Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Nyezhov]

Stub has brought the tipping argument from the Jakarta to the Thai Rants forum in error. His maniacal raving about Poverty Mentality, flow, stack, and tipping should have been posted in the Jakarta Rants, not Thailand. Since his recent beatdown here by Oakie,* he made references to suing more than one poster and he seems to lash out at even more posters. Folks he's getting worse.

FYI Stub I am residing where I choose to be. I wouldn't want to be a full time resident of Pattaya. And my stack and flow are just fine. I don't need to build a flow or stack. I've easily got enough to go the distance.

* For those that don't know, Oakie is a well respected poster in the Dominican forums. He visited the Thailand threads, pissed in Stub's mouth, and returned to the DR..

Jakarta? Plus DR and Colombia and Pattaya? His hood rat thug rants are getting more and more insane and incoherent, I wonder if he is actually anywhere or is having a complete mental breakdown in Richmond, VA.

[SubCmdr]

Please don't quote the Ebonics dude, the internet gets stupider every time he posts. If nobody quotes him, he'll just rant to himself like one of his peeps outside a New York City subway station covered in filth and yowling at the moon.

This is rich coming from an old, fat, ugly, dumbass farang that cannot even dress himself properly.

I know you are very pleased to have yet another President Elect that looks like you. He promises to make your country great for you people again. But even he cannot take you back to the good old days that you long for:

In the U.S. Constitution, the Three-fifths Compromise is part of Article 1, Section 2, Clause 3:

Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.

[SubCmdr]

Where are you at right now Allover? I am in Pattaya, Thailand. I am using my stack. Putting my dick in the mouth, pussy and ass of Thai Girls. And filling them with splooge from my Big Black Dick!

If I had to guess your are somewhere in sex prison in (insert country of origin). Are you looking forward for your new president elect to make your country great for your people again? Have you already purchased a new white hoodie? Get that bad boy pressed and contact Nee-haw because he is coming back from Cambodia in order to celebrate with you.

Those Lotus Biscoff brand cookies are great. Very addictive. But you bought a lot of cookies I'm guessing at Villa Market.

Guess again?

You should find Villa Market for farang food after you get settled in.

Why would I do that? You are the reading my reports for information. I have been posted up in Pattaya for the last 20 months. So tell me how you figure you have more experience here than I do? You call me a newbie based on what? Your personal dislike of me? Or the superior attitude you developed because of what you look like in your country of origin?

Enjoy your new President!

[SubCmdr]

Stub has brought the tipping argument from the Jakarta to the Thai Rants forum in error.

Not an error an illustration of your idiocy yet again. Making statements as if they are factual when they are just your opinion.

Example

Since his recent beatdown here by Oakie,*
* For those that don't know, Oakie is a well respected poster in the Dominican forums. He visited the Thailand threads, pissed in Stub's mouth, and returned to the DR.
he made references to suing more than one poster and he seems to lash out at even more posters. Folks he's getting worse.

Nicely written but fictional story that happened in the mind of Allover only.

FYI Subcmdr (see note 1 below), I am residing where I choose to be.

I am happy that you enjoy living in your country of origin in Southern California. I know you are very happy to be in the United States of America. Your new president elect will soon be placed in office and begin to make your country great again for you people.

I wouldn't want to be a full time resident of Pattaya.

No, you only fly here in order to get laid because you cannot get laid in the country of your origin. Thailand is NOT a third world country as you have referred to it in the past. If you think that it only means that you have NOT actually ever been here.

FYI, I am not a full time resident of Pattaya. I am a resident of the world! I am not longer interested in living in my country of origin.

I am actually a political refugee from the United States of America. They gave a hit squad call the POLICE. Uniformed officials of the government authorized to kill people who look like me on sight. Efforts to learn Thai simply will not compare to what it takes to stay alive in the United States of America when you are being hunted by a death squad.

Where am I from Allover? Tell me the location that is listed in my passport issued by the government of my country of origin.

And my stack and flow are just fine. I don't need to build a flow or stack. I've easily got enough to go the distance.

Same Same me!

Ill bet Subcmdr See Note 1 has less money than anybody he is attacking in this forum and he left the USA and DR under bad circumstances. That even includes Oakie. For regular readers of the Thai forums that don't know, Oakie lives in the DR and had enough of Stub's bullying and bragging. Oakie came to this section, jizzed on Stub's face and returned to the DR forums where he lives

I suppose someone made this post in error.

