Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Turgid]

I don't think anybody needs YouTube videos on how to learn to use the metro in Rio. It's not more complicated than using the subway in any other city in the world.

If I remember correctly, all I did was tap my credit card to enter.

[Vagabundo1]

So the question is.

How does one get a drivers license to legally drive a car in Brazil? A license to have a gun?

A guy, actually a good friend with dual citizenship, suggested just going to gun ranges, making friends, then just paying cash.

Yes, but not a violent career criminal with AK47 (one is enough) who won't blink before using it on anyone who stands in his way. You can argue that trigger-happy Brazilian cops are no angels either, but professional gangsters are no civilians.

[Vagabundo1]

I paid Ann Amari 300, plus I got her uber 100 r to surfinnrio, and the negra acted like a fucking kunt, didn't talk to any of the girls, and didn't want to wait while I swam because the chair would cost too much, and wouldn't watch my bag while I swam in the hostel pool with 4 french south African Brazilian white BRANCA chicks.

Fuck, colorism is a thing in Brazil.

So, we fuck like 3 times, each time 5 minutes.

She tells me she wants to do a twosome with a blond. But she smokes weed, shitty toxic unidos do jacarizinho (samba rehearsal) weed, she orders whiskey.

She caused a problem when she pissed me off by not cleaning. Adminitdely, I have a anger issue which is made worse by weed, and therefore it is nice to have a girl like the other prive girl who I fuck for 2 hours -- fucked for 2 hours just yesterday, then did 2 hours of muay Thai Animal feremone drippign off my overweight German Indonesian testicles like mating feremone.

I write to a Finnish hot blond in Finnish and she says she will come if I will pay her airfare of a few thousand.

Before Anne amari arrives, I meet a Finn in the kitchen. I get her number. I see my German Sea Lion beard and my Indonesian Convered Spinozite Jew tongue up her tight blond kunt. I rim her pussy. I eat the fuck out of her Finnish blond kunt, to get it nice and wet, and together we make a viking. His birthdate is 10 January 2026, and he has a 25 centimeter blond Finnish German Indonesian Spinozite Jew prick which he slide up the asses of Russian hoars. He puts on Bruce Springsteen in over the ear headphones to the Russian hoars just to rub it in, our son slides his Viking prick up the kunt of a Russian and breeds the Russian just like his war criminal grandparents whose falsified stories got him zohan like into the Museum of the Righteous.

See what Vagabundo did there? The christ child was thus born not to a Virgin but to a Russian student whose wet pink kunt lips spread wide to German Finnish penis, that of our son, who will be born when I shoot wads of Fascist sperm up into her bright blonde haired unshaven pussy, which I kiss like the way I ate Manuela Gomes kunt back in Botafogo in 2015.

[Vagabundo1]

Bros before hoars.

Is why you want at least a few good wingmen.

Vagabundo banged fav prive girl 115 minutes for a cpfpm of 3.47.

Since Muay Thai is cancelled for holidays going to surf inn Rio for Muay Thai.

And to pick up legit morena surf girls.

Planning to offer Muay Thai there.

Holding gloves bags pads for surf chicks is hot and and good game especially since vagabundo was president of his college boxing club and boxed golden gloves up at Lowell Mass and coached wrestling for two years and did 30 Olympic distance triathlona for a cancer charity as a younger man.

I don't think anybody needs YouTube videos on how to learn to use the metro in Rio. It's not more complicated than using the subway in any other city in the world.

[Vagabundo1]

Yep, anyone asking about youtube videos for how to use the metro is probably not someone you want to meet up with any way.

From the subway to 4 x 4, a monger could go to several so called trash casas, secret termas, and prives, but let those guys go onto 4 x 4 and pay 3 x.

Why?

American pop music and no smoking.

But for a little game you can get porn star quality pussy bare if you want it.

I don't think anybody needs YouTube videos on how to learn to use the metro in Rio. It's not more complicated than using the subway in any other city in the world.

[The Cane]

Just earlier this year I took an old high school buddy with me to Rio who went through some tough times so I thought I would cheer him up, bought him a ticket, rented him an Airbnb, paid for all meals.

