Medellin Reports

[SlapShot10]

Surfer, Knowledge, PN, et al.

The chica in Centro that I always consider and can't pull the trigger is clearly-shown in a video on YouTube, from this past week:

https://youtu.be/2Y4C3Ybq05g

She's in front of the white wall, next to the stairs, at the 6:15 mark. Just off the corner of CL 52 & Av Cundinamarca.

[Surfer500]

Still carrying my Whisker-Free Chip, going on 39 years. Puerto Vallarta is booked for April, and looking forward to working on a USA-MEX-COL trio. The apartment I got is waaaay below market (2br / 2ba / fiber optic / rooftop terrace with pool bbq loungers ocean view) at about $1200 for the month. So, I'm splurging for a nice hotel the first night, and will still be under the monthly rate for my current place in MDE. The nightclubs look to be bumping on the weekends, even Sunday. Probably going to hit Cancun and maybe 1-2 other spots before back to Medellin in late-May. Maybe when I get back, I'll have enough of a tan to blend in at Botero and snag a whisker!

Your the envy of many, when I was 39, I was married with two young kids, and your jetsetting around at that age. And I can tell you, that you easily have a minimum of 25 more years to do so if you stay in shape. I am more than 25 years older than you, and thank God I don't have to work for a living anymore.

So right now I'm busing around Colombia and yesterday I left Medellin with my Tomboy and am currently in Pereria. Checked into the Movich Hotel and the place is literally deserted. They have a great pool and Spa with both a wet (Turco) and dry Sauna. After a great session with my Tomboy over 35 years younger than me (and your 39 years old) we headed to the pool and had it to ourselves. While we were swimming, the Spa heated up the Saunas for us and the we had them to ourselves, first the dry Sauna, and then the Turco. It was great, I laid down in the Turco and I got blown! I'm totally invigorated besides being leche depleted.

Tomorrow were taking a Taxi to Hotel Termales Santa Rosa de Cabal for two nights, then on to Coroca Valley outside of Salento, and finally to Hotel Termales Tierra Viva outside of Manizales. Termales are hotsprings and I have an upgraded River side room in Santa Rosa. Just trying to keep up with you Slapshot! LOL.

Right now is an excellent time to travel in Colombia, for guys who are here for a while, and have a companion you click with, travelling is great, however there are still a few hotspots like in Santa Marta with restrictions.

Photos to follow in the coming days.

[Combo]

She okay'd me posting them. She is unaware of this site. I don't want to be involved in money discussions. For me. Don't Nickel and dime her.

Those are lovely natural breasts.

[PirateMorgan]

She okay'd me posting them. She is unaware of this site. I don't want to be involved in money discussions. For me. Don't Nickel and dime her.

[Golfinho]

Actually, they're not fat, and understanding Botero is central to understanding paisas. If you notice, "El Soldado Romano" - the Roman soldier. If you'll notice, the guy has a six pack- he's not fat, but inflated with life and passion to the point of bursting. Fernando Botero is the patron saint of Medellin.

Essential to understanding inflated paisas? Where's the silicone? Except for the Death of Pablo Escobar painting, I find Botero's work distasteful and humorless. The Antioquia Museum ought to have one of his self-portraits, but even those are bland and not worth a second glance.

[SlapShot10]

For those of you on OnlyFans (I'm not), /emilyortiz is offering free subscription to her page, today. She is a smoking hot Paisa.

[MiamiSammy]

Parque Botero has the highest concentration of cops I have seen anywhere in Colombia. And they are in groups. Ordinary Colombians love to go there to get pictures by the fat statues. For some reason women love to give this guy a hand job as you can see there is no tarnish on his junk. Go a couple of blocks in the wrong direction and you could be in trouble.

Actually, they're not fat, and understanding Botero is central to understanding paisas. If you notice, "El Soldado Romano" - the Roman soldier. If you'll notice, the guy has a six pack- he's not fat, but inflated with life and passion to the point of bursting. Fernando Botero is the patron saint of Medellin.

[MiamiSammy]

I have a problem with that. I believe I belong wherever I want to be. Why pay to go to a foreign country and stay within a tiny part of one city? Especially when that area isn't much different from other upper class area of any other city? I can go to El Paso or Miami if I just want to listen to people speak Spanish.

I like Poblado, but I have no desire to spend all my time listening to disgruntled gringos complain because nobody speaks English. I'll hang out wherever feels right at the moment.

You need to get your head straight. Your US Constitutional rights don't mean diddly in Colombia, or any other nation on earth. They stop at water's edge. One of the problems of American tourists is they can't seem to pull their heads out of their asses long enough to figure out what's going on around them. There are places where you shouldn't go. DEAL WITH IT. Everywhere I go POS gringos like you embarrass us.