Allover still has not filed a trip report in CockBang or Pattaya reports threads in many many months. In fact he has not filed a trip report about having sex with girls in any country thread in ISG.

I guess his hobby is trolling me and others. My hobby is putting my dick in the mouth, pussy and ass of Thai Girls and then posting about it.

Like I fucked my after hours Soi 6 girl this morning. I am not going to write it up because she is a regular and the sex was off the chain as usual. No drinking in the room. She like 808 style music that she puts on her phone. She fucking makes my BIG BLACK DICK so mother fucking hard I think am young man again. This girl plays with my pre-cum as she get me started putting it between her thumb and forefinger and seeing how far it will stretch before it the surface tension breaks

Note 1: I corrected the spelling error of my handle.

[SubCmdr]

Since his recent beatdown here by Oakie,* he made references to suing more than one poster

Since a beat down by anyone has never happened to me on ISG, I am starting to wonder about your mental health. Yes, The Ship Captain posted here by way of the internet. But I just ignored him. He realized that he was not going to get a audience for his International Trolling and you told him to get in the clown car that you drive and to write shotgun. LOL!

Oakie* pointed out that he got run out of the Dominican Republic

First lie by Allover.

*For those that don't know Oakie is a respected poster in the Dominican Republic section.

Second lie by Allover.

He briefly came to the Thai Rants section and pissed in Stub's mouth before returning back to the Dominican section.

Third lie by Allover.

I got run out of the Dominican Republic? When and under what conditions?

[Explorer8939]

How is loss of face possible?

But you say all Thai Girls have husbands and boyfriends that they give money to. If they find out their "boyfriend" fucks other ladies how does she lose face since she is fucking others also.

No, I do not understand Thai Girls as you describe them as they I do not have the same experience with them as you have. I also don't have any Jedi Mind Tricks or Vulcan Mind Melds to get the 100 percent truth out of them as you do.

You need to talk to the ladies more.

They will all tell you that fucking customers is their job. They won't tell you that their Thai boyfriend accepts it because he depends on their money, but that is reality.

As an example, if a bargirl fucked another Thai man, that would be the end of the world for their boyfriend. Big loss of face.

Having said that, not all bargirls have Thai men. Some older ladies can't afford one, so they have to do without. Some have Tomboys. Some younger ones are still in the process of finding a boyfriend, usually that takes a few trips to the karaoke bar, which is expensive.

In the bar, the ladies say "I no like Thai man" followed by "I like old man".

The latter is universal among bargirls:

https://youtu.be/GMFewiplIbw?feature=shared

[SubCmdr]

How is loss of face possible?

As a clue, it is a tremendous loss of face for a Thai lady if her "boyfriend" fucks other ladies.

But you say all Thai Girls have husbands and boyfriends that they give money to. If they find out their "boyfriend" fucks other ladies how does she lose face since she is fucking others also.

No, I do not understand Thai Girls as you describe them as they I do not have the same experience with them as you have. I also don't have any Jedi Mind Tricks or Vulcan Mind Melds to get the 100 percent truth out of them as you do.

You don't seem to understand Thai women. Most of what you call "non-pros" are actually ladies who happen not to be working bar at this moment in time, but have long careers working bar. As for them wanting "O's", they are very happy getting off when their Thai man drills them. What they want from an old guys is that he finishes quickly. Women are different from men. As for toys, what they really want is that you give them one so they can sell it to make some money to hand to their Thai man. It's best to just enjoy the fucking and not to think you are doing them a big favor.

Sorry, your ex-bargirl is different.

Your posts about common experiences in Pattaya are a bit comical, since you act as if they are special.

Even "civvie" women in Pattaya often go with customers, either by working a shift on Beach Road or just nabbing a customer at their shop. One reason why Pattaya is monger heaven.

If you consider Pattaya ladies to be the equivalent of robot fuckers, then it doesn't matter if they have boyfriends or husbands. And if all you are interested in is a quick fuck, then of course the lady isn't going to talk to you about anything significant.

But my style is different, I drink with the ladies, and have done so for years with some of them. They know I am not trying to be their boyfriend, and many of them have personal problems that they want to share, usually with the other ladies, but sometimes with me.

The licking the pussy thing is to warm them up so the sex isn't so mechanical. Some of them claim their Thai boyfriend never does it. Since every lady wants it done differently, I try to remember what a lady wants, although there are so many, it's not easy to remember. Many ladies cooperate by pushing my head down when they want it harder.

