Bangkok Reports

[PgReal]

Hi,

I find a lot of the newer Massage places try to get you off too quickly and in particular a lot of the younger girls are wham bam, whack you to bits to make you finish types with no technique.

If you are into a nice slow teasing edging experience, I have to give a shout out to Analisa on Soi 6. An oldie but still one of the best for this type of experience.

Got a one hour, naked B2B which mainly concentrated on testicle, penis and prostrate. Also it was on a milking table, so the jewels could hang out nice and free and got attention from the start by the girl. It was 2,000 baht.

I would definitely say the girls in Analisa are not lookers. They are not that good looking at all to be frank and every time I have been over the years I see guys walking out after getting a line up. But they know their job well and they have great technique.

Tease and denial is one of those experiences where you should just like back, close your eyes and enjoy anyway.

[OlgaVaz]

Maybe Butterflies? That's the only bar with a foam bath I can think of, besides Geisha, Billboard, and Mandarin.

Thanks. Will check it out next week.

[11Bravo]

Agreed, MTW is an institution that yes, I do fly halfway around the world to visit. For the newbies, after reading here, best to confirm the prices on entry as you're sitting at the bar, just to make sure everyone is on the same page. Never had a problem with the heavyset boss. The older Grannie has, IME, been known to "forget" the agreed upon prices, but a simple mention resulted in a correction.

My "path" for finding my way back is to walk down Patpong 2 away from Silom (and the BTS, MRT), past Foodland, and then to the LAST stairs up on your right just before you get to Surawong, the far main road. MTW is just to the right at the top of the stairs.

Fun place, and the fans aren't the only things blowin'.

[Mari1256]

I completely agree with you. Meet the World should never disappear, although it may not be always very lively. I always have a great time there, and the mamasans always give me nice welcome; but if you are a newcomer, it is certainly a good idea to watch your bin. They can be tempted. The young one is Beauty, nice but not really my type. Yaya will never let me escape, and one of the mamasans will often come to her help!

[PgReal]

For those of you reminiscing about the old charm of MTW in Patpong, just to let you know it's going strong and probably it's strongest for a while! While I as there (early afternoon) there was two knocks on the door plus someone on the phone trying to come.

Either it was a slow day up until then or I got lucky, but the scrum consisted of four able and willing ladies today, all getting fully and equally involved although the older one is still obviously the boss who directs the team somewhat. Two of the girls I hadn't seen before but the youngest who I met last year has definitely come out of her shell if you know what I mean. They aren't stunners if that is what you are after but after several quick beers they are all do'able especially while escaping from the hot sun outside. There was two bar ladies there today as well.

They are opening from 11 am these days by the way.

They were generous with their time as well, they kept sucking away long after I had shot my lot and finished for the afternoon!

All the reports over the years (and my own experience) is that they don't rip you off, but I'd still suggest to keep an eye on the tab at least in the back of your head, there was definitely an extra round added there somewhere, but at the same time you don't really begrudge them as long as it doesn't get out of hand. Sign of the times I suppose. It's one of those unique places that you'd hate to see go under. 200 baht per lady drink currently, 1,000 for BJ, 1,500 for FS (you can obviously ask for extra participants, 500 extra pp).

If you are a first timer, just remember the golden rule to make sure you get a good time, buy everyone who is in the bar a drink.

Patpong itself was looking very tired and old.

[Chicharito99]

Red Fern is a BJ Bar with FS standard, always get two girls (3900 incl your drink). Unique in that you choose from the line up and that girl chooses her partner. I went there first time.

When you are introduced to Fern the owner she lays out the rules. You also see a yellow line on the ground dividing the two couches. The girls that line up to the right will do anal (A+). The girl that got my initial drink was okay attractive but too thin and pale for me. So I asked for a line-up. I chose "Thove" or the closest I can come to pronouncing her name. She was on the A+ side and a real smoke-show. She is the Thai equivalent of Jamie Chung at her peak (Sucker Punch) but more toned (she used to do competitive muay thai). The unfortunate thing is, she chose the girl who had no business being there at all. Think "Marla Hooch" from "A League of Their Own". I was almost going to take the 2000 thb premium hit to choose my own but decided to play by the rules my first time. "Marla" (not her name- which was unpronounceable by me) took me to the shower and cleaned me off while Thove did her own cleaning. The room is large and had good lighting. In the room I was still regretting the decision not to switch when I saw Marla body. At least when she started with the BJ, I just saw her backside and plump ass as we laid on the bed. Then when Thove came in, it was worth it. The double BJ was very good with both taking turns and at the same time. Condom on and Marla hopped on first while Thove stood over me while I lapped her pussy. Marla knew who was the star of the show and switch condoms to help me insert into Thove. I fucked her hard for the rest of the 90 minutes. Used my hands, fingers and mouth on Marla as well and she was happy to move into a good position whenever I wanted to pound Thove differently. Marla help guide my cock in Thove's anal, and I twisted and pounded her in every which way and after a bit I had to take a break. We watched some Youtube music videos and went back at it again when I exploded in a 69 position with Thove and with Marla rimming me from below. Thove's incredible body, skin tone and tiny red pussy is etched into my memory. Tipped and got on my way after a long time (past 90 min).