[MiamiSammy]

I just got off a Zoom Conference with some of my buddies in Centro. They said that ALL ISG members must keep their asses out of Centro or they will be coming for you. And there won't be any more of that blending in shit if they have anything to do with it. They also said that I am the only one allowed to carry and take pictures with a Galaxy Note any time of the day or night. This type of behavior will not be tolerated from any other gringos. You have been warned.

So if I take my ISF t-shirt off, will I be okay? Just how are you going to tell the difference between your average gringo and the ISF members- just curious? You're the kind of guy civilians imagine on this site.

[SlapShot10]

Should you choose to become a Centro rat, this is the fate that awaits you. The photo shows real live providers at Ground Zero, unobscured faces and all. I did not bother to obscure their faces because they work the Botero / Veracruz stroll on a daily basis. No shame in their game.

So drinking game alert, take a shot for each time you reckon Pollo Negro or Surfer have been with any of them. But seriously, consider how dolled up these girls could be with the benefit of an hour or two with Slapshot's credit card. Full disclosure, confession of a Centro rat, I may have smashed in more than one case.

No, I haven't been with any of your crew, unless they are six months pregnant, have a black plastic bag their inhaling into, look like a beached whale, are drunk and stagerring around, and are deaf, dumb, and / or mute they are out of my league.

I'm not sure that even if your crew members had a make-over, with some nice clothes, a hairdo, and make-up that Slapshot would go with any of them.

Almost sounds like somebody would have to tie him up to the bedposts in one of the Love Motels, put a knife to his throat, and then bring one of your crew members into the room to service him.

Kind of a rough way for him to get his whisker! LOL.

she knows and wants her picture published. She is the sweetest street girl I have ever met on the street....and her face is as pleasant as her body and her breasts are just as lovely...and they contain a surprise. She is a nineteen year old Venezulana. 321 802 5595. No ass holes please. She did not smoke when I saw her.

Chica in the middle of Knowledge's photo might be worthy of a mid-day touch-up and then a dip in the jacuzzi, but based on PN's reply, I'd imagine she's the one that's connected. This Centro Vennie could be an option, as well. Pinky's headed out to a CC soon for some shopping, if any of the Centro chicas want to join. Still carrying my Whisker-Free Chip, going on 39 years.

B2B trio nights this weekend, with a much-needed rest day on Sunday, followed by 12 hours of sleep, last night.

Puerto Vallarta is booked for April, and looking forward to working on a USA-MEX-COL trio. The apartment I got is waaaay below market (2br / 2ba / fiber optic / rooftop terrace with pool bbq loungers ocean view) at about $1200 for the month. So, I'm splurging for a nice hotel the first night, and will still be under the monthly rate for my current place in MDE. The nightclubs look to be bumping on the weekends, even Sunday. Probably going to hit Cancun and maybe 1-2 other spots before back to Medellin in late-May. Maybe when I get back, I'll have enough of a tan to blend in at Botero and snag a whisker!

A waitress from a gringo bar is now in direct contact with Pinky, and they are randomly exchanging semi-nudes. I am anxiously awaiting this one. Hoping to put it together by next week, at the latest.

I sent Coin Slot to Gusto on Friday night, but she said they wouldn't let her in because they were at capacity. Not sure if that's a common policy for newbies, or if they really were full. You would think they'd find a way to let in a couple 19 year olds. Oh fuck, as I typed that, I just remembered that I think Gusto is 21+ whoops.

[Queens35]

Anyone has any suggestion on prepaid reloadable debit card to be used for ATM machine. My bank charge $5 on every ATM transaction out of country, plus currency exchange fee that comes to approx. $10 on every ATM transaction.

You need to find a new bank. Try Schwab checking. They charge no fees, and re-imburse any fees charged by ATM / bank.

https://www.schwab.com/checking

[MongerHunger]

she knows and wants her picture published. She is the sweetest street girl I have ever met on the street....and her face is as pleasant as her body and her breasts are just as lovely...and they contain a surprise..

Nice find. Thanks for the info. What was the damage?

[SoberHans69]

I just got off a Zoom Conference with some of my buddies in Centro. They said that ALL ISG members must keep their asses out of Centro or they will be coming for you. And there won't be any more of that blending in shit if they have anything to do with it. They also said that I am the only one allowed to carry and take pictures with a Galaxy Note any time of the day or night. This type of behavior will not be tolerated from any other gringos. You have been warned.

Wow those El Centro chicas have gone downhill judging by your pictures haha.

[HappyShiva]

Anyone has any suggestion on prepaid reloadable debit card to be used for ATM machine. My bank charge $5 on every ATM transaction out of country, plus currency exchange fee that comes to approx. $10 on every ATM transaction.

[HelloIm]

Thanks for answering the question bro.