The reason I talk about their boyfriends is because of the newbies who come to Pattaya and fall in love in the first few days. Maybe a third of the ladies in my rotation have some Farang who loves them, and sends money from home. Which helps the lady afford her Thai man, since they are expensive in Pattaya.

It is technically possible that none of your barfines have Thai boyfriends or husbands, but that would mean you're a fugitive from the law of averages. Given that you frequent GCs and Beach Road where most ladies live with Thai men, it's not likely that you are banging single women. Especially if you are barfining from GCs where I know the ladies.

Sometimes, a lady will come for drinks at my condo who is in mourning over some fight with her boyfriend, with the intent of drinking herself into oblivion.

One lady hit me up yesterday for such a session, but I'm not in Pattaya right now. She has a Thai husband who has a mia noi or two, and sometimes she gets sad about it. When she comes to drink, she gets to the point where she is open to doing anything.

The problem is her Thai husband works for the police.

Ladies who work in Gentlemen's Clubs, Go-gos, Walking Street etc are all bargirls.

Beach Road freelancers often have Thai husbands. They will work a regular day job, hit BR until they get a customer, do a quickie and head home to see hubbie. There are lots of other women with different lifestyles on Beach Road, however.

Ladies who work GCs mostly get Thai boyfriends after they have been working for a few months. There's a transition period where they hit Host bars after their bar closes. I don't think a night passes at a GC where one of the ladies doesn't organize a group to go to a Host bar.

During High Season, many ladies have enough money to settle down with a man from a Host bar. Depending on her level of finances, he may stop work. If he doesn't, their schedules will conflict, and she won't see him much unless she sits in his bar after her work.

Of course, not every bargirl (or Go-go dancer) goes with a guy from a Host bar. The Thai men who work maintenance on the bars often hook up with the ladies. Because these guys work daytime, their bargirl doesn't want to stay out too late with customers. If they promise Long Time, they will try to leave after a quick fuck. One technique they use to leave is the Key Trick, which I have written about before.

You know bargirls that talk to you about their problems with their boyfriends and husbands?

I know quite a few bargirls very well, I get their *real* Facebook that they share with friends and family, as well.

I don't why I limited my statement to bargirls under 40, those over 40 have secret lives they don't share with customers. Or Farang customer boyfriends. One lady I know constantly lies to me unless she is drunk, then she spills her guts. So, officially she has no boyfriends, but when she is drunk, she has 2, and is looking to score a third, a young Thai boy.

If a bargirl has a real Farang boyfriend, I won't fuck her.

If she has a Thai boyfriend or husband, I don't care, he gets a cut from her work.

There are some Thai ladies who are only allowed by their Thai boyfriend to go Long Time with me (no idea why, except I am "customer before" There is one whose boyfriend checks my Facebook to make sure I am in Pattaya when she says she is going with me. So, if she goes LT with someone else, she tells me not to post on FB.

The main reason I mention the inevitable Thai boyfriend is to alert Lonely Guys that their new bargirl soul mate may have a Thai boyfriend, so be careful, maybe she doesn't really luv you.

You are referring to the ladies who come to my condo to drink. Very few get to the point of throwing up, most are in bed by that time.

But yes, once they have had a few drinks, they spill the beans. There are some who complain about their customers, but some others complain about their Thai boyfriends. If they have a real Farang boyfriend, I won't fuck them, but if it's a sponsor, no problem.

For me, 2000 baht for Long Time is a great deal. The ladies seem happy, at least during Low Season, as they all want to come back.

Your own words have backed you into a corner. I look forward to reading the male bovine excrement that you will spew from your keyboard in an attempt to blind everyone to your inconsistencies.

[Allover]

Is this what you consider.

Is it about tipping or your personal dislike of The Cmdr?

Is the issue about 1. Tipping, 2. The United States of America or 3. Your personal dislike of me.

Number 3

The last refuge of the intellectually bankrupt is the Ad Hominem attack. It is a logical fallacy so obvious I do not have to address it.

I will put my intellectually ability and educational background up against any of the dumb ass broke (cause they are too lazy to put in the work to create a flow and build a stack) International Tricks that be posting with their Poverty Mentalities.

As a reminder a poverty mentality consists of an attitude where a individual is focused on the activities of others instead of their own. In this case it is displayed here:

Let's start with no one this Earth (other than your children and your bitches) need permission from you to spend their own money. If the previous statement you made help you feel better or more superior to me then I am glad to have been of service to help with your mental health condition.