A 3-some would only be worth it for me if you didn't have to swap the condom, I never go BB, don't DATY and A+ is not really my thing, so doing two ladies one after the other because you have to change the condom is no different from doing just one, would be nice if they trusted each other enough to allow you switch between them severally without the condom change, too much of a buzzkill.

[YetAnotherGuy]

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Regarding Thermae. I did notice as the only westerner, tall and handsome (ish) and young (ish) and well dressed, I didn't get the looks I'm used to in the Philippines. That is the case in most of the bars here. I think this city and the mentality are so transactional, and additionally there are lots of attractive tourists, both men and women, that the girls care much less than what I'm used to.
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Great report. I wonder if what you're noticing is a difference between Thai and Philippine culture. Thai culture is rather conservative, reserved, and 'proper', particularly female culture. One doesn't see Thai women giving looks to men in general. Just a thought.

[Mogwai]

Bangkok has always been my haven, for the variety and safety. I for one don't like the bar scene, never barfined before, but find that the massage venues and streets are more my speed, and I can walk into a venue at 1 am, or walk the streets at 3 am without fear of getting scoped or robbed. Does Angeles city offer the same kind of options and variety?

How about going to and reading the right forum? http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...2-Angeles-City

The short answer is: no. The long answer you can read over there.

[YetAnotherGuy]

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I was trying to find this foam bath one that I visited before but can't remember the name.
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Maybe Butterflies? That's the only bar with a foam bath I can think of, besides Geisha, Billboard, and Mandarin.

[FuriousGeorge]

Angeles city is undoubtedly a shithole, but it's my shithole. And, you can still get a nice hotel and eat at nice restaurants if you want. The girls are generally hotter in Thailand. But if you operate in the top 10%, we're talking about similar quality. I'm in Pattaya now and I can't believe how hot some of these girls are in the bars on walking street. The barfine experience is a thousand times better in AC. Yeah there will be some fatties on stage, but pick one of the stars to sit with you. Your lady drink is half the price that it is in BKK, and it's a normal sized glass, and the girl is so happy to be sitting down with you, she will pace her drinking alongside yours. You can legitimately speak English to the girl, charm her, make her feel like she's your girlfriend. Check the vibe, actually communicate what you like verbally rather than over a translator. Then you walk 5 minutes to your hotel and have some great bareback sex (pretty much always the default. I've never had to negotiate beforehand).

I am very much enjoying my time in Thailand. If I lived here I would mainly take advantage of the BJ bars and nuru massage places (AC really lacks quality versions of these), Thai Friendly, and Tinder. I would probably rarely if ever barfine. It's also nice how easy it would be to remain fairly anonymous in BKK. In AC you become known fairly quickly which can be good or bad. But you can also extend to the friends-and-family-plan and you have an endless supply of value. Your dollar goes a lot further in almost every regard. My haircut guy is fantastic. 150 pesos. I'm a baller so I give him 200.

You are very safe in AC. Yeah if it's 3 am and you are drunk and you're wandering around back alleys, something could happen. Probably the same here I imagine. To answer the question, no there are not as many options. But there are enough to keep your dick entertained for a long long time. AC is definitely not for everyone, but I do love it. Will probably head back after my time in Pattaya.

Bangkok has always been my haven, for the variety and safety. I for one don't like the bar scene, never barfined before, but find that the massage venues and streets are more my speed, and I can walk into a venue at 1 am, or walk the streets at 3 am without fear of getting scoped or robbed. Does Angeles city offer the same kind of options and variety?

[Nyezhov]

I was just on the Red Fern website and saw their packages, are they exclusively 3 somes? That's impossible right? I'm not against a 3 some, but I'm also not trying to have a heart attack either, although A+ with a Jamie Chung lookalike might be worth it. They must offer the good ol' classic 1 on 1 sessions too right?

Every time I checked it out in 2025, last visit in December, the quality wasn't there. Maybe it has improved.

[Paolo99]

I was just on the Red Fern website and saw their packages, are they exclusively 3 somes? That's impossible right? I'm not against a 3 some, but I'm also not trying to have a heart attack either, although A+ with a Jamie Chung lookalike might be worth it. They must offer the good ol' classic 1 on 1 sessions too right?

