Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Usually, but not always, cheap priced girls are low quality lookers or older past their prime types. There are diamonds in the rough out there, of course, and I like to slum occasionally, but cheap, pretty, young, working girls in Thailand are the exception not the rule.

You made a definitive statement now back it up! Is the price you pay directly related to the appearance of the prostitute?

What is the cost in Pattaya to hire a prostitute at the following appearance levels: price for a 3, 6, 9?

Do the social / sexual services provided factor into the cost of hiring said prostitute?

Define the following terms: cheap, pretty, young.

Exactly how does he is judging the attractiveness of girls he has never seen before? He does not factor in the service factor for his prostitutes. Personally I do more than just look at my prostitutes. The the social / sexual services they provide matter. But if we go with just appearance here how it should work:

Ugly Girl (3) - 1200 Short Time.

Pretty Girl (6) - 2400 Short Time.

Girl So Beautiful (9) - 3600 Short Time.

Thoughts and input are welcomed!

It is time for those who are making judgments about the prostitues others hire to put up or shut up. It is time for all of you appearance experts on how much working girls cost based on attractiveness to get off you lame asses and back up lame ass statements. Because if you cannot present some definitive criteria to back up your OWN mother fucking statement then you are just a bunch of mother fucks talking out the side of your neck.

Or are you mother fucks going to with that lame ass excuse and claim that standards of beauty are universal and therefore everyone knows what a young pretty working girl looks like and her price?

Are there different beauty standards for working girls and regular girls? If so what are they?

Gauntlet is down gentlemen. Which one of you has enough testicular fortitude to pick up?

[Newton York]

With each video I'm making, uploading to youtube, I'm learning more and more. Who says super old guys can't learn new things? I'm learning how to edit videos, can you guys believe it? Yes, the nonsense I'm uploading now is family friendly shit, but this is all in preparation for the day when I finally get to go back to Thailand. I'm almost set. I got my camera, I know how to use it, and use it rather surreptitiously. I'm learning the youtubes. This is it fellas. As soon as I'm forced to quit my job by the millennials in the shitty office, I'm on the first plane to Bangkok!

I too can be an asshole digital nomad besmirching Bangkok's good name!

I can't fucking wait. But this is when the floor gives way doesn't it? You work, and wait, you work and wait, and then when it's finally your time, you die of a heart attack!

I wouldn't be surprised if that happens. It's like I have no luck you know? I've waited for so long to go back to Thailand, wishing I was dead the whole way through, and in the future when I finally get to go back to paradise, that's probably when I'll bite the dust. Oh, for the love of Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, Lucifer and all that's good in hell, please let me live long enough to get back to Thailand. Or just kill me now.

With the thousands, tens of thousands of youtube videos shot in Bangkok, Pattaya, and so on, don't you guys wonder if you're in it? With how many times I've been to Bangkok, and all the places I've been while there I'm definitely in one of those videos. I don't give 2 fucks cause I'm super old and a dead man anyway. But for a lot of you, it's kinda embarrassing if the wifey finds out. Ha! No one gives a fuck. Your wife wouldn't be watching youtube videos of the seedier side of Bangkok anyway.

But I'll be there, taking a ton of footage, outside Thermae, all over Nana, Soi Cowboy, the outside of oilies, soapies. No annoying selfie sticks from me! You won't even notice me. It's going to be great!

I'll be fucking, eating, fucking, eating. Making videos, uploading, then fucking and eating.

What I wouldn't give to be there right now. How does it feel fellas? How does it feel to be living in paradise itself and be still so miserable? If you can't be happy in Bangkok, you can't be happy anywhere. Don't you get it? Thailand was created for us to party in! Literally made from the clay of creation itself, just for us to spurt jizz juice into. It was designed and created to be a playground for dudes like us. From these parts of the world. We MUST exploit it! We've exploited the whole world for centuries, what's a few more years? Third world ladies! THIRD WORLD!

That's what they exist for. By Satan's ballsack, you guys just don't get it. I'm wagging my finger at you. Tsk, tsk.

[SubCmdr]

Why is it that the poverty minded who are willing to make a comments about the appearance of the prostitutes others hire never post a picture of a prostitute that they have hired?

[SubCmdr]

Your jaunt into the glory days about sponsorship of a girl (10 years ago) is to make what point exactly?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if someone lived a couple of months with a hooker, most would start feeling somewhat less transactional about things. As it is, I've yet to pay anyone even for longtime, so it's rather unlikely to happen with me, but I can understand.