I do not need to work]. Do you?

My flow is good and my stack is large enough to fund all of the International Trickin activities I wish to engage in. Just so happens when I am working on my projects that generate appreciation of my assets or income (and I have dead time), I write these posts. Because of this you are hating my man? What the fuck are you doing?.

Stub has brought the tipping argument from the Jakarta to the Thai Rants forum in error. His maniacal raving about Poverty Mentality, flow, stack, and tipping should have been posted in the Jakarta Rants, not Thailand. Since his recent beatdown here by Oakie,* he made references to suing more than one poster and he seems to lash out at even more posters. Folks he's getting worse.

FYI Stub I am residing where I choose to be. I wouldn't want to be a full time resident of Pattaya. And my stack and flow are just fine. I don't need to build a flow or stack. I've easily got enough to go the distance.

* For those that don't know, Oakie is a well respected poster in the Dominican forums. He visited the Thailand threads, pissed in Stub's mouth, and returned to the DR.

Tt.

[SubCmdr]

For those of you that enjoy watching a bully getting an assbloodying feel free to check the Jakarta Rants, Stupid Shit Section. Stub is attacking everyone but getting a beatdown like he does here. He is insulting other posters, talking about international tricks, putting words in bold print, talking about his dick, replying to his own posts, etc. Yes, he has infected another country thread. Don't bother checking the Jakarta Reports section. He has not posted a trip report.

His interest in Jakarta indicates to me that this may be his next move after deportation from Thailand. Oakie* pointed out that he got run out of the Dominican Republic so I doubt he can go back there. I doubt he'll go back to Richmond. He's all yours Jakarta.

*For those that don't know Oakie is a respected poster in the Dominican Republic section. He briefly came to the Thai Rants section and pissed in Stub's mouth before returning back to the Dominican section.

Is this what you consider.

Is it about tipping or your personal dislike of The Cmdr?

Is the issue about 1. Tipping, 2. The United States of America or 3. Your personal dislike of me.

Number 3

The last refuge of the intellectually bankrupt is the Ad Hominem attack. It is a logical fallacy so obvious I do not have to address it.

LOL! You make a 10 year old look intelligent and worldy. It most likely is the case that you, SubCmdr, are a 10 year old in an "man's" body. I'd say grow up man if it weren't futile.

I will put my intellectually ability and educational background up against any of the dumb ass broke (cause they are too lazy to put in the work to create a flow and build a stack) International Tricks that be posting with their Poverty Mentalities.

As a reminder a poverty mentality consists of an attitude where a individual is focused on the activities of others instead of their own. In this case it is displayed here:

You can do what you want and flash your money around trying to make up for your inadequacies in other ways as much as you want

Let's start with no one this Earth (other than your children and your bitches) need permission from you to spend their own money. If the previous statement you made help you feel better or more superior to me then I am glad to have been of service to help with your mental health condition.

I do not need to work]. Do you?

My flow is good and my stack is large enough to fund all of the International Trickin activities I wish to engage in. Just so happens when I am working on my projects that generate appreciation of my assets or income (and I have dead time), I write these posts. Because of this you are hating my man? What the fuck are you doing?

Number 2

So I won the birth lottery. I had nothing to do with creating the current geopolitical status of my country of origin. If you don't like those from my country of origin that is a very personal problem that has nothing to do with me.

You have a serious issue because you are International Player Hater when you shouldn't the player you should hate the game. I was given opportunity. I took advantage of those opportunities during a lifetime of wage slavery on the government / corporate plantations in my country of origin. I managed to learn just enough about the system to now be able to take of myself, my loved ones and my liked ones. That is my purpose. Not posting here or flying around the world to fuck bitches because I cannot get any pussy in my country of origin like many of my fellow International Tricks.

Number 1

But that does not change the fact that you should not be applauded for making tipping a default rather than something for superior service / incentive for good service.

I do not give a fuck about what you think about the culture of Tipping. If you don't want to to tip, all you have to do is reach down into your pants and check that you have a pair and then tell the person requesting a tip: No! That is called being a man!

I tip based on the quality of service I receive especially at places I frequent on a regular basis. In my opinion, everyone can do what they choose to do. Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!

My tipping in those circumstances yield results for me far beyond the minor amounts that the tips. Yields that those with Poverty Mentalities will never understand.