It's just a change name from the old Eden club so I'm assuming they've replicated the same policies from Eden.

I tried once to get just a single girl there, they didn't accept. They want to capitalize on their stuff and differentiate themselves from other shops.

[Dinotrex]

The methodology sounded familiar. But damn, couldn't remember the bar's name (don't get old). Google to the rescue. Then I looked up this bar's web site, and it was OBVIOUS: RED FERN. Same location, Suk 7/1.

Nice FR.

I was just on the Red Fern website and saw their packages, are they exclusively 3 somes? That's impossible right? I'm not against a 3 some, but I'm also not trying to have a heart attack either, although A+ with a Jamie Chung lookalike might be worth it. They must offer the good ol' classic 1 on 1 sessions too right?

[Chicharito99]

Two weeks in Bangkok, almost down. First time in Thailand. I am a seasoned veteran of the Philippines, especially Angeles City. I'll probably list some caparisons here and there. I was glad I came here. Lots to see, lots of blowjobs to acquire.

Regarding Thermae. I did notice as the only westerner, tall and handsome (ish) and young (ish) and well dressed, I didn't get the looks I'm used to in the Philippines. That is the case in most of the bars here. I think this city and the mentality are so transactional, and additionally there are lots of attractive tourists, both men and women, that the girls care much less than what I'm used to. As to the talent at Thermae, I'm telling you the night I went there were no hags, and no fatties. Even those approaching 40 were sexy. Some I felt like I needed to check ID.

I ate every night at the SW1 open air market. Tons of options and fairly cheap and I barely have an appetite here so the small portions suit me. Lots of cute girls to check out while you eat. Then every night I alternated between Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy. The quality of the girls at Nana was pretty incredible, especially at Billboard and those upper level bars. The rotating stage is just filled with 8's and 9's. The place is so crowded there's barely a place to sit and unless I'm on a couch I'm not calling a girl down for a drink. I probably went to 80% of the bars in Nana. Cowboy is interesting. Quality is all over the map. Some absolute stars at Dollhouse and Suzi Wong's. Those are the places where I bought the most lady drinks and grabbed the most T&A and got my dick rubbed raw. A lot of fun girls. The hole-in-the-wall bars there are generally a couple of old timers and two average girls working and asking if you want to go upstairs for a BJ. I didn't partake but I appreciated the option...

Bangkok has always been my haven, for the variety and safety. I for one don't like the bar scene, never barfined before, but find that the massage venues and streets are more my speed, and I can walk into a venue at 1 am, or walk the streets at 3 am without fear of getting scoped or robbed. Does Angeles city offer the same kind of options and variety?

[11Bravo]

Red Fern is a BJ Bar with FS standard, always get two girls (3900 incl your drink). Unique in that you choose from the line up and that girl chooses her partner. I went there first time.

When you are introduced to Fern the owner she lays out the rules. You also see a yellow line on the ground dividing the two couches. The girls that line up to the right will do anal (A+). The girl that got my initial drink was okay attractive but too thin and pale for me. So I asked for a line-up. I chose "Thove" or the closest I can come to pronouncing her name. She was on the A+ side and a real smoke-show. She is the Thai equivalent of Jamie Chung at her peak (Sucker Punch) but more toned (she used to do competitive muay thai). The unfortunate thing is, she chose the girl who had no business being there at all. Think "Marla Hooch" from "A League of Their Own". I was almost going to take the 2000 thb premium hit to choose my own but decided to play by the rules my first time. "Marla" (not her name- which was unpronounceable by me) took me to the shower and cleaned me off while Thove did her own cleaning. The room is large and had good lighting. In the room I was still regretting the decision not to switch when I saw Marla body. At least when she started with the BJ, I just saw her backside and plump ass as we laid on the bed. Then when Thove came in, it was worth it. The double BJ was very good with both taking turns and at the same time. Condom on and Marla hopped on first while Thove stood over me while I lapped her pussy. Marla knew who was the star of the show and switch condoms to help me insert into Thove. I fucked her hard for the rest of the 90 minutes. Used my hands, fingers and mouth on Marla as well and she was happy to move into a good position whenever I wanted to pound Thove differently. Marla help guide my cock in Thove's anal, and I twisted and pounded her in every which way and after a bit I had to take a break. We watched some Youtube music videos and went back at it again when I exploded in a 69 position with Thove and with Marla rimming me from below. Thove's incredible body, skin tone and tiny red pussy is etched into my memory. Tipped and got on my way after a long time (past 90 min).

The methodology sounded familiar. But damn, couldn't remember the bar's name (don't get old). Google to the rescue. Then I looked up this bar's web site, and it was OBVIOUS: RED FERN. Same location, Suk 7/1.

Nice FR.