the identifies with the following statement because they don't have the flow to stack and a tiny penis (no matter what the color):

You can compensate for all of your deficiencies by simply generating a flow that you can stack that will allow you to be the International Trick of your dreams and hire the prostitutes that you like.

To all of the internet doctors of psychobabble. Know this:

Notice again, the talk about penii, race, money, the insults towards others, the narcissitic word salad rants. Sad and pathetic, yet o so typical of the miileau this progeny of the "Great Society" that he grew up in.

[Explorer8939]

No I have not I am not saying it does not happen. I am saying the following:

No girl working in Gentleman's Club has ever complained to me about that

One the reasons why I might not have noticed it is that I have a One Dick Policy. That is I am only worried about what I am doing with my own dick. When I am in the Gentlemans club I am paying attention to the girls.

This Farang dam is not paying a damn bit of attention to what other Farangs are doing up in the club. Unless I notice that they are mean mugging me because I got two bottles on the table. Two hot girls next to me that are nearly naked and I am:

To each his own.

I try to treat the ladies as human beings, and not sex dolls, but that's just my style.

[Explorer8939]

When they stay outside while the customers are inside they're not sending a good message for the customers to come and pick them up.

Why don't they stay inside instead and at least pretend they are here to be picked up, or even better, try to communicate with the guys? They are deliberately making things complicated for the customers and then come and complain to you.

You make a good point.

I have seen people come into a bar, scan for ladies, see zero in the bar, and walk out, passing by a dozen ladies outside.

Having said that, I know zero about how to run a bar.

[Paolo99]

Same at Maggie Mays. The barstools can be filled with Farangs, while the booths are empty, and the ladies hanging out outside.

When they stay outside while the customers are inside they're not sending a good message for the customers to come and pick them up.

Why don't they stay inside instead and at least pretend they are here to be picked up, or even better, try to communicate with the guys? They are deliberately making things complicated for the customers and then come and complain to you.

[SubCmdr]

You've never been in a Gentlemen's Club where Farangs are sitting together talking and ignoring the Ladies?

No I have not I am not saying it does not happen. I am saying the following:

No girl working in Gentleman's Club has ever complained to me about that

One the reasons why I might not have noticed it is that I have a One Dick Policy. That is I am only worried about what I am doing with my own dick. When I am in the Gentlemans club I am paying attention to the girls.

This Farang dam is not paying a damn bit of attention to what other Farangs are doing up in the club. Unless I notice that they are mean mugging me because I got two bottles on the table. Two hot girls next to me that are nearly naked and I am:

[SubCmdr]

To the Ship Captain, WHWMF, AllOFnothing, UglyRajRajAzz man everyone else the identifies with the following statement because they don't have the flow to stack and a tiny penis (no matter what the color):

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

You can compensate for all of your deficiencies by simply generating a flow that you can stack that will allow you to be the International Trick of your dreams and hire the prostitutes that you like.

To all of the internet doctors of psychobabble. Know this:

Gonna tell ya somethin', put your mind in a swirl
God bless the next baby that comes in this world
The world's full of hate, discrimination and sin
People judgin' other people by the color of skin
I'll attack this matter in my own way
Man, I ain't no slave, I ain't bailin' no hay
Written a deposition, in any condition
Don't get in my way, 'cause I'm full of ambition
Im proud to be Black and I ain't takin no crap
I'm fresh out the pack and Im proud to be Black, so take that - Proud to be Black, RUN-DMC

[EverythingThai]

💪🐭 Witnessed a true legend at the temple of gains today. This guy moves like he’s been handpicked by the gods to reign over treadmills and triceps. Shades indoors, finger guns at mirrors, and lifting those pink dumbbells like they’re Excalibur.

The energy? Unmatched.
The self-confidence? Unshakable.
The vibe? Somewhere between a motivational poster and a DJ Khaled track.

Walking past us mere mortals with a swagger so extra, you’d think the gym floor was a red carpet. Ladies, beware, for this chosen one believes he’s a cosmic magnet. “Excuse me, ma’am, need a spot?” — a question and a proclamation all in one.