Just one example: A restaurant in the building I live is the same as having a personal chef and a staff to serve me. When I make a new order the Chef will come to my table and go over all of the ingredient in the new dish (something very important for a person with food allergies) along with how the dish will be prepared. There is not a culture of tipping where I am. I am always pleasantly received and well remembered because of my pleasant personality (and my tips).

The amounts some consider to be a waste or that I throw around are insignificant to me. But 50 - 100 THB can buy a person two lunches here. Worry about your own flow and build your own stack and I'll do the same for mine and spend it how I like. Work on your Poverty Mentality and learn how to be a producer not a consumer.

Balling like Gent Club Pro

1000 THB for BBFS / CIP or CFS / BBBJ CIM is the same a free in my opinion.

I dont need to fly business class to Asia Just like others don't need to buy bottle in the club. But you don't see me talking shit to anyone else up in here about putting their old, ugly, fat Farang ass in a business class seat now do you?

[Newton York]

I'd give anything to be in Bangkok now. Honestly though. Bunch of you are cheaters by having companies that pay for your stay in Thailand while you pretend to work. I want to know if there's any of you out there that did it the respectable way. By working for it yourself. Are you retired in Thailand, and living the good sex life because you earned it? Or cause you gamed the system? Ain't right folks. Ain't right. You 1 percenters are what's wrong with this world.

But then again, considering how most of you are as old as I am, maybe even older, maybe you dudes did do things the right way. Saved up cash and by retirement cashed most of it out to retire in Thailand, and fuck hot chicks every day. That's how it's supposed to be. That's how it's actually supposed to be.

None of these crypto bros, passport bros, digital nomad youtuber types fucking shit up and causing nonsense while gaming the system. It ain't right. Believe you me, I know better than most how unfair life can be, but by Beelzebub's ballsack, what's it going to take for me to get a taste? Where's my cut of the vig? I busted my ass for decades. Where's my cut eh? Fucking life.

[SubCmdr]

You quoted me from 2018. I've never searched that far back.

ISG Search Function, Enter Allover as the poster: Business Class as the keyword. Pulling the results took 3. 63 seconds.

Starting from 11/23/18 you have three mentions of Business Class in the Thailand threads. I have been posted up on Thailand continuously for 19 months. That is 570 RONs. You need to have spent 57 nights in Thailand over the last 10 years to match my numbers.

Now mother fuck, put your numbers up or STFU! Oh that was nasty!

I go hard in the mother fucking paint ya *****!

This is the age of the internet. As your friend Oakie (the person you respect more than all others) likes to say it never forgets. Besides you made a claim of being around longer than I have. I proved it for ya.

You counted my posts per page. You need either a part-time job

I do not need to work. My flow is good and my stack is large enough to fund all of the International Trickin activities I wish to engage in. Just so happens when I am working on my projects here that generate assets appreciation or income, I write these posts. What the fuck ar you doing?

or to get a hobby.

My hobby is putting my Big Black Dick into mouth, pussy and ass of Thai girls. What is your?

I happen to know that when you look up someones posting history, ISG organizes it into groups of 25 a page. I quick scan of the first page of your posts showed you are only replying to me. I know this because it is an easy way to count my monthly posts. 2025 goal is to exceed 200 posts a month. That will put me over 6000 posts by the time 2025 closes.

Your insults do not change the fact that I am in Thailand actually having sex with girls and filling reports on it, while you are beating off in Southern California while waiting to board your next business class flight.

Maybe try eating some pussy instead of being a pussy.

Well, I cannot take your advice. Because they say you are what you eat. Since you are a big dick we know what your diet consists of. LOL!

You either dont read very carefully or your memory is going:

SubCmdr is not a big fan of licking pussy.

If you come at me, come strong or dont come at all. I own the lane!

[SubCmdr]

Soi 6

Short Time 1000.

Most Gentlemans Clubs

Short Time 1000.

Blow Job Clubs

BBBJCIM 500; Short Time 1000.

Famous Mega Poster (Worldwide)

Short Time 1000; Long Time 1200.

So why are you singling me out Old, Ugly, Fat, Dumb, Azz, Man for ridicule on pricing and attractiveness of the prostitutes I hire?

Are you this Dumb. Everyone knows your price range is bottom of the Barrel. Read when others ask how much. No one says Baseline is 1,000.
PROBABLY not the last time I say this. Show me a SUB girl I'll bet it's Ugly. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Do you actually get buck nekkid with girls, because I have not read a single report written by you where you actually said you had sex with a girl.

