Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

In my opinion, pussy not worth 3000 THB short time. Long Time yes!

Full Stop!

[SubCmdr]

OK, if any of the elite old timers here have a disagreement with the following rules of life, please let me know.

The Cmdr disagrees with you

Rule 1 Thailand is chock full of places and areas where you can meet live girls who will fuck you for money.

Sometimes I don't feel like running the entertainment venue gauntlet. Although having the availability is certainly nice.

Get out there, they arent photoshopped or fake and you can pick the one you want.

This statement is inaccurate. There is a report that says in a certain venue you must buy 4 Lady Drinks before you can bar fine. 195 * 4 = 780 THB. Some girls on Soi 6 only work for drinks. You may want her, but she is not going to do Short Time; Long Time or Bar Fine with you.

As will all universal rules there are exceptions and in this instant it is no different. Not every girl you see in a entertainment venue is available to you. I choose the girls that choose me This also explains why I rarely have a bad experience with a Thai Girl in Pattaya, Thailand.

Rule 2 Unless you actually live in Thailand (by that I mean someone who is there for at least 6 months a year) and know how the country works, TF, Fiw Fans and other internet resources are a waste of time.
See Rule 1.

Completely disagree. I have any number of friends that visit and use Thai Friendly successfully. Back when you were calling me Tourist I was using Thai Friendly successfully.

Rule 3 If you are so broke ass that you need to haggle over $30, stay home.

Serious violation of man law. You cannot tell another man how to spend his hard earned money. Now, if someone cannot afford to pay for the International Trickin activities that he likes then yes he needs to build his flow so he can create a stack that allows him to do so. But telling another grown man that he shouldn't want to save 30 USD is irresponsible on your part. That is an entire different encounter for me with a girl that is going to appreciate my 1000 THB when depart ways with each other.

How you like me now?

[D Cups]

Ah, the ugly smell of schadenfreude. As welcome as a fart in an elevator.

You, a prince amongst mushrooms, can call out all you want in the forest, but nothing has yet happened. If you arrive today, you will still get 60 days. If you arrive next week, you will also get 60 days.

It will be reduced to 30 soon, but exactly when that happens none us pesants know, and there will be a 15 days delay from when the new rule is announced till it takes effect. By all accounts, no change is planned for the 30 day extension you have always been able to apply for, and which has never been automatic.

Glad I am in PI with the Special Retirement Resident Visa. No need to do any of that bullshit. Got to hotbody live -in 26 year old so I have basically retired from the scene. Did enjoy some of Beach Road girls, tho.

[Werqweq]

Just going to leave it here. The 60 days Free visa has been reduced to 30 days and its automatic renewal canceled. You now need to justify why you want to stay longer. Thailand finally did what needed to be done, and I'm all for it. Always rooting for the countries that want to protect their legacies and image. I myself Called out the attitude and behavior of western foreigners overseas on this forum and based off what I saw when I go there,. LOL. Now governments are reacting.

Lets go Thailand, lets go Colombia,. Next stop Parque Lleras- Medellin. #All money ain't good money#.

Ah, the ugly smell of schadenfreude. As welcome as a fart in an elevator.

You, a prince amongst mushrooms, can call out all you want in the forest, but nothing has yet happened. If you arrive today, you will still get 60 days. If you arrive next week, you will also get 60 days.

It will be reduced to 30 soon, but exactly when that happens none us pesants know, and there will be a 15 days delay from when the new rule is announced till it takes effect. By all accounts, no change is planned for the 30 day extension you have always been able to apply for, and which has never been automatic.

[SubCmdr]

SubCmdr is in Pattaya. If you aren't in Pattaya but are posting about Pattaya constantly, you need to find a way to get here. The ladies are very lonely now.

Yes, I am in Pattaya. Been here more than a minute. Only those engaged in self delusion think otherwise (that I am not in Pattaya or if I am in Pattaya I am not fucking).

ROTFLMAO!

But when a individual is intellectually bankrupt that is when the lies and personal attacks start. I have no plans to show up to court with them. These are also the same individuals that are not posting ANY information whatsoever about Pattaya or Thailand in general that is recent and accurate.

Two names come to mind. One speaks French the other is a half a world a way and has not been to Thailand for quite a while. But both are experts as producing male bovine excrement from their keyboards on a regular basis. Both are obsessed with me often spending the majority of their time responding to my posts as opposed to posting about experiences about actually have sex with Thai Girls.

[SubCmdr]

Most guys who frequent Thailand are considered to have bigger penises than most Thai men. Thus every man in Thailand have a big dick but when you return to some where like Europe or America your dick is considered small.

You know this how? Because you are focus on male genitalia. Are you heterosexual?

It was plenty of times my dick couldn't even fit in a Thai woman pussy. I'm pretty sure you never had that experience.

Well considering I wrote about a similar experience either you cannot read or your simply refuse to leave your the world of self delusion that you built.

You ain't fucking shit over there in Thailand, you might probably be jacking off to some downloaded photos off Thai Friendly and that's it.

Based on knowledge gained how?