Made me think of this freestyle:

🎤 “Gym bag in hand, call me the king,
Muscles flexing, hear the weights sing.
Pink dumbbells, heavy on the grind,
Ladies lining up for the god of mankind.
Mirrors don’t lie, see the throne,
Crowned in the gym, but forever alone.”

All hail the bench-press prophet. 🚀

And to the observer reading between the lines: the win is in the reply. But then again, victories often go unnoticed, don’t they? 🕶️

[Paolo99]

The ladies who work at Gentlemen's Clubs all have the same complaint. Customers come in, and spend their time talking to each other. And don't talk to the ladies.

Why fly all the way to Thailand to talk to other Farangs?

Maybe because once they are in the club they realize all (or almost all) the women working in the club are looking like shit so the customers are not interrested in wasting time or money on them.

Next time, tell these ladies to put some efforts in losing some of weight, they might stop complaining to you.

[Explorer8939]

There is no way a certain individual posting here can tell me for a fact:

Exactly how do they know this? Jedi Mind Tricks or Vulcan Mind Melds?

This is pure male bovine excrement.

I have never heard that ever from any girls who work in Gentleman's Clubs. Might be because because when I am in one, I am talking to them, buying them Lady Drinks (20 per girl is my limit) and feeling them up like we are teenagers making out in the backseat.

You know: Ballin like MOTHER FUCKIN pro!

I have no need for Jedi Mind Tricks or Vulcan Mind Melds while drinking with girls in my room. Kinda defeats the entire purpose of going to the club in the first place.

You've never been in a Gentlemen's Club where Farangs are sitting together talking and ignoring the Ladies? Happens all the time.

And you often see customers hanging out with the manager and ignoring the ladies.

Catflaps in Pratumnak has a circular central bar area which is mostly filled with Farang customers, while the outlying booths may be empty, and the ladies sitting by the door. A very common sight.

Same at Maggie Mays. The barstools can be filled with Farangs, while the booths are empty, and the ladies hanging out outside.

[SubCmdr]

Anyone seen any posts by anyone like this lately?

Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personality Disorder) Dissociative identity disorder (DID) is a mental health condition where you have two or more separate personalities that control your behavior at different times. When personalities switch, you'll have gaps in your memory.

Multiple handles will do that to you. I will not list them to protect the privacy of the individual in question. I've decided not to reply to him directly anymore because I do not know which personality (ISG Handle) I am dealing with.

He needs to seek help!

And get glasses, if he would prefer to look at girls with clothes on than ones without. ROTFLMAO!.

[SubCmdr]

And I agree about Sub. He and EverythingThai give a lot of useful information.

Where does a poster like Allover (with his anemic 1067 posts) get the nerve up to talk about the posts of someone else when they never ever post a trip report. He got butt hurt because I got a complement and he didn't. Could not deal with the harsh reality that people think what he posts is worth male bovine excrement delivered by the truck load.

[UglyAzzMan]

The ladies who work at Gentlemen's Clubs all have the same complaint. Customers come in, and spend their time talking to each other. And don't talk to the ladies.

Why fly all the way to Thailand to talk to other Farangs?

But ladies won't talk for Free. See the issue.

[Nyezhov]

The same thought crossed my mind. The obvious member is Stub but I don't think he needs to be institutionalized. He just needs to go back to his old workplace for a lot more therapy sessions with his long legged, blonde ladyboy therapist.

MessBoy has always demonstrated personality issues since his annoying appearance on the USA message Boards. NewtonYork has problems too, but his are more equivalent to screaming out his own angst and self loathing as a cathartic event.

MessBoy, on the other hand, is so scared and frightened that he just lashes out in rage at everyone. He is like those feral teenagers that roam the streets of the hoods in America terrorizing people because they think all of society hates them, has held them back, and that's their payback. MessBoy has been a failure his entire life so rather than be honest about his own flaws, he terrorizes an entire community. After all, all are against him because he is black and he hates himself.