Medellin Reports

[PolloNegro]

This is for Colombian vets out there. As you know many girls can come cheap and there are high end and extremely high end girls. The ones that go to Cancun Cartegena Spain and if they're lucky Dubai to work.

How much do you think a girl can make on a yearly basis in her prime?

I know prepagos who drive Audis in Colombia have rolexes that are real.

So it's obvious many of you guys are believing they're your girlfriend as I had a girl from la isla show me a pic of her 70 year old who thinks she's being faithful while she swallows my load. Lmao.

But because we all run in different circles, I have yet to see these well to do chicas. What I can attest to is this, my dentist took two trips to the US once I had my teeth fixed. I felt it was a bargain, he was able to visit the US twice, girls in Audis, Real Rolexs, these are things I would love to see. I have seen Ferraris in Bogota, not so much in Medellin. But I have seen gringos who go crazy with the american dollar, so who knows. Pollo negro is out!

[MateoCast98]

I've been sending friend requests and following girls on FB. None of them seem to add me back or respond to any messages, obviously if we are not friends they have to accept to see my messages. But only about two girls have done so. Am I doing something wrong?

[SJobs]

I started out my day with a 7-hour GFE session with one of my favorite 18-year-old fb girl. She is not the hottest, but pretty enough. Her service is out of this world. We fucked for many hours. It was a great experience. Total damage, 300 k. She washed my dishes, did my laundry and made my bed.

At night time, I made an appointment with one of my favorite party girl at gusto. I have seen her at least 7 times. I always give her 500-700 k per night. (depending on my mood and her service level). We normally follow up with some hot morning sex. I have never under paid her, and I always paid in the morning by going to an ATM. For the most part, my night was going well, we drink, dance and made out just like usual. Around 3:45 am, we came back to my place, things all the sudden took an 180 degree turn.

Right after entering my apartment, she opened a beer, grabbed some tussi and stormed into the bathroom. After a while, she came out and demanded 500 k payment upfront. I'm completely dumbfounded, this is not a random girl I just picked up for the night, I have seen this girl for 7+ times. We went to lunch together, I brought her a pair of shoes (very cheap, less than 50 dollars) at the Santa Fe mall, she never had Japanese food before, I introduced her to sushi. I was piss-drunk once that I couldn't wake up in the morning, she stayed with me until late afternoon, she had the chance to empty my apartment (my apple products alone is worth many thousands, even with depreciation), but instead, she just cuddled with me for hours until I regain consciousness.

My immediate answer to her request is, NO Fucking Way. Then she told me, OK, call me a Uber, I'm leaving. I was like, What? I made my case to her; I told her just look at my apartment, the amount of money I just spent in gusto and the total amount I have paid you so far, how could you have any doubts about my ability to pay. However, she won't budge. Then I made the most naive mistake ever, I offered to pay her half now and half later. I didn't feel like looking for an ATM at 4:30 in the morning, I only had 10 dollars and 300 k pesos in my wallet. My thinking was that she might had a bad experience recently, she just want to be more careful. After all, we knew each other for months. After receiving the 300 k, she said she will go organize, then she stormed into the bathroom again. I was ready to put this episode behind us and move on to sex. But little did I know, the fun is just about to began.

After spending couple of minutes in the bathroom, she came out with a stone cold face saying, "pay me the other 200 or call a Uber". At that very moment I knew I'm fucked, back in the days when I was a rookie monger, I use to make the mistake of giving the girls some money under the wrong negotiation condition. I put up a futile argument, mentioning all our history together and I even offered up my iPhone X and apple watch as collateral. To make things even more weird, I offered 10 dollars USD as a partial payment and she turned it down, it seems like she just want money out of the ATM. After repeatedly making the argument of my trustworthiness, she relented for about 5 minutes. She took some of her clothes off, and my hands was all over body. Then all the sudden, she pushed me away, asking for more money or no sex. She broke the Cardinal rule of prostitution. I'm fairly certain that she will keep asking for more money after receiving the 200 k, she will do this until my patient ran's out and kick her out. This is one way to maximize profit, in the very short term, without deliver the service. As long as I have a hard-on, she thinks she owns me. In the world of pay-to-play, this approach is as unethical as it gets.

I decided to cut my loss and move on to pussy hunting, after all, it is only 5 am, in Medellin there are still two places open, el fasian and paradise. I grabbed my phone and sent out 8 FB messages to the girls that have a high chance of working in the very early morning. Then I told the gusto girl: "I will never see you again, think about the opportunity cost, you are really stupid. Let's go downstairs, I will get the money and wave it in your face. Enjoy the 300 k you just robbed from me. In the long run, it is your loss". We went out to the streets at 5 am, found an ATM and I took out 400 k; ready to hit el fasian. She stood outside the ATM room waiting for me. I was angry at the time, so I waved the money in her face, she give me a look of confusion. We stood there for just a few minutes until a taxi showed up. I took the taxi directly to el fasian. From the back mirror of the taxi I can see her still standing in the middle of the street.