Now this is what you call a wingman! I would have to buy a guy some pussy to say thanks for the favors LMAO!

[Rio Bob]

This all leads to my question -- specifically if touring the Rio prives, is it better to have a wingman or not? What do you guys think?

Personally for me mongering is a lone wolf hobby. Through the years I've had a few friends come with me to Rio and it always infringes on the quality of my trip, I always have the best time being alone. Just earlier this year I took an old high school buddy with me to Rio who went through some tough times so I thought I would cheer him up, bought him a ticket, rented him an Airbnb, paid for all meals but at the end of the day he was a drain on me. My next trip coming up soon I have not shared any of the details with him but I'm sure he'the go in a heartbeat. Sometimes I meet new friends in Rio but they're ok because they got themselves there and not depending on you. Go and have fun and when you're alone with the girl alone in bed you don't need a wingman.

[Vagabundo1]

Insurgents v security are reasonable terms as they are used in the video game insurgency sandstorm.

Just make sure you the tourist stay neutral.

More broadly, in terms of history and literature, marquez 100 years of solitude points to global civil war between rich liberals and poor conservatives.

#1 on economist 500 greatest books of all time -- an enduring theme.

Yes, but not a violent career criminal with AK47 (one is enough) who won't blink before using it on anyone who stands in his way. You can argue that trigger-happy Brazilian cops are no angels either, but professional gangsters are no civilians.

[Vagabundo1]

https://youtu.be/6pz9px2TqJ0?si=yNcc0Nyu09AXHLvD

See regarding safety.

Good on investments especially real estate in Brazil.

Yeah but in civil, civilian refer to people who are not into the army or the police force. The dude from Texas with 25 ak47 and 3 bazooka in his collector lobby still a civilian if he is not in uniform.

[Xpartan]

Yeah but in civil, civilian refer to people who are not into the army or the police force. The dude from Texas with 25 ak47 and 3 bazooka in his collector lobby still a civilian if he is not in uniform.

Yes, but not a violent career criminal with AK47 (one is enough) who won't blink before using it on anyone who stands in his way. You can argue that trigger-happy Brazilian cops are no angels either, but professional gangsters are no civilians.

[Vagabundo1]

Longest day of the year.

In 4 hours we hit 21st Dec, the Summer Solstice, and longest day of the year, and we begin the slide back to 21 June.

Now, the water is warm enough to swim on warm days, best at praia macumba.

Yesterday vagabundo went and did a program with Ann Amari at Hotel Lips in centro for 300 r for her, and 240 r for a hidro suite for 4 hours with some food. Ganja was smoked. Djonga was played in the hidro. So was Hotel California, Fleetwood mac, and chris Isaak. Not the longest or best cost per fuck per minute, but the over all experience was excellent. She is not a prostitute, as she makes her money flipping burgers 6 days a week, and I admire her character, which is why I throw her a fuck which is for her a huge windfall. She buys rice and beans for 10 reais that last her 3 days, and food for the pitbull I bought her 3 years ago for her security in her rental apartment in a favela. I am considering giving her a big cash gift to outright buy a house, and some technology. I have gotten her out of prostitution, so step by step.

You can't lose your humanity. You should show a record of helping these people, as karma is a ***** and her name is Dilma, a past president of Brazil, and you should make some record of helping these providers to get skills so that they can have their lives too, maybe even a future you share.

Maybe this is the wrong place for this, but I would submit that it is exactly the right place. It's been a good holiday season so far. I've settled into my apartment. Pool opens at 9, and when I need to use the bathroom, I go and use the bathroom by the pool, and swim some laps afterwards, just to take full advantage of the facilities. Often I order a coffee and some eggs at the pool diner. At 10 h, I have my hoars trained to hit me up and schedule. I prefer the ones who don't smoke ganja because they fuck longer with fewer respiratory issues and remember to keep schedules. I have real college student muay Thai teammates who go with me to surf hostels to watch full seasons of violent women killing evil men while I swim, and refugee women from eastern Europe seeking out my company, but I am just a dude playing a dude to quote Downey in Tropic thunder, I am a wannabe zohan script writer, a hairstylist at heart hanging out at the beach.