In all the sponsorship cases I've known, the guy believed, or at least pretended to believe, the girl was not banging others. One western guy had the girl move into another apartment (for which he paid the rent), so she could stay in the same building as some other girl he knew and who could "keep an eye" on his girl, while attending some make-up / cosmetics course he was paying for, and sending her 50,000 a month (this was up north, 10+ years ago, so it was a pretty good sum). I don't know wtf he was smoking as the other girl was working bar. His girl did indeed stop hooking afaik, though I met her at a regular disco one evening and from thereon out were banging her twice a week while her sponsor was away. Even had her repeat the std test after he left so I could keep banging her without a condom. In the end she ended the relationship with the sponsor because "she did not like him so much", even though it meant losing the 50 k a month + apartment rent. Before that she had been sponsored by some Japanese dude who had her stay at some high-end condo far away from the city centre, and which she also ended for similar reasons I think..

H's are not loyal?

You just figuring this out 10 years later bro? Thank you for the story Bro. But I figured that shit out when I had a girlfriend (in USA who I thought was monogamous with me at the time) give me a STI. LOL! She was a nurse and didn't at least use condoms when she was doing her dirt and taking dirty dick. So no, the entire world over these hos ain't loyal. If you don't know then you better ask somebody!

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Farang Jackolo,

The only nerve that was struck was the one in your ass when you threw up some weak shit that I rejected like blocked shot in a NBA Highlight reel. I go hard in the mother fucking paint. You going to come a me you better come strong. So, bring it!

So I struck a nerve, did I? Do yourself a favor and just shut it. I don't need to point out the myriad times every day you have an issue with someone. It's patently obvious. You must lead quite a miserable life if all you do is post crap on here and screw ugly hookers.

I would rather fuck ugly prostitutes than beat my dick all day pining away for my next trip while being so frustrated that when I post in the Pattaya Reports thread it gets deleted for being argumentative. How many months until you get laid in JackCarter again?

ROTFLMO!

[Axel Heyst]

<snip> how one can judge service without getting buck nekkid.

PROBABLY not the last time I say this. Show me a <cheap> girl I'll bet it's Ugly.

One can never know for sure how good or bad sex with a New girl will be until you get in bed with her and start it up. But one can get a pretty good idea of the vibe that is going to go down later in the room when sourcing girls from Go Go's, pick up bars, and nightclubs thanks to a technique called the audition where over a couple of drinks you test drive the girl in the bar. If a girl can't pass the audition, things are not going to get better later.

Usually, but not always, cheap priced girls are low quality lookers or older past their prime types. There are diamonds in the rough out there, of course, and I like to slum occasionally, but cheap, pretty, young, working girls in Thailand are the exception not the rule. For example, I don't know how many times I have walked Beach Road late at night, and I have only brought one girl back to my hotel room in 20 years. But I still like to window shop. 555.

[Explorer8939]

She's ballin like Entertainment Pro!

When she worked at JieJie bar, she complained that the 10 or so ladyboys who worked there were so strong, they could go out in the street and pull in customers. So the ladies never got a chance to even talk to a customer.

[ElMexicant]

Forget the supermarkets. I get my stuff all off Lazada for 1/2 the price like this peanut butter today. Then I eat it at the gym while watching girls doing butt exercises. 2 years stuck in Thailand during COVID taught me this neat trick on saving money. That's over 700 plus days. Wonder how much secrets I've figured out during that time. LOL.

Shhhh.

[SubCmdr]

Only a Dumb Butt is looking for Service. I still don't get how one can judge service without getting buck nekkid.

This is some All Over level of stupidity

Are you trying to tell me you do not negotiate with the prostitute you plan to hire about the social / sexual activities she will or will not provide for the price you are willing to pay?

Remember, you are the one judging the attractiveness of a prostitute sight unseen by the amount of money another man is paying.

Right there you are displaying your poverty mentality UglyAzzMan. But you are in good company with Allover who is our poster child for poverty thinking with his constant worry about:

My time; My money; My dick; My stack; my legal status; tax status; the location of where I am from and why I get to have so much more fun than him in Pattaya and know so much more than him about Pattaya!

What u know about Rollin down in the deep when u brain goes numb u can call dat mental freeze , when dis people talk to much put that shit in slow motion , yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean .

[SubCmdr]

Make that make sense.

Help me make sense of why you have any concern or comment about it. In my opinion, below this is just another example of Poverty Thinking.