I found a much older blonde in el fasian, her service was OK, but she gives an amazing massage. We spent 4 hours together for 300 k. By the time she leaves, an 18-year-old FB girl is ready to come over, by 10:00 am I'm back on FB-chica day-time mode.

For the life of me, I couldn't figure out what went wrong with that gusto girl. It could be that I'm now more aware of the system in Medellin, which scared her, she knew that I now know that I'm significantly overpaying her. For instance, she always encourage me to buy the 100 k per gram of tussi in gusto, I now get high quality stuff from my FB connections. She encourages me to buy whiskey rounds for all the working staff in gusto. I did that only once when I was super drunk, now I refuse to even entertain the idea. Other explanation is that she is so coked out of her mind, she lost the basic reasoning ability. Anyway, she will turn 22 in 3 months, by that time, she will be too old for my taste, if it needs to end soon, this way is just as good as any.

[IamLookin]

Reading these posts reminds me that I will be in Medellin in a few weeks spending time with my anorexic fat girl friends.

Mr E made my day.

100 profiles? That is nothing. I have been restricted by FB a few times because they say I click on too many profiles in too short of time. It took diligence and patients for me to build a good list of hot chicas that are my type, but I can tell you that they are there. I have posted photos of hot thin FB chicas on here that thick chica lovers reviled.

I have posted instructions more than once on how to go about finding them. For members who think it's too time consuming, I spent 30 minutes to an hour searching everyday for the month before my last trip. I had a list of 100 that I liked by the time of my trip. If searching for pussy is a waste of your time, I don't know what to tell you.

[MarquisdeSade1]

This is actually hilarious. Just a few weeks ago someone else was complaining that all Facebook girls look anorexic.

Largest woman I've been with in Colombia was probably about 170#, but she was also about 5'9". Most of the Facebook girls I see are between 90-125#. Except for the one noted above, all have been light enough that I could stand up carrying them, while fucking and remain standing for at least 5 minutes. For the record, I'm 57, have a bad back and I'm not a fitness buff.

Not looking for MILFs? Stay away from Colombia and all of Latin America. The Catholics tell them "don't use birth control. " The hormones start demanding sex long before they reach 18. You'll find that most have at least one kid. That's a major driving force that makes them available. If they're bright enough to keep from getting pregnant, they have a better chance of getting a regular job and supporting themselves.

That doesn't mean they're worn out. If they all look over 30 to you, either you're looking in the wrong place, or you're looking for ones who are much, much too young for anyone to be looking for. The average age of the girls on my list is around 22.

Can't help you with the tattoos. They became mainstream popular around 30 years ago. Finding a girl under 40 without one isn't easy, but they are out there.

I was very tired when I wrote that post, I meant to write GILF not MILF (1 letter typo) I'm guessing the age many girls give birth the 1st time maybe around 15-16 yrs old, so by 30 yo many are grandmothers and great grandmothers by 45 yrs old and great great grandmothers by 60 yo, its seems bizzare and offensive to suggest that mongers that don't want an over 30 GILF (or MILF) may be looking for children. Is this a case of.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...sweet%20lemons

[The Tall Man]

This is for Colombian vets out there. As you know many girls can come cheap and there are high end and extremely high end girls. The ones that go to Cancun Cartegena Spain and if they're lucky Dubai to work.

How much do you think a girl can make on a yearly basis in her prime?

I know prepagos who drive Audis in Colombia have rolexes that are real.

So it's obvious many of you guys are believing they're your girlfriend as I had a girl from la isla show me a pic of her 70 year old who thinks she's being faithful while she swallows my load. Lmao.

I too have had girls that I am pounding hard and ding ding ding ding, here cell phone goes off a few times and so she has to answer it, no shit as I keep plugging her hole she answer her cell, motioning for me to be quiet and not say anything, and I'm so close that I can almost clearly listen to the conversation and guess what it's her gringo boyfriend and after some blah blah blah their conversation is finished and then I finish, hehehehe.

Guys never forget. She is not your girl. It's only your turn!

The Tall Man.

[John Clayton]

... If searching for pussy is a waste of your time, I don't know what to tell you.

You have inspired me. I am searching now!

[Mojo Bandit]

I wish you guys would make up your damn minds. Last week there was a guy saying they all look like they had rickets and now you are saying they all qualify as big game.

Mr E made my day.

I'm not trying to dis anyone's tastes, but I've been looking at lots of FB chicas WTF.

Are there any chicas that don't weigh more than I do? I'm about 200 lbs.

They all have big asses and look like 99% are over 30 yrs old, I'm guessing multiple kids.

I don't want to fly to another continent for high ass mileage MILFs full of tattoos? WTF.

I've probably seen at least 100 profiles.

I don't like big WG.

In all seriousness you couldn't pay me to fuck these bitches.

Happy New Year to all fellow perverts.

100 profiles? That is nothing. I have been restricted by FB a few times because they say I click on too many profiles in too short of time. It took diligence and patients for me to build a good list of hot chicas that are my type, but I can tell you that they are there. I have posted photos of hot thin FB chicas on here that thick chica lovers reviled.