[BennieBen]

Civilians?

Heavily armed bandits.

Yeah but in civil, civilian refer to people who are not into the army or the police force. The dude from Texas with 25 ak47 and 3 bazooka in his collector lobby still a civilian if he is not in uniform.

[MistaTuta]

How old is Caroline? Is she exactly the same girl on pictures than in real? Did you fuck her or not? Because her website look very pro. How much did you pay?

She looks to be around 30-35 years old. And yes, she is exactly like The pics. I didn't have sex with her, but I got a titfuck and a blowjob. Despite seeming professional, she's a real ****. [Deleted by Admin]. I paid around 600 Brazilian currency.

[Gilolo]

How old is Caroline? Is she exactly the same girl on pictures than in real? Did you fuck her or not? Because her website look very pro. How much did you pay?

https://copacabanamassagem.com/ I also highly recommend Caroline. I managed to fuck her tits and she sucked me off. Marvelous beautiful girl for a cheap price. Did you manage to go further, Esten?

[Exoticspirit]

I've essentially been a lone wolf for most of my mongering career. Too many guys do too many stupid things, and you can get caught up in their shit just through association. I couldn't take the risk, and needed to keep a low profile. The one time I did have a wingman, the guy turned out to be a stumbling drunk, acted like I was supposed to be his personal cambio and unpaid Spanish interpreter, and was digging all up in his nose scaring the tutes away! I swore never again! That said, that was a long time ago. These days, I would be open to the idea again with the right guy. For me, what would make a wingman "rght" would be somebody who likes to go to the same kind of places that I do first of all. I mean, if one guy likes going to Scandallo and the other guy is a cheap Charlie always trying to save a dime, then it's just not going to work. Second, it would help if the guy kind of rolls how I roll. I'm more of a "night league" monger than a "day league" monger. I prefer clubs to casas and prives. And, I like to hit no more than 1 to 2 joints max in a night versus running all over the place all over town. Settle in and take the scene in. Save some to monger another day (or night). Also, although not a high requirement, I think it would help if your potential wingman didn't like the exact same kind of girls that you do. That way, you won't be lusting for and perving on the same ones. Lastly, I think it would be good if both guys had experience that was the same or similar. I'm talking about the extent to which they have traveled, comfort level with being in a foreign country, especially if you don't speak the language. That sort of thing. Because it sucks when you feel like you have got to hold a grown man's hand through everything That would put a damper on my mojo and ruin my fun! These are things that I would think about if considering having a wingman.

Thanks to all for a good discussion regarding my question about wingman. Reason why I brought it up was not really the issue about security and safety. Instead it was back to my thing regarding the visits to the prives. I was with a wingman for my Asia trip and he isn't just some bloke I met there. He's a long time friend I've known for decades but this was his first international mongering trip. The main concern I had especially if he chooses to come with me to my first Rio trip in the spring is when we tour the prives assuming that their rosters are going to be a lot smaller than the selections we'll see at the termas.

If at the first prive we spot only one doable girl and I take her, my friend might have to just wait in the lobby while I have my session. Although I would encourage him to just move onto the next prive on his own to try his luck there, I think he might be too chicken to do so without me (again due to his limited experience in traveling internationally in countries where English is not the main language). Then if I meet him at the next prive (s) where he did find somebody, am I going to have to wait in that lobby for him? The other scenario is if we agree to stay only at prives where there are at least two girls, one for each of us, so we can session at the same venue and we can leave when we are both done. I'm sure this would make him feel more comfortable but I recall back in Bangkok when we were exploring the side street massage places where rosters were also small, it took a few venues before we found one by accident where there were at least two girls we liked.

So that's why I'm trying to decide what to do which might even include telling my friend in advance that it will be too much of a waste of time for either of us to have to wait around for the other to finish up a session before moving onto another prive for the other guy. Just wanted some see if any of you guys had to deal with such an issue. Just seems that things are much less complicated when touring the prives solo.