Only a Dumb Butt is looking for Service. I still don't get how one can judge service without getting buck nekkid.

Is it because you are worried about how much others spend on activities unrelated to having sex with girls in Pattaya? Or you simply lack of a stack and therefore you are actually I internet sock posting from the basement of of your country of origin? Or is it that you cannot find a girl that you find attractive at your price point? Or each trip you make to Pattaya once you blow your wad the first time, you have also blown your budget and you are embarrassed to report that detail to us?

In all seriousness it's kind of Stupid to buy Biscuit fir $18. Think of all the poor BBCs in Afreeka. Come on bro. Think of others for once.

Your time; Your money; Your tiny dick; Your call! Spend your money however you like UglyAzzMan, but STFU about how I spend mind until you post a report about having sex with a girl you lame punk ass *****!

[Allover]

Click the view forum posts for Allover. 25 posts on the first page and nineteen (19) of them responding to me in the Rants sections and two (2) more passive aggressive girly man responses in the the Pattaya Reports passively / agressively dragging our current interactions there in order for him to gain a wider audience.

This man has not posted a single thing about having sex in Thailand for months!

You quoted me from 2018. I've never searched that far back. You counted my posts per page. You need either a part-time job or to get a hobby. Maybe try eating some pussy instead of being a pussy.

Swish

[SubCmdr]

Says the chump with more than 4,000 posts on here which means he has no life at all. I have a right to defend myself from idiots like you, son. But you're not worth the bother. Blocking and reporting you now. Enjoy your chlamydia.

Did the ignore function fail to work for you?

It's not up to you to decide what the rules of this forum are or what info needs to be in a report. Get over yourself, boy.

Boy: It can also be used to address a male in a condescending or dismissive manner, similar to "kid" or "dude." Additionally, "boy" can be a term used to assert dominance or to express frustration or annoyance towards someone, regardless of their gender.

You are right. The Administrator decided the rules. That is why so many of your posts are deleted for being argumentative. The most recent in the Pattaya Reports thread this month.

You self reported that you will be in the BKK in February:

Strange. I bought a Thai sim card and installed Line on it more than a year ago and it still works more than a year later here in the US. Plan to re-up the sim plan and resume using it when I hit the ground in BKK again in February.

Are you actually going to file a report about having sex with girls in Thailand this time you old, fat, ugly, Farang who dresses poorly?

Now I will admit I do not know you personally. But the 19 months I have been posted up in here the uglies, nastiest, most foul in mouth and attitude, poorly dressed Frarngs that I have encountered here are from my country of origin. Those mother fucks often wear white hoodies and call grown men boy also. You now join the ranks of posters here that do that: Allover, WHWMF and the Ship Captain. One more member and you guys are going to have to buy a SUV in order to have enough room in your clown car.

You see I may not be able to set the rules, but I can read the purpose of the forum as outlined by the Administrator in the Frequently Asked Questions section of this forum. So, review it as your posting history does not reveal a report that you have made about having sex with a girl anywhere in the world in the last 25 posts you have written that have not been deleted for being argumentative.

Let me add that most Farangs from my country of origin are also dumb as fuck!

[Newton York]

I was just about to rev up some porn sites and get to jerking off, my usual is japanese porn, but I'm always partial to the classics like Bree Olson, Sunny Lane, Natasha Nice and so on. But then I realized, fuck, I'm tired. It's been such a long day at work. And did you guys read about the congestion pricing here? By Beelzebub's balls.

I'm too tired to jerk off! I can't believe it's come this. I am so OLD!

Why can't they fire me already, or force me to quit. Soon, very soon, word is it's going to be February when shit hits the fan at the office. Then by Lucifers fiery ballsack, I can be in Bangkok by March. Fucking March baby! Yeah! I'm going to fuck till I'm dead!

You guys have no idea how lucky you are to be there in Thailand. How can you not know this? How can you not realize this? Does it mean that whenever anybody is in paradise for too long they become jaded? I refuse to believe that. It's not possible. I've known paradise when I was in Thailand and no way in Hell I will ever get tired of it.

See, this is how you rant. You just type shit out here, don't care if no one reads, and don't attack anybody else. Let's all be nice, people. No hate required here, believe me, I hate myself plenty. Wishing I was dead everyday.