I have posted instructions more than once on how to go about finding them. For members who think it's too time consuming, I spent 30 minutes to an hour searching everyday for the month before my last trip. I had a list of 100 that I liked by the time of my trip. If searching for pussy is a waste of your time, I don't know what to tell you.

[Sangnyc21]

This is for Colombian vets out there. As you know many girls can come cheap and there are high end and extremely high end girls. The ones that go to Cancun Cartegena Spain and if they're lucky Dubai to work.

How much do you think a girl can make on a yearly basis in her prime?

I know prepagos who drive Audis in Colombia have rolexes that are real.

So it's obvious many of you guys are believing they're your girlfriend as I had a girl from la isla show me a pic of her 70 year old who thinks she's being faithful while she swallows my load. Lmao.

[Wolf662]

I'm not trying to dis anyone's tastes, but I've been looking at lots of FB chicas WTF.

Are there any chicas that don't weigh more than I do? I'm about 200 lbs..

Just looking in the wrong spots I'd guess, there must be 1,000's of profiles.

Pretty sure none of the girls I know are over 130 lbs.

[Queens35]

You always negotiate price before hand. It is best to ask the girls to come to your place (Most of them will be between 45 minutes to 1.5 hours late). I normal approach new girls in the following sequence.

1. I will ask them to meet in a very generic way, sounds like you are doing this already.

2. Once they reply with an affirmative messages, I will ask "what can we do together" most will reply with a "you tell me amor", even if they reply with something vague, your next message should go all out, so you don't wast your time.

3. My next message is normally something like this: "I like lots of DFK (I normally spell out all the terms, as explicit as possible), blow job without condom. " put whatever satisfies your desire here. She will either reply with "how much your pay" or something that will start the price negotiation. One thing I now always ask after we agreed to everything is "how long will you stay", most will stay for 2-4 hours for 200 k and provide GFE++ service. If you don't negotiate the duration of the stay, they will just come, fuck for 20 minutes and leave.

Yes, and if a indy chica tells you 1 hour, drop her quickly. She's a clock-watcher and will try to rush you through a session. The only horribly bad session that I've ever had in MDE was with a chica at the Mansion that quoted me 150 k for one hour. It was my 1st or 2nd trip so I was still dumb.

[JjBee62]

Hell, life is not safe and none of us are getting out of it alive.

Paranoia tends to set in after the first time you become a victim.

I was living comfortably in a nice area of San Diego, with a golf course for a backyard, the first time my car was broken into. The second time was in nice area of Santee, across the street from a CHP officer's house and 5 doors down from a San Diego County Sheriff's Deputy. The third time was in Hillcrest, a trendy, gentrified neighborhood. My in-laws house was robbed in a rural area outside of Lakeside, where every home was in the $500 k range (30 years ago), in broad daylight. My wife's cousin was in a bowling alley in San Diego when a gang war erupted. Bullets flying everywhere.

According to my experiences, San Diego is the riskiest place in the world to live.

Anywhere there are people, there is danger. Medellin didn't become more dangerous simply because Surfer500 was with a girl when she was robbed. He's simply more aware of what happens in every city around the world every day.

[Mr Enternational]

In regards to safety, Medellin is not safe. Whether your in Pobaldo or El Centro, it is not safe, period. And after you become a victim, whether it be from the Chicas, or thieves on the street, you would never make a statement that Medellin is relatively safe, however I agree with you that the risk is worth the reward.

Hell, life is not safe and none of us are getting out of it alive.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm not trying to dis anyone's tastes, but I've been looking at lots of FB chicas WTF.

Are there any chicas that don't weigh more than I do? I'm about 200 lbs.

They all have big asses and look like 99% are over 30 yrs old, I'm guessing multiple kids.

I wish you guys would make up your damn minds. Last week there was a guy saying they all look like they had rickets and now you are saying they all qualify as big game.

I really wish some of you guys would start a Medellin Facebook thread on here because some of us just aren't interested. I'm not interested in the identikit skinny assed chicas I keep seeing photos of (the last one actually looks like she has rickets)

[Mr Enternational]

They blowing up my Facebook messenger. I have about 15 that say they are interested. So do I meet them at a bar or just say come through. Think I found some guest friendly from the list the girls gave me. Chick says don Carlton is guest friendly. What's the protocol to bringing up the cash. Do I say what will it take to have you a few hours or be my excursion buddy. They seem game. What's the chance that I can smash with no money or should I assume that they all pros.

If a chick told you of a guest friendly hotel, then she is no ordinary chick. An ordinary chick would know nothing about the local hotels. I don't know the rules of the hotels where I live and I can afford them. How is she going to know the rules of hotels in her area that she can not afford, unless...

Not sure if you speak Spanish, but 15 interested foreign girls blowing up your messenger that want no money?; As a buddy of mine says "That country don't exist." Would you be blowing their messenger up if you didn't want any pussy?