We are talking about hookers here, not "some girl we liked. " I spent 2 months going to Starbucks for coffee every morning, yet nothing inside of me ever said I should buy the cashier a new laptop. But when paying a chick for sex, something goes off in some guys' heads saying he should shower her with unsolicited gifts in addition to paying the required fee for sex?

His time; His money; His dick; His call!!

I am in Pattaya now and I could care less what others are paying. It does not affect me in any way. I pay what I want to pay and that is all that matters. If you are paying less for the exact same girl for the exact same performance for the exact amount of time, more power to you. It doesn't matter to me. As others have said, it's my money and my time and I'll do what I want with it and no one's going to tell me how to spend my money. You should focus on yourself and stop worrying about what other people are paying.

My final example:

Agree. Poverty thinking takes away most of the fun. Instead of thinking about having fun, the poverty thinker is thinking about whether he got a good deal, or did someome get a better deal, what else can I do, what are her boundaries, etc. Having fun is first, all else falls away.

Man Law 101: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money, or who to fuck.

If a mother fucker like Allover does not like how posts about having sex with girls are written, he needs to put the posters he has a problem with on ignore. Or is he too stupid to do that?

People with real money have enough sense not to brag about it. Just look at the Korean men in the clubs. Many of them gladly pay higher prices but you won't see them bragging about it. They just pay it and enjoy themselves. And the girls prefer them to even those dumb enough to try to outspend them. People that brag about things like their money, how much they spend in a club, or their dick size have temporarily escaped poverty and are on their way back to it.

Same person who wrote this:

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

More poverty thinking!

[Gaijin Gigolo]

I don't have problems with anyone in the any thread here in Thailand other than this one. If you see that, then point it out.

But you, you seem to be having your problems in the Pattaya Reports thread? You want to play my game you better learn where the game is played. If not then stay in your lane. Beat your dick in sex prison until you can get your work release pass from (insert country of origin here) for your trip to Jakarta.

A report consists of the following elements:

1. Where you hired your prostitute.

2. How much you paid your prostitute.

3. The social / sexual services your provided.

If the idea is to talk your male bovine excrement to me (or anyone else) it is done here. Comprende?

So I struck a nerve, did I? Do yourself a favor and just shut it. I don't need to point out the myriad times every day you have an issue with someone. It's patently obvious. You must lead quite a miserable life if all you do is post crap on here and screw ugly hookers.

[SubCmdr]

Show me a SUB girl I'll bet it's Ugly. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Show me a post by AzzUglyMan and I'll show you a post that is inaccurate at best. An outright lie at worst!

[UglyAzzMan]

Jocelyn Wildenstein aka Catwoman. YouTube her.

Hot or Not.

Punch Worakarn aka Punch. You Tube her.

Hot or Not.

Which one is getting buck fiddy. Hahaha.

[UglyAzzMan]

Ask him to answer the following question:

How does he determine the quality of a prostitute that has never seen or fucked?

How does he get access to prostitutes he considers to be of quality?

What are the social / sexual services they perform?

How much does he pay them?

Are you this Dumb. Everyone knows your price range is bottom of the Barrel. Read when others ask how much. No one says Baseline is 1,000.

There is no secret place to find girls. I get them where you all go.

Only a Dumb Butt is looking for Service. I still don't get how one can judge service without getting buck nekkid.

PROBABLY not the last time I say this. Show me a SUB girl I'll bet it's Ugly. Hahaha. Hahaha.

[SubCmdr]

Another example of the poverty thinking

This is getting out of hand. No way he spent $18 on cookies at 711.

Allover can you tell the man that the biscuits that I bought are not available in 7-11.

Those Lotus Biscoff brand cookies are great. Very addictive. But you bought a lot of cookies I'm guessing at Villa Market. You should find Villa Market for farang food after you get settled in.

I did not buy them at Villa Market or 7-11 I know individuals want think the know it all and that I am a newbie. But with 19 months straight of being posted up here in Pattaya, I have spend more nights here in Pattaya than many of you over years of visiting (570). I will put my numbers up against anyone else's willing to call me a newbie. You need to have spent 57 days in Pattaya each year for the last 10 years to match my numbers. If you have then you can call me newbie and you have my respect.

Agree. Poverty thinking takes away most of the fun. Instead of thinking about having fun, the poverty thinker is thinking about whether he got a good deal, or did someome get a better deal, what else can I do, what are her boundaries, etc. Having fun is first, all else falls away.