Especially since you have never been to Thailand

You don't post about poor services because of your Trump deranged ego syndrome. However, I'm pretty sure you receive shitty services all the time. Keep looking whiz kid my post is there.

I don't have to post about bad service because I don't get any. Because I just have one objective:

My objective is to nut!

I wonder what MwenByen's problem is with me. You see I have a One dick rule. That is the only dick I am concerned about is my own. As you can see from his posts above he is focused on mine and that of all other men posting on this site.

The likelyhood is that because of this obsession with the dicks of others he receives bad service from prostitutes that he hires is because they can tell he is not into them.

[MwenByen]

Most guys who frequent Thailand are considered to have bigger penises than most Thai men. Thus every man in Thailand have a big dick but when you return to some where like Europe or America your dick is considered small. It was plenty of times my dick couldn't even fit in a Thai woman pussy. I'm pretty sure you never had that experience.

Aren't you contradicting yourself my man? You said everybody in Thailand has a big dick. Then you turn around a say I don't. Care to expand on this?

ROTFLMAO!

[MwenByen]

You don't post about poor services because of your Trump deranged ego syndrome. However, I'm pretty sure you receive shitty services all the time. Keep looking whiz kid my post is there.

Always find it curious how individuals who claim to be heterosexual are the first to start flinging the accusations that someone else is not.

Here is what I am NOT doing: I am not posting about poor service I receive from prostitutes all over the fucking world. That says more about the individual that is posting than the prostitutes themselves.

[MwenByen]

You ain't fucking shit over there in Thailand, you might probably be jacking off to some downloaded photos off Thai Friendly and that's it.

Nah, bro! Once again you are displaying your lack of knowledge when it comes to Thailand TODAY!

Still looking for your most recent post about having sex with a girl in Thailand

The reason I don't get rushed when they do take my BIG BLACK DICK in Thailand or any other country in the world because I KNOW how to fuck. I don't just pound away. I take it slow and let them get used to it. Then they start to enjoy it. AND they tell me about it.

Sex Talk while in an encounter with a Soi 6 bar giel this week:.

[Explorer8939]

SubCmdr is in Pattaya.

If you aren't in Pattaya but are posting about Pattaya constantly, you need to find a way to get here. The ladies are very lonely now.

[SubCmdr]

Aren't you in the Strait of Hormuz, Subcmdr? You and your big dick?

Interesting question.

If you never been rushed before in Thailand that means you don't have a big dick then.

At least these individuals know they are posting in the right section. Two individuals who claim to heterosexual are focused on my dick. Does anyone else think this is odd?

Have either of them posted about fucking a girl in Thailand lately?

ROTFLMAO!

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Aren't you in the Strait of Hormuz, subcmdr? You and your big dick?

Nah, bro! Once again you are displaying your lack of knowledge when it comes to Thailand TODAY!

Still looking for your most recent post about having sex with a girl in Thailand

The reason I don't get rushed when they do take my BIG BLACK DICK in Thailand or any other country in the world because I KNOW how to fuck. I don't just pound away. I take it slow and let them get used to it. Then they start to enjoy it. AND they tell me about it.

Sex Talk while in an encounter with a Soi 6 bar giel this week:

Me: You like that Black Dick?

Her: Yeah, fuck me with it!

Me: Take it!

Her: Feels good!

Stick with what you know about. Problems with girls in Latin American countries like the Dominican Republic. Because you really don't know jack about Thailand or ME.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Always find it curious how individuals who claim to be heterosexual are the first to start flinging the accusations that someone else is not.

\You got one hella of a overactive imagination. You're not fucking women in Thailand you're just enjoying the beaches, restaurants and katoey massages.

Here is what I am NOT doing: I am not posting about poor service I receive from prostitutes all over the fucking world. That says more about the individual that is posting than the prostitutes themselves.

[SubCmdr]

If you never been rushed before in Thailand that means you don't have a big dick then.

Nah, bro! Once again you are displaying your lack of knowledge when it comes to Thailand TODAY!

Still looking for your most recent post about having sex with a girl in Thailand

The reason I don't get rushed when they do take my BIG BLACK DICK in Thailand or any other country in the world because I KNOW how to fuck. I don't just pound away. I take it slow and let them get used to it. Then they start to enjoy it. AND they tell me about it.

Sex Talk while in an encounter with a Soi 6 bar giel this week:

Me: You like that Black Dick?

Her: Yeah, fuck me with it!

Me: Take it!

Her: Feels good!

Stick with what you know about. Problems with girls in Latin American countries like the Dominican Republic. Because you really don't know jack about Thailand or ME.

ROTFLMAO!

[MwenByen]

Again sir you told on yourself way too many times. You got one hella of a overactive imagination. You're not fucking women in Thailand you're just enjoying the beaches, restaurants and katoey massages.

Below you will find a such an individual.

Funny, I've had girls off of Thai Friendly show up and refuse to take my BIG BLACK DICK. I gave them 1000 baht to suck and let me finish in their mouth or on their breasts so the trip and time wasn't wasted for either of us.

When was the last time you were actually in Thailand? I missed your